Jackie Chan
High5 Lyrics

Nema te cuge ko jackie
There's no drink like Jackie's

Uz pare u džepu cigare u šteki
With money in my pocket and cigarettes in my pack

Svinje na kvartu ko neki fileki
Pigs in the neighborhood like a bunch of slices

Kuja je drukala puna je fleki
The bitch was drunk and full of stains

Pare u jorganu pare u deki
Money in my sheets and money in my blankets

Mijenjamo stilove ko da smo jackie
We change styles like we're Jackie himself

Chan - opasan kao čečen
Chan - dangerous as a Chechen

Doobie me zakuco ko čekićem
The doobie hit me like a hammer

Zovu me zmaju jer gutam taj dim
They call me the dragon because I inhale that smoke

đaneri padaju ko da su Knin
The fools fall like they're from Knin

Vučemo belo pa vučemo vim
We snort white and then we snort vim

Vani se tučemo s njom i sa njim
We fight outside with her and with him

Sipamo lean i samo lean
We pour lean and only lean

Triestri banda je šaolin
Triestri gang is Shaolin

Fumakomi kekomi mawashi
Smoking, kicking, and hitting with a roundhouse

Padam u komu, al palimo hašiš
I'm falling into a coma, but we're still smoking hashish

Kung fu džudo budokai
Kung fu, judo, and budokai

Kempo kendo pondokwan
Kempo, kendo, and pondokwan

Aikido i jujutsu
Aikido and jujutsu

Karate i ninjutsu
Karate and ninjutsu

Tri sata dnevno vježbam FLEKS
I exercise Flex for three hours a day

Vlove me, ću odležat IA VREMENA
Love me and I'll spend some quality time in prison

Trčim te kilo metre SAVA
I run kilometers on the Sava

Calma tranquilo ese
Calm down, my friend

Buksam kile ko houdek LARGE
I sell kilos like Houdek, big and large

Sukni tequile, brokeback GAIIIH
Let's drink tequila and party like Brokeback gays

Tijelo i um mi jedno CLEAN
My body and mind are one, clean

Tjedno se umim jednom NE SPAVAM
I shower once a week and don't sleep

Jak sam ko jackie chan
I'm strong like Jackie Chan

Hasam tu mary jane PARKER
I'm smoking Mary Jane Parker here

Mamuza zlatna, šejn
Golden joint, shinny

Bacam mađiju blane PRRAH
I sprinkle magic dust and they're gone with the wind

Slabo napadam, samoobrana
I don't attack much, just self-defense

Jedi govna vas soma obaram
I eat shit and take down drug lords like nothing

Jackie chan ne fura dublere
Jackie Chan doesn't use doubles

Jackie chan nam jebe mamare
Jackie Chan fucks our moms

Jackie troo kad nema kamere
Jackie is true when there's no camera

Katama sabije glupave amere
The katana cuts down stupid Americans

Zmajevi zauvijek, ninja i lopov
Dragons forever, ninja and thief

šangajsko podne, božji oklop
Shanghai noon, divine armor

Brate Jackie Chan sam
Brother, I am Jackie Chan

Imam velki chain, son
I have a big chain, son

Jučer ekso Jameson
Yesterday was Exo Jameson

Sekso Jennu Jameson
Sex with Jenna Jameson

Oči ko jackie chan
Eyes like Jackie Chan's

Uzo sam ceki na đem do
I took a cigarette at the party

Pio sam jackie sa le-dom
I drank Jackie with the gang

Halo sam tekken i halo ninten-do (koji nintendo)
I called Tekken and Nintendo (which one?)

Wee, vers je totalno random
Wow, the verse is totally random

Denz na fejsu je spamo
Denz is spamming on Facebook

Denza sam odfrendo
I unfriended Denz

Visokih pet lete po zraku ko Jet Lee
High heels fly in the air like Jet Li

Doma ti krešemo staru
At your home, we're nailing your old lady

Onda ti flashamo karu ko Let3
Then we're flashing our cocks like Let3

Sve kmice bi riđi bile, sve pice bi s riđim bile
All girls would be redheads, and all pizza would have red sauce

Dođem na hakl pogađam trice ekipa me zove Riđi Miller
I go to the hackathon and score threes, the gang calls me Red Miller

Ekipa me zove riđi, Bolestan si idi se lječit
The gang calls me Red, are you sick? Go get treated

Tvoj Johnson ima sidu ko da je jebeni Magic
Your Johnson has AIDS like it's fucking Magic

Thompson ima didu, dida mu je ustaša
Thompson's grandpa is an Ustasha

Ja sam onaj dobar reper kosa mi je kuštrava
I'm that good rapper with messy hair

Ja sam Riđi Riđ, za tebe zlato Riđi
I'm Red Red, for you, gold Red

Opet zaklo sam bez gledanja ko da sam Zatoichi
Again I hit it without looking like I'm Zatoichi

Zato ichi ni san shi
Zatoichi, one, two, three, four

Veceras bi se mogo sašit
Tonight I could sew myself up

Bit na drogama i baš pit
High on drugs and just drinking

Mogu mnogo toga al zaš bi
I can do many things, but why bother

A i zaš nebi, možda i hoću
And why not, maybe I will

Zove me banda, oni svi loču
The gang calls me, they're all high

Možda budu neke kurve s nama
Maybe some whores will be with us

Asa Akira Kurosawa
Asa Akira Kurosawa

Povučem dvije lajne oči kao chris tucker
I take two lines and my eyes are like Chris Tucker's

Povučem dvije baklje udaraju ko nunčake
I take two hits that hit like nunchucks

Udaram u hodu brate
I hit while walking, brother

Nismo si u rodu brate
We're not related, brother

Savlado vještinu
Mastered the skill

Trčim po svodu brate
I run on the roof, brother

Ispijem jednu lozu
I drink one glass of wine

Popijem cijeli sake
I drink the whole sake

Slomio ti obje šake
I break both of your hands

Ekipa me pita zake?
The gang asks me why?

Kuje su samo take
The bitches are just like this

Iamo ih svuda brate
They have them everywhere, brother

U zagrebu nose štikle
In Zagreb, they wear high heels

U st-u nose take
In St.-U, they wear this

U pekingu porno gejše
In Beijing, they have porn geishas

Hendlam ravno iz kroejše
I handle it straight from the crotch

Ak je loša kažem mnjeh si
If she's bad, I say you're a cunt

Ak je dobra kažem pleši
If she's good, I say dance

Pio jackie za jackom
I drank Jackie after Jackie

Dok sam jackiea čeko
While waiting for Jackie

Pito me je na đemdo
He asked me to the party

Reko ne znam ali đemdo
I said I don't know but it's a party

Shaolin samo lean
Shaolin only lean

Fanta sprite kodein
Fanta, Sprite, codeine

Krivi tao ce lao
Wrong way, celibate Tao

Pijani učitelj ce mao
Drunk teacher, Ce Mao