The Ending
Hobo Johnson Lyrics

She said
She spoke and addressed the singer

She said, "You're like Jason Biggs, in all the Jason Biggs movies"
She compared the singer to the actor who plays the same role in different movies

"Hey!"
An exclamation to gain attention or express surprise

She said, "You're like the weird guy, in all the movies Who turns into the hero at the end and gets the girl"
She compared the artist to a character in movies who initially appears weird but becomes a hero with a happy ending

And I was like, "Shut your mouth" But I'm gonna take over
The artist rejected her statement but expressed his determination to take over in the future

The world As soon as everybody dies
The singer intends to take control over the world when everyone dies

I'm gonna take over your heart As soon as I get the balls to try
The singer is interested in taking control over her emotions, but lacks the courage to do so

I'ma re-arrange the alphabet And then take "U" and "I" And put a bit of space between 'em And hope that nobody cries
The artist expressed his intention to change the common phrase 'U and I' in a creative way

I'ma run around this city, wondering why shit is like this I'ma be a nice guy Might fuck around and make a difference
The artist is critical of the current societal state and wants to contribute positively to make a difference

I'ma hope for the best, but prepare for the worst They're gonna focus on their hooks And then say, "Fuck it" to the verse
The artist is optimistic but aware of the music industry's prioritization of hooks over meaningful lyrics

Like, goddamn, but look at me Then look at them Now look at me How's it going? My name's Frank Wassup?
The singer compared himself to others and introduced himself as Frank

Today, we're looking into what really fucking matters Gucci bags, money bands, trap beats, and sarcasm
The artist is sarcastically criticizing the current cultural appreciation of materialistic things and superficial beats

I hope that you don't fall into their schemes and what they say When you look them in their eyes, that they don't choose to look away
The singer hopes the listener doesn't get fooled by societal schemes and wants people to face their issues

'Cause you don't deserve to be fucked with Unless you're a fucking asshole And expect two-hundred dollars every time that you pass "Go"
The singer implies that people should treat others well and should not be selfish

Your life isn't fair Life is like a fair That only lets in white people with blue eyes and blond hair And big tits and small waists Let's cut-paste the same face The same smile The same type That's been stuck here for a while
The singer points out the unfairness of life and suggests that society imposes a certain standard of beauty and conformity

Yeah, I ain't shit I ain't shit I ain't shit I ain't shit I ain't shit Compared to them, right?
The artist belittles himself but implies that others do the same when they compare themselves to societal standards

Yo My friends say that I have poor face structure I said, "You look like Alien vers. Fuckin' Predator Both of 'em"
The artist jokes about his looks and compared his friends' features to sci-fi characters

'Cause right before the movie starts, there's a weird type of scene That's awfully sensual with rose petals and Marvin Gaye sings I think people would watch that Probably on pay-per-view On a Tuesday night, like, what else is there to do?
The singer envisions an unusual movie scene and comments on people's interests or their lack of activity

Like, a lot of things Fuckin' read a book, I guess? Like 50 Shades of Gray, except Alien and Predator making the schtukkus That's great fan fiction for a great man missin' The spice of life The price is right for species all alike Like this, the night was young and I could feel it on my lips It's the taste of Predator's wit
The singer joked about reading books and introduced an imaginative fan fiction that aims to entertain people

(Oh no) Yeah And I know you want a piece of this wit And I know she wants a piece of this wit (No!) And I know she wants a piece of this wit My wit My wit, my wit She wants a piece of this
The artist segues humorously to his wit and assumes people's curiosity towards it

Thank you, for listening to the record I appreciate it more than you could ever fucking understand I, uhm, worked so hard on it, and lost my mind due to the music business The music business is quite the business But, I decided that I don't wanna be a part of it anymore So I, this is all me and no one's gonna fuckin' tell me how to write a song, you know? And, the way I listen to music is, fucking, like, medicine, dude It makes me feel better about my life, and, uh, my dream is to do that for other people And, uh, and, you know, travel the world doing that, and, helping people Like so many people helped me And, uh, thank you for letting me try to do that to you Mmkay, alright, bye
The artist expresses gratitude to the listener, pays tribute to his creativity and hard work, but announces his departure from the mainstream music industry and his aspiration to help people with his music