Secret
Home of the Lame Lyrics

I've read all the pages to see what the rage is.
I've tried to educate myself about what's going on and why people are so worked up.

Now I'm still as smart as before.
But I haven't learned anything new or gained any additional insight.

I've watched all the channels to find out what the plan is.
I've paid attention to all the different sources of information to try and understand what's happening.

I think I don't care anymore.
But at this point, I'm so overwhelmed and frustrated that I've lost interest.

Can't find this appealing, I reserve to stay bored.
I don't find all this secrecy and drama to be particularly interesting, so I'm fine with just staying bored.

I spent all resources on bribing my sources.
I've even gone so far as to try and get insider information by bribing people.

Still there's no tip-offs coming in.
But even with all my efforts, I still haven't learned anything new or useful.

It starts dawning on me.
I'm starting to realize that maybe nobody actually knows what's going on.

I might be the only one here who has not be filled in.
And that I'm the only one who's still clueless and left out of the loop.

You just keep your secrets.
At this point, I give up trying to get information from you.

I don't want to know where you've been.
I don't care anymore about your secrets or where you've been.

While ten years ago I had wanted to know.
I used to be curious about what was going on and wanted to be in the know.

But frankly I guess now I'm way too old.
But now I'm realizing that I'm too old to care about other people's drama and secrets.

Weren't you supposed to try this long ago.
I thought maybe you would have grown out of this secretive behavior by now.

Alone after school when your parents were not home?
Did you not have enough excitement in your life when you were younger that you have to keep acting this way well into adulthood?

Everybody's so secretive.
I'm frustrated with how everyone seems to be keeping secrets from each other and acting like something big is happening.

They make it seem as if something big was going on.
But in reality, it's probably just a lot of drama and meaningless gossip.

Why can't we just sit here and empty this bag of beer.
Instead of getting caught up in all this nonsense, why can't we just relax and enjoy some beer together?

Instead of you just bragging on?
Why are you wasting your time and energy on petty gossip and trying to one-up each other?

These people are bugging me.
I'm getting fed up with these people and their constant drama and gossiping.

I think I will be going to spend my time somewhere else.
I've had enough and I'm ready to leave and find something more worthwhile to do with my time.

But listen before I'm off:
But before I go, I want to say one more thing.

Can't you ever stop doing this shit to yourself?
Why do you keep getting caught up in this drama and secrecy when it's clearly making you unhappy?

I guess I won't be around to see you passing out.
I won't be sticking around to watch the inevitable consequences of your behavior.

But really I think we are both too old.
I'm realizing that we're both too old to constantly be involved in drama and secrets.