Long Night
Hoodie Allen Lyrics

Hi, can I talk to Teresa?
Hoodie Allen asks to talk to Teresa.

Oh, this is her mom?
Hoodie Allen confirms who he's talking to on the phone.

Oh, you Mother Teresa?
Hoodie Allen makes a joke about the person he's talking to on the phone.

Aw, I like that.
Hoodie Allen continues the joke.

Don't you tell me that it's all right
Hoodie Allen is skeptical that everything will be alright.

Because I'm anticipating a long night
Hoodie Allen expects the night to be long and possibly difficult.

Man,
Hoodie Allen makes a transition to a new idea.

I've been up so damn early that I'm sleepwalkin'
Hoodie Allen is tired from waking up early.

Watch me roll around the city like I'm Steve Hawkins
Hoodie Allen is going around the city.

They wanna act like it's a big deal, Ron Burgundy
People are pretending to care or be impressed.

I'm underground but I'm poppin' up commercially
Hoodie Allen is gaining commercial success.

So I'mma need a couple Gs if you want a verse with me
Hoodie Allen will only collaborate if paid more.

So let me take your pay check
Hoodie Allen wants all of the money.

Now you gotta find another way to pay rent
Without the paycheck, a person would have difficulty paying rent.

Your life sucks like the Ravens
Hoodie Allen thinks the Ravens have a bad life.

You ain't been on a date yet
Someone hasn't been on a date yet.

I take your girl to dinner
Hoodie Allen would take someone's girl to dinner.

Then go home and have some great sex
Hoodie Allen would then have sex with someone's girl.

Yeah, this gon' be a long night
Hoodie Allen repeats his earlier sentiment.

I guarantee it, we probably gon' see the sunlight
Hoodie Allen thinks the night will be long enough to see the sunrise.

Before our eyes wide shut I'mma make a couple bucks
Hoodie Allen will make some money before falling asleep.

And a couple hundred drinks, we about to turn it up, like
Hoodie Allen and friends will have many drinks and party.

Grab a Corona and pass out in the tub
Hoodie Allen wants to grab a beer and relax in the bathtub.

And when I wake up everything will be alright, alright
Hoodie Allen thinks everything will be okay in the morning.

Yeah, I keep on running 'til I'm red up in the face
Hoodie Allen is running a lot.

Had a party at the crib, everyone was hella grate-ful
Hoodie Allen recently threw a party.

Wait a minute, got a bedroom full of strangers
There are unfamiliar people in Hoodie Allen's bedroom.

I ain't talking Danny Granger, but I'm running out of Pacers
Hoodie Allen is running out of patience.

I mean patience, nah, nothing can phase us
He retracts the earlier statement.

I know you say your name but, my mind was on vacation
Hoodie Allen wasn't really paying attention to someone introducing themselves.

Can't track that down, too many chasers
He can't remember people because there were too many drinks.

I can't pack that crowd, too many lame-sters
He doesn't want to hang out with certain people.

So let's just kick it in the back of my apartment
Hoodie Allen suggests just staying in his apartment.

Or at Madison Square Garden, we could go and watch the Rangers
Hoodie Allen suggests watching a hockey game.

Central Park where we could go until it's dark
Hoodie Allen suggests spending time in Central Park.

And when somebody try to stalk you I just keep you out of danger
Hoodie Allen will protect someone from being stalked.

So come to the crib just hop in Benz first
Hoodie Allen wants someone to come to his house and ride with him in his car.

I'm after the cat, but I don't mean Chesire
Hoodie Allen is interested in someone romantically.

Uh, shout out to Pat, he look like a Hemsworth
Hoodie Allen makes a shout out to his friend Pat, saying he looks like a Hemsworth brother.

I'm kickin' it with Chance so baby don't say the N-word, shwoop!
Hoodie Allen and Chance are hanging out and he reminds someone not to use a certain word.

Ashin Ls in a hotel sink
Chance is smoking and ashing in a hotel sink.

Management swears that the hotel stink
Hotel staff thinks the room smells.

Whole time I'm yellin hold up a minute while the doorbell rings
Chance is distracted by someone ringing the doorbell.

When old coke glistening on my nose earring
Chance has cocaine residue on his nose.

And niggas just tryna function 'til a nigga can't function
They're trying to party until they can't party anymore.

And imported in punches and they actin' inpugnant
People are acting rude and obnoxious.

With a rock and a pin and they say pin I'm actin' 100
Chance is talking about drug use and people acting like they're fine.

And I turn up turn up turn up
Chance is getting more and more hyped up.

Get high burn up burn up burn up
They are smoking and getting high.

I'm fucked up and she's fucked up and
Chance and a girl are both very intoxicated.

We not gon' remember tonight so
They say that they won't remember the night.

Let's fuck in a Wendy's bathroom
They suggest having sex in a Wendy's restaurant bathroom.

Get frosty, forget the Sprite
They want to get ice cream and forget the drink.