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#180 If I'm so unpopular out on the highway Why is everybody…
#262 I thought that we could be real But instead you drag…
#366 36 и 6 не слышали, тут только 38 Меня ебашит жёстко,…
Is It My Way Come on I been up, I been down I been side to…

One Sad Ballad I’m always so lonely, frustrated, and angry And I never know…
The Dungeon Gettin' real suspicious of the one I love It's like she's…

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Most interesting comment from YouTube:

Alexys Paulson

5y↑2

I’ve seriously made every podcast a drinking game!😂 every time Danny says:
“And here’s why”
“Lemme ask you this”
“Yo”
“Riiiight”

Or joes voice crack And/or call out said voice crack,,

I take a shot. And I swear to god I get so drunk every single time 😂 play ittttt

All comments from YouTube:

Claudia Kenneally

5y↑377

Danny has an angelic singing voice honestly I'm shook

Juan Rodriguez

5y↑4

He sings on instagram constantly, it’s amazing!

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Hayden Conning

5y↑383

Every episode starts with joe asking ‘’what was that?’’😂

Oxagon YT

5y↑298

Danny needs to release a Lounge Singing album.

sufyan faisal

5y↑387

If this isn't what makes your Monday bearable idk what's wrong with you

YG

5y

Maybe some of us just start our weeks on Sunday usually?

sufyan faisal

5y↑1

@ReZisT Lust can make it a bit better tho

ReZisT Lust

5y↑1

Tons of problems cant be solved from a couple of friends talking.

DPGamez Derek

5y

I mean gmm

That Guy

5y

You both should also try Timesuck with Dan Cummins.

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Ivona R.

5y↑81

Joe sounded legit heartbroken that he didn’t get to sew a bag 😂😂

Cari Allen

5y↑559

“I’m trying out new hand stuff” lmao

Gracie Lou

5y

Cari Allen I saw u on another Joe vid and I’m living for your makeup ❤️ also Hiiii!

Ricardo Rossi

5y

Mimes.

LALI

5y

😂😂😂

Prem Jayaprakash

5y

Lol

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Cari Allen

5y↑201

Indoor skydiving was straight fire, there is a weight limit for iFly. I think it’s 350; so there is room for the thicc daddies.

medan880

5y

Cari Allen I might try that ish

Kadar

5y

Well good to know there’s room for me

Dirtbrat

5y↑2

Cari Allen Go actual skydiving!!! BEST ADRENALINE RUSH EVER!!💯

Koa5191

5y↑2

🍰 🍰 🍰 🍰

Raspberry Collinsworth

5y

Aww yiss.

lilman boss

5y↑152

it's been a week and danny's beard has grown that much already?

Sofie Soyy

5y↑11

My legs be like that after 1 day

Juan Rodriguez

5y↑2

A lot can grow back in a week. That’s a long time

KevDogVlogs

5y↑2

that's nothing lol @Otari Iobidze

Otari Iobidze

5y↑13

how long do you think beards take to grow? years? lol

Mariyah Giles

5y↑67

The “God damnit” at 39:11 sounds EXACTLY like the Hormone Monster 😂 sounds about right considering it came out of Danny 😭😂

Eat My Combos

5y↑3

Mariyah Giles BRO! I know I’m months late but that’s so accurate 🤣🤣

Slade, The Creator

5y

Janice Ackermann exactly 😂😂

Janice Ackermann

5y↑4

Yooooo that’s so spot on!

Slade, The Creator

5y↑2

Mariyah Giles I thought I was the only one!! 😂😂

Kirey Simmons

5y↑5

I love Frank Sinatra so you guys just made my day. Also, Danny, why in the world don't you don't more you're phenomenal

Haley Smith

5y↑537

44:04-46:26 did anyone else hear music? I missed the rest of the sponsors 😂 I'm so confused

PURGATORY PLAYS

2y

Same

9W120E091E9

3y

Got so confused just now lol

The Samster

3y↑1

Coming back two years later and clearly I have not seen this one yet because I do not remember the music at all, thought I was going nuts

Liz Tate

4y↑1

I thought my phone glitched LOL

katlynn robinson

4y

Same..... wth 😳🤔🤷‍♀️

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Victor Gonzalez

5y↑12

DANNY: what is the perfect date?

Me: “April 29th. It’s not too hot and it’s not too cold. All you need is a light jacket”

pat_snow08

5y↑57

Why isn't Danny singing to patrons a patreon tier?

paul reiner

5y↑2

Watched this episode at least 10times, still laughing out of my ass! One of my fav

Melissa Andersen

5y↑59

Danny’s angelic singing voice?! I’m blown away

nottechnicallyhere

5y↑28

Joe:what do you see when you look at me?
Danny: just a feminine man
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Jacob Burnett

5y↑10

The “dream out your ass” shirt should be a cartoonish sketch of you and Danny in front of a class of children with a 🗯 with this new great phrase😂😂

JMess 00

5y↑3

"All dreams start out ya ass."

-Danny the Motivational Speaker

Harley Mihalek

5y↑1

I appreciate how far this podcast has grown over the years! long time listener joe it’s always been hilarious and it somehow is getting better.. love you guys

RiSymble

5y↑3

6:06: Love how Joe looks at the screen like we're there judging him. Though we're watching at home. Haha yep, we're judging.

Christy Burdett

5y↑1

this podcast brings me so much joy, it makes getting up on a Monday feel worth it

Bianca Pilar

5y↑16

Just when i thought they couldn't sound any dumber a new episodes come out. I love them so much

Tari

5y↑254

14:50 my fave part😭😂 “what is this GRAND THEFT AUTO? whatareyougotgoiasdfghjkllwe’re recording a SHOW here!”

panthera

4y

The way Danny jumps lmfao

Jack Berry

5y

AlexisLexiss 😂😂😂

canadianbaconeh6

5y↑9

I've never seen a more accurate subtitle for something gibberish. Great job. 😂

Caitlyn Rentzell

5y

Mine too. I'm going to play it back about 50 times

Cheddar The Shredder

5y↑10

I never realized how glad I am to have taken wood/metal shop until Joe said he's never had it.

Teresa Howick

5y

Cheddar The Shreddar I didn’t have it either 😢. My brother did in his high school. I’ve always been so jealous. Seeing what he created. We had home economics where we learned to cook and sew. Girls school. Fine. But the other class would’ve been great too.

Eralen00

3y↑1

"I'm trying out new hand stuff. I wanna be cooler with my hands"
Danny fucking kills me

danielleluli

5y↑97

I need a shirt that says “Because here’s why” on it

Alexys Paulson

5y↑2

I’ve seriously made every podcast a drinking game!😂 every time Danny says:
“And here’s why”
“Lemme ask you this”
“Yo”
“Riiiight”

Or joes voice crack And/or call out said voice crack,,

I take a shot. And I swear to god I get so drunk every single time 😂 play ittttt

Dakota Todd

5y↑21

I love when y'all start randomly singing 😆👌🔥

SS

5y↑2

No one makes a better podcast. You guys are the BEST😂🙏🏻

SamanthaEllenClare

5y↑2

Danny’s initial reaction when joe said the owl took a normal shit “no no no no” like nah that owl ain’t right he’s doin it all wrong😭😭😭

kat de rosa

5y↑19

as a sophomore in high school i can confirm that we are still out here cutting up frogs

Caroline D

5y↑3

Being in your 30s is a lot more fun! You care less about a lot of shit! I love it!

Joey Allen

5y↑1

I swear just a regular off-topic conversation with you guys are just hilarious!!!😂😂😂👍💖

Josie Garcia

5y↑1

Totally digging Danny right now. loving the vocals and the stubble. HOT

mall rose

5y↑1

joe: “WELCOME BACK TO THE BASEMENT YARD BITCH”
me: gives video a thumbs up
already is subscribed and has notifications on 💁‍♀️

Brittney Arnold

4y↑2

The first time Danny said "off the cuff" LOVE IT!

Ireland Brecht

5y↑1

favorite thing to watch when getting ready for school. easily makes my Monday better lol

Lenezia Da Costa

5y↑9

Since Danny didn't tell us how he got bit in the face I'm gonna assume he fell on a dog's mouth

Mari Markham

5y↑1

Damn Danny!!!! Killing the singing game this episode 💯💯💯👌

Keith Kirkendall

5y↑1

Definitely one of the funniest podcasts in a while guys. Keep it up. You should definitely bring on someone with opposite views on subjects though. You two just agree with each other way too much.

x Blegh

5y↑5

I now need my weekly Danny and joe impression of Frank Sinatra that was great

Mama Marshmallow

5y↑2

Joe mildly panicked when Danny said I'll be half way to 60. 😆

Nicole Morin

5y↑1

Joe man you missed out on woodshop, cooking and sewing. That was the best thing about middle school. Also playing the Oregon trail! I freaking love you guys. You guys make my week. Thank you for all that you guys do.

Tori

5y↑1

I have had THE WORST morning so far and I would really like to thank you guys for posting on Monday mornings. I can always count on you guys to be a mood lifter. Thank you.

Kat K

5y↑1

the first 20 seconds and Danny already has me cracking up this is the quality content i am subscribed for life is good god bless

Julia R

5y↑3

I'm half way through and Joey has mentioned the Grinch twice already. Jesus 😂

xxela 703

5y↑1

I’ve skydived twice..& can’t wait to go again !! It’s the most amazing experience ever! ✈️🙌🏻🤓

krtodawf

5y↑1

This is great and now one of my favorite episodes lmaooo

ItzJubilee

5y↑1

I'm in high school and I can confirm that dissecting is still a thing. In my grade 10 science class we had dissected a sheeps eye, a frog, and a baby pig.. tbh worst part about it was the teacher asked us to put everything back together like it was fucking Operation the board game 🙄

Monica Castro

5y↑1

Love how their future was literally Futurama style lol flying cars and tubes that take u places haha love it

Rachel Kraushaar

5y↑1

I went in my mid twenties and had a BLAST! We made up our own chant for our knight and got the entire section to yell it and it was amazing.

Megvlogson

5y↑12

29:11. When Joe realizes how high a hot air balloon actually goes...reality sets in, with immediate relief he didn’t go on that ride..

Grace Clark

5y↑2

I’m a senior in high school and we do dissections all the time!😂 so it’s definitely something that’s still happening today

morrison_ 1031

5y↑1

Joe and Danny singing Frank is all I need in life

Karina Angeles

5y↑6

55:39 THANK YOU DANNY! My biggest argument to date is that Moose in the plural form should be Meese!

Heather Renee

5y↑1

This shit fucks me up so hard...Always scream laughing. Thanks bois 😘

nancy garcia

5y↑1

I can just imagine Joe traveling to that dog island which I forgot where it's located that has full of golden trievers and petting the shit out of them.

max smart

5y↑60

Hair done is a million times better than last time.

DPGamez Derek

5y↑1

I mean my beard grows that fast and i don't even grow a big one.

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Tfee12

5y↑1

Yeah I'm gonna need at least 2 hour podcasts from you guys

Noelle Khaligh

5y↑3

The helicopter part geeked me so hard 😂😂😂 just hearing two men talk about their fears and shit is so funny for some reason 😂😂😂

Jake Duncan

5y↑7

I'm Joey's age and we definitely dissected animals in high school. I'm from Indiana though so ethically we're like 20 years behind the rest of you

Alexis S

5y↑5

"because here's why" and "that's fire" ICONIC

Shealie Vazquez

5y↑43

After this weak ass Super Bowl I need this rite now !!

Quarantine Cuisine ASMR

5y↑2

Yay!! I was waiting for the new podcast!! I’m gonna have to sign up for the patreon lol

Illuminati76

5y↑2

I blame you...for getting me caught watching this damn podcast at work today! 🤣🔥

Teresa Howick

5y

Justin Armendariz I watched a big portion at my lunch break.

Lovers are Lunatics

5y↑1

The funny thing about this is that I looked them up on you tube to see what they looked like and it is exactly what I expected. I don't think I've ever met two people that have the perfect voice to face ratio like this LOL

Sasu123456789x1

5y↑1

Yall make my mondays!! ⭐👌

Paublo Junior

5y↑5

Bro said skydiving and Joe said "enjoy your bachelor party" 😂😂😂😂 I'm weak 😂😂😂

Maria R.

5y↑2

Take a shot every time Joe makes a reference to the Grinch

RAY PESOS

5y↑1

You finally got the hand stuff with a simple point at the end 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 proud lmaooo

creamyloser

5y↑20

owls eat mice and they cant digest the fur and bones so they regurgitate the fur and bones and that's what owl pellets are... thanks for coming to my TED talk

lucy wray

5y↑3

Danny's and Joe's singing ❤️❤️❤️👌👌

Emily

5y↑3

They have hot air balloons where they’re basically wired to the ground so you go up hella high and get the feeling but with a little more safety 😂 it’s pretty neat

Jenilee

5y↑1

PLEASE make a "I got dreams out the ass" shirt. I will buy that shit so fast

Anti-HyperLink

5y↑1

“A helicopter crashed this one time so I don’t want to get in a helicopter” - Danny

Obviously there’s been a bunch of those but I’m sure there are a lot of people who have those random heart attacks that aren’t even based on poor health.

Yeah, anybody could just drop dead at anytime. That’s why I wanna transfer my consciousness into a robot.

Aleks Tolmac

5y↑32

In high school biology we dissected frogs, sheep eyes, and pig fetuses. The smell of formaldehyde never leaves your memory...

Tatyonna Williams

5y

We did the sheep eyes and cats...😳

Yasmin

5y

Cherry I had to dissect a pregnant cat. Some days the smell comes randomly

Yasmin

5y

Some days I can STILL smell it ugh

Sofie Soyy

5y

I dissected a frog, a shark, anda owl pellet. Never again......

wolfy 2000

5y↑1

I dicseted a cows eye before and i can still smell that shit. It was right before lunch too.

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Katelyn Dolan

5y↑1

lo, i wish that everything could just be sung to me in dannys voice. an angel. truly.

Revengeance

5y↑1

I'm 10 years younger than Danny and we did the same classes. I sewed pillows, made food, and dissected the same shit out in Long Island

Cori Bailey

5y↑1

My favorite precursor to any comment made by Danny or joe is when they say "....I'll be honest with you.." cause it's always followed by somethin fuckin hilarious or soo stupid hahahaa love it

Carena Hall

5y

You doin' a good job there Joe lol. Always look bangin lmfao XD Legit though 100%

KnightRider69

5y↑2

Fuck I needed this! Danny and Joe are gold

J Burr

5y↑1

Skydiving is actually really awesome - unreal adrenaline rush for sure.

JMess 00

5y↑44

"I haven't learned in a while" 😂😂 as much as they talk about how dumb they are, it makes them SO much more funny I think.. Don't go to college to get learn.

Marifer Martinez

5y↑1

have frankie and davino on!!!! i miss them. they make me laugh the hardest

SKYY

5y↑1

When joe said seventh grade that made me laugh so hard

Lena Hamad

5y↑1

I remember dissecting owl pallets when I was in 4th grade and was so disgusted I went to the nurse office and threw up and they called my mom to go home. #NYeducationLIT ahahaaha

Paige Welden

5y↑6

'Fishes' is actually a real word. 'Fish' is one specific group of fish - like piranha. 'Fishes' are different groups of fish located in one location - like having piranhas and barracudas in the same location - because they are both different types of fish, so they're fishes.

Venusflytrappin

5y↑1

can someone please make a compilation video of danny’s little giggles and laughs lol

Sarah Winstanley

5y↑12

PLEASE VLOG MEDIEVAL TIMES oh my dear lord, I work at the one in canada and this idea made me smile the whole time you were talking about it!

DO ITTTTT

Also, the capsule travel tube system has been invented. It's already being developed - a popular one is Hyperloop. Look it up, boys!

Ruby Beast

5y↑1

Back when I was in school, I dissected a lamb heart and chicken wings. I'm shocked at the lack of schooling from Joe's school.

Dillon Craft

5y↑1

Love the hoodie Joe 👍🏼👍🏼

SSJ Matt

5y↑1

I agree with Joe about the talent discussion lol

Dibbo Das

5y↑3

Danny sounds like the hormone monster from big mouth at 39:13 😂

Anti-HyperLink

5y↑1

He’s literally been on the show, prior to him being a co-host, so why is Danny acting like he was an intern.

And it’s not even close to insane doing a podcast by yourself. People who think you need to do everything with another person are insane.

Marc'us Harrison

5y↑1

Joe went FULL Costanza this episode 😂😂

Almost all of these conversations I've had with my gf; it feels like we've been stalked. 🤨🤔

Darina Zirbo

5y↑1

So I had to play rock paper scissors with this girl from my Soc. class, and the first thing that came to mind was "throw the rock". I won that so easily.

shaepaulo

5y↑27

I thought Danny was about to Drop It Like It's Hot when he was describing how the helicopter goes up hahahaha 33:20

pmp

5y

LMAOOOO

clurrtree

5y

PRiMETiME lmaoooo

Lingadee

5y↑1

Joe’s hair looks wicked good!!

Jackie

5y↑1

Someone sponsor them to go on a airballoon. I wanna see thier reactions

Kay Jay Mua

5y↑1

I love that voice Joey does lmao

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