Hotel California
Hustle Athletics vs. Eagles Lyrics

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Driving on a lonely and deserted road with cold wind blowing while I embrace the solitude

Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
The pleasing smell of marijuana lingering in the atmosphere

Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
Not so far away, there was a bright and shining light that caught my attention

My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
Feeling tired and drowsy from the long journey that led me here

I had to stop for the night
I needed to spend the night and rest my weary body

There she stood in the doorway
A woman appeared in front of the entrance

I heard the mission bell
The sound of a church bell ringing in the distance reached my ears

And I was thinking to myself 'This could be heaven or this could be Hell
Wondering if this place is good or bad

Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
The woman lit a candle and guided me to my room

There were voices down the corridor, I thought I heard them say
Hearing strange voices and whisperings from the hallway

Welcome to the Hotel California, Such a lovely place (such a lovely place), Such a lovely face
Entering a hotel called California, whose appearance is charming and delightful

Plenty of room at the Hotel California, Any time of year (any time of year) you can find it here
There is always enough space at the Hotel California regardless of the time of the year

Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes bends
The lady's mind is unstable and her physique is like a Mercedes car

She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends
The woman has a lot of attractive male friends

How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat
The boys are dancing in the courtyard, sweating in the summer heat

Some dance to remember, some dance to forget
The boys are dancing, trying to remember or forget something

So I called up the Captain, 'Please bring me my wine
Summoning the captain to request for some wine

He said, 'we haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty-nine'
The captain replies that they haven't had the wine since 1969

And still those voices are calling from far away
The strange voices are still whispering from afar

Wake you up in the middle of the night, Just to hear them say
The voices cause one to wake up at night just to listen to them

They livin' it up at the Hotel California, What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise), bring your alibis
The people residing in the Hotel California are living it up, and it's a pleasant surprise to anyone, but they should bring an excuse if questioned

Mirrors on the ceiling, The pink champagne on ice
The ceiling is reflecting in mirrors and there's pink champagne that is chilled on ice

And she said, 'we are all just prisoners here, of our own device
The woman says that everyone is trapped at her own will or creation

And in the master's chambers, They gathered for the feast
In the master's bedroom, an enormous meal is being held

They stab it with their steely knives, But they just can't kill the beast
Despite attempting to kill the animal with metal knives, the beast cannot be killed

Last thing I remember, I was Running for the door, I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
The last thing I recollect doing is running towards the exit door, trying to get back to my previous location

Relax' said the night man, 'We are programmed to receive, You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave!
The night worker intends to put you at ease by saying they are here to take care of you, but the truth is you can't leave once you in