Blockheads
Ian Dury Lyrics

You must have seen parties of Blockheads With blotched and lagered skin Blockheads with food particles in their teeth What a horrible state they're in
It is common to witness parties or groups of blockheads with their stained and intoxicated skin, in addition to having bits of food stuck in their teeth, which makes them appear quite repulsive.

They've got womanly breasts Under pale mauve vests Shoes like dead pigs' noses Cornflake packet jacket Catalogue trousers A mouth what never closes
Blockheads typically have features such as soft and plump breasts, mauve colored vests, shoes that resemble the shape of pig noses, dresses stitched out of cornflake packets, and plain trousers picked out of a catalogue. Furthermore, their mouth is never shut, and they always seem to talk excessively.

You must have seen Blockheads In raucous teams Dressed up after work Who screw their poor old Eileens Get sloshed and go berserk
It is common to find blockheads in groups after work, who get dressed up and drink heavily. They also make advances on Eileen, who they torment and take advantage of in their drunken and wild state.

Rotary accessory watches Hire-purchase signet rings A beauty to the bully boys No lonely vestige clings
The blockheads usually wear a rotary accessory watch, purchase signet rings on hire-purchase, and are usually admired by the bully boys. They show no signs of loneliness because they always have friends and other partners around them.

Why bother at all about Blockheads? Why shouldn't they do as they please? You know if it came to a brainy game You could baffle a Blockhead with ease
Why even bother paying attention to blockheads? They can do whatever they want without any issues. If it comes to a debate or intellectual game, a person with a sharp mind can easily defeat them.

How would you like one puffing And blowing in your ear hole? Or pissing in your swimming pool?
How would you feel if you had a blockhead blowing smoke in your face or urinating in your pool? It’s an indication of their immense rudeness.

Bigger brained Blockheads often acquire Black and orange cars Premature ejaculation drivers Their soft-top's got roll bars
Blockheads with larger brains often purchase black and orange cars with a convertible roof that has roll bars. They are reckless drivers and hence classified as premature ejaculators when it comes to driving.

'Fill her up,' they say to Blockheads 'Go on, stick it where it hurts' Their shapeless haircuts don't enhance Their ghastly patterned shirts
Blockheads typically instruct gas station attendants to 'fill her up' and are often seen wearing loose and unflattering apparels such as ghastly patterned shirts. To add to that, their hairstyle is often unidentifiable.

Why bother at all about Blockheads? Superior as you are You're thoughtful and kind With a well-stocked mind A Blockhead can't think very far
Why focus attention on trivial matters like blockheads? You, as a person with a superior mind, are thoughtful and kind, with a diverse mind that can do much more than a blockhead, whose thinking capacity is narrow and limited.

Imagine finding one in your laundry basket Banging nails in your big black dog
It’s not pleasant to imagine encountering a blockhead in your laundry basket, especially not when they are hammering nails into your lovely dog with dark fur.

Why bother at all about Blockheads? Why should you care what they do? 'Cause after all is said and done You're a Blockhead too
Why even pay attention to blockheads? Why should you care about what they do when you're a blockhead yourself?.

Blockheads Blockheads Blockheads (Oi oi) Blockheads (Oi, oi)
Blockheads are blockheads, blockheads all around, usually represented by the chant oi oi, oi oi, and the track concludes with an echo of 'Blockheads.'