How To Kill A Cop
Ill Bill Lyrics

Check out this new Ill Bill gimmick that's splendid
Ill Bill is introducing a new gimmick which he thinks is great

Since you're down with other shit let's see if you're down wit this
If you're already down with what he's been saying, let's see if you agree with this next idea

It's about strictly tryin to kill a cop
The song is about how to kill a police officer

Once you get the hang of it, after you blast one you steal his glock
Once you're experienced, you can take the cop's gun after you kill him

First of all you need a fat bag of dust plus the biscuit
You will need drugs and a gun

Any local store sells the shit, friend
You can easily find these items at a local store

Purchase a milli', not that bitch Millie Jackson silly stunt
Buy a 9mm gun, not something else

I'm talkin about the nine millimeter gun
He specifically means a 9mm gun

Pick up the gat, scratch the serial numbers off
Remove the serial numbers from the gun

No fingerprints, surgical ones are my gloves of choice
Wear surgical gloves so there are no fingerprints left behind

All of these other cop killers be thinkin guns are toys
Other people who kill cops are careless and foolish

And when these cats get caught, they snitch on all they boys
Those who get caught are likely to rat out their accomplices

I kill a cop on a solo mission; without a pair of gloves
He has killed a cop by himself without wearing gloves

Shot him in the face with a stolen biscuit
He used a stolen gun to shoot the cop in the face

Then wiped my fingerprints off real careful
He wiped his fingerprints off carefully

If you don't think you ready yet dog, just let the song prepare you
If you're not comfortable yet, listen to the song to learn how

Yeahhhh! The second paragraph, might make you laugh
The second verse might be amusing

When a cat try to kill a cop and catch a plunger in the ass
If someone tries to kill a cop and fails, they might be punished by other inmates in prison

That's when you know you got to take the gun from him
You should take the gun from someone who failed to kill a cop, because they might use it against you

Cause you bout to get snubbed next, and you hyped up, so FUCK runnin
If you don't take the gun, he might use it against you when the cops come, so don't run away

And now the real fun begins son
He is excited for the real fun that comes with killing cops

You kill these ten cops, the best part, you walk away with ten guns
The reward for killing ten cops is ten guns for yourself

Now you the one that's takin gats from pigs
Now you have the upper hand on police and can take their guns

Imagine one gang, consistin of the Bloods, Crips and Latin Kings
He imagines a unified gang of these famous street gangs

That's when you start to realize what the police is
This is when you realize that police are no different than the gang members they fight against

Government funded gang-bangin thugs; that's what beast is
Police are thugs who are funded by the government

They say I'm evil, I'm the most righteous
He believes he is righteous even though others consider him to be evil

Run up in precincts with assault rifles; kill police and throw bibles
He wants to attack police stations with guns and leave the Bible, likely as a statement or calling it a holy mission

Walked out the precinct leavin no survivors
He kills every police officer in the station and leaves no one alive

Half his decapitated wig splattered across the precinct driveway
The cop's wig is split in half after being shot and is now outside of the station

The watts was stuffed up his body, jerk and gyrate
His insides are being twisted and moved because of the gun shots

Shoot him ten more times, then I merc off on the highway
He shoots the cop ten more times before hitting the road and leaving the scene

Yeahhhh! Last but not least, Ill Bill like to say peace
He ends the song by saying goodbye

To all the cop killers, from the Tri-State to the Middle East
He shows solidarity with anyone who has killed a cop

And gimme some dust when I kick the bucket
He wants some drugs when he dies

Pistol or no pistol, when high I'm the wrong to be fucked with
Whether he has a gun or not, he should not be messed with when he's high

So everybody put they gun up in the air
Everyone should raise their guns

Cock it back and lick a shot like you just don't care
They should shoot their guns without hesitation

SO - PUMP UP THE VOLUME!!Screamin out, "Fuck cops!"
He tells listeners to turn up the music and scream 'Fuck cops!'

I'm out - peace to my pops, I'm off to the dust spots
He finishes the song by saying he's leaving and giving peace to his father, then mentions the drug spots he will be going to

Yeah, Ill Bill's in the house
He reminds everyone that he's Ill Bill

Yeah, Goretex in the house
He also reminds everyone that Goretex is around too

Yo, peace to my motherfuckin fam Non-Phixion
He sends love to his rap group Non-Phixion

Yo Necro, turn that shit off, man
This is likely an outro to show that the song is over and he's talking to the person handling the music

TURN THAT FUCKIN SHIT OFF!!
He tells them to turn off the music even more urgently