SUPER STAR
Insane Clown Posse Lyrics

If I had things my way, I wouldn't be a zero
I wish to be popular and respected by everyone.

Rather be respected like Pierre Ferro
I want to be recognized and appreciated like Pierre Ferro.

Every album I touch 5 mics
I am so talented that every one of my albums will be highly rated.

Id be on MTV with Tommy Lee ridden dirt bikes
I imagine myself as a celebrity, riding dirt bikes alongside Tommy Lee and appearing on MTV.

Me and Fred Durst cooking brought worst
Fred Durst and I would collaborate musically and socially over a barbecue sausage known as a bratwurst.

And one of those huge barbecues with them bonny skirts
I want to participate in large outdoor barbecues with attractive female servers wearing short skirts.

I wouldn't need a baracade at my shows
My celebrity status would be large enough to prevent the need for barriers at my concerts.

cause it would be nothing but celeberty friends the first 10 rows
The first ten rows of my concerts would be filled with my famous friends and colleagues.

id have a 90 pound sled on my arm
I would have a glamorous supermodel girlfriend on my arm, despite her small frame.

who likes like a little skinny dude with a perm
Although I am not physically intimidating, my status and charm make me attractive to supermodels.

but she's a super model and she works in Brazil
My imagined girlfriend is a fashion model who works in Brazil.

and her daddy places pool on the isle of ???
This model's father may or may not be a professional pool player who competes in an unknown location.

I remember when I met at a party with my friends
I recall meeting this supermodel at a party with my friends.

I sent her a rose with a note "May I have this dance?"
I asked this supermodel to dance with me by sending her a rose and a note.

Jeckel whut? I don't even know who they are
I am so well known in the music industry that I don't know who some of the other artists are.

I'm so famous I'm so sweet
I am very famous and well-liked.

I'm so neat I can't be beat
I am perfect in all aspects and cannot be surpassed by anyone.

call my one time
Contact me once for any reason, as I am that important.

I'm so fashon, I'm divine
I am extremely fashionable and have divine qualities.

i got a call this morning Denis Rodman & Carson Daily
This morning, I received phone calls from Dennis Rodman and Carson Daly.

they want to meet me up for lunch at the ????
These celebrities want to meet me in person for lunch at an unknown location.

and I don't even know them people
Although I haven't met them before, they want to get to know me.

but we famous, so we consider each other equal
Despite not knowing each other personally, we recognize one another's fame and success.

where am I from? oh yea Detroit city
I am from Detroit and proud of my hometown.

i remember that tiny little town, so itty bitty
Although Detroit was small and relatively insignificant, I still love it.

i think I used to have some family there
I believe I had relatives in Detroit at some point in my life.

infact I wonder if.rmmm... anyway, jauque do my hair
I briefly think about my potential relatives before moving on to a desire to have my hair done by a famous stylist named Jacque.

sniffing cocaine off of crystal counter top
Here, I am loosely describing an indulgent and rebellious lifestyle involving drugs and high-end surfaces on which to partake in said drugs.

kissy face, sucking on her ruby red lolly pop
I am imagining myself with a beautiful and seductive woman who is holding and eating a lollipop.

Shaggy Who? watch me clean up the ghetto
I am dismissing another artist and bragging about my ability to help improve impoverished neighborhoods.

i sleep on a matress sprinkled with rose pedals
I live a luxurious and extravagant lifestyle, even down to my bedding.

make my music, write my song ill come sing it
Although I don't actually perform music myself, I am suggesting that I can and will sing anything my fans want me to.

and when the royalty check comes, betta bring it
I make a lot of money in royalties and expect to receive it quickly and completely.

mr masoose come and rub me down gently
I have a personal masseuse who attends to me and performs massages when I need them.

mom hers the keys, go and wash the ???
Here, I'm using ambiguous language to suggest that I am wealthy enough to have a person handle my car washing needs for me.

Superstar....
I am repeatedly emphasizing my status as a superstar.

I'm like a zerko, I suck my drummers dick
This line could be interpreted in a few different ways and is generally vulgar and suggestive in nature.

i ain't gay or nothin, I just did it for kicks
I am not homosexual, but I did this for fun or out of curiosity.

i play the crazy rock star it helps my rep
I embrace and act out the image of a wild and unpredictable rock star because it enhances my reputation.

you shoulda seen me at the movie premire with johny depp
I have attended high-profile events alongside famous actors such as Johnny Depp.

i love hollywood partys, I live like a star
I enjoy attending and being invited to glamorous Hollywood parties because they make me feel famous and important.

ill kiss you're ass, even if I don't know who you are
I will flatter and show respect to anyone, even if I don't personally know them or care about them.

ill jump in your pictures and ill get in your way
I will make myself known and visible in photographs, even if I am not explicitly supposed to be in them.

I'm annoying as fuck, I'm like that one kid from Sugar Ray
I am aware that I can be irritating to some people, likening myself to a similar figure in the music industry.

do I remember Twiztid? of course I do, Twisted Sister, They used to play with Motely Crue
Here, I am jokingly mistaking Twiztid for Twisted Sister and making a reference to two other well-known bands.

oh you mean them rapper kids that were down with me?
I am recalling who Twiztid is by reflecting on their relationship to me and my career.

no, I don't recall, excuse me, security!
I am pretending to forget Twiztid and calling upon security to remove someone I do not wish to associate with.

i don't need old friends, I'm way bigger
As a superstar, I feel that I have outgrown old friends and do not require their company or support.

sorry, my phones ringin, its Tommy Hilfiger
I am interrupting the conversation to answer a call from a well-known designer.

ill see you when I see if I remember who you are
I will only acknowledge someone if I can remember who they are, and they are important enough to me.

after all, your talking with the superstar
I remind the audience of my status as a superstar and suggest that they should treat me as such.

(Chorus)
The chorus repeats several times, emphasizing the themes of fame, perfection, and fashion.