Hotel
J. Čechtický Lyrics

I know a fat girl, she wears a orange skirt
I am familiar with a woman, who is overweight and wears an orange skirt.

You give her twenty dollars and you can do work
For a fee of twenty dollars, she will engage in sexual activity with you.

She'll take food stamps and a traveller's check
She accepts both government food stamps and traveler's checks as payment for her services.

Because her hair and her face and her life's a wreck
Her appearance and the state of her life are in disarray.

She wears a bright blond wig, some high heeled pumps
She wears a cheap, synthetic blonde wig and high-heeled shoes.

She's down in the dumps so she's sellin' her rump
She is feeling low and in a state of desperation, so she is selling her body for money.

She's a hot little momma and she works every day
She is a sexually attractive mother who works as a prostitute every day.

If you want to pay to play, here's where she stays
If you are willing to pay for sexual services, you can find her at this location.

She's at the
She is currently located at the following place.

Room 515
She is staying in room number 515.

Where that at? (Jamaica, Queens!)
That location is in Jamaica, a neighborhood in the New York City borough of Queens.

I seen her standin' there, slutty as could be
I have observed her standing in that location, dressed in a sexually provocative manner.

Offering the putty for a itty-bitty fee
She is offering sexual activity for a small amount of money.

Every red light she'll come over to your ride
At every traffic light, she will approach your vehicle and proposition you for sex.

Or she's standin' in the doorway tellin' you to come inside
Alternatively, she will be standing in a building's entrance, inviting you to join her inside for sexual activity.

The Bristol Hotel, 'cause it ain't no thing
The location where she is currently offering her services is known as the Bristol Hotel, and it is considered a common place for prostitution.

And her meat tastes better than Burger King
She is a more satisfying sexual partner than the fast-food chain Burger King is a dining experience.

Japanese executives in three-piece suits
Japanese businesspeople who are formally dressed in suits with three pieces, such as a matching jacket, pants, and vest.

Glasses all foggy when they come in the place
Their eyeglasses are fogged up due to the temperature and humidity of the location when they enter.

The girlies in the Bristol, they're all in cahoots
The women who are working as prostitutes at the Bristol Hotel are collaborating with one another in some way.

He fell asleep and got robbed, and cold chumped his face at the...
He fell asleep and had his belongings stolen by the prostitutes while he was unconscious, resulting in him getting beaten up.

Party people check the story 'cause the story is ill
The following story is noteworthy and worth remembering.

It's the story of two men, one Harold, one Bill
This tale centers around two individuals named Harold and Bill.

They went inside the Bristol on a Saturday night
On a Saturday evening, these two men entered the Bristol Hotel.

Harold was cool but Bill felt uptight
Harold was relaxed and confident, while Bill was tense and anxious.

The girlies made attempts but Harold played it cool
The women who were working as prostitutes tried to convince Harold to engage in sexual activity with them, but he remained calm and uninterested in their advances.

"Never ever rush, that's the golden rule
"Take your time and refuse to be pressured into any hasty decisions. That's the way to handle situations like this."

I been comin' to the Bristol's ten years of my life
Harold has been coming to the Bristol Hotel for ten years of his life.

A-yo, what the hell? Yo, man that's my wife!"
Harold realizes that one of the prostitutes is his wife and expresses shock and anger.

(The)
The following location is the same one previously mentioned.

You see, a Bristol girl is a one of a kind
The women who work as prostitutes at the Bristol Hotel are unique, and not like other women.

And if you know her good enough she won't make you stand on line
If you develop a relationship with one of these women, you will not have to wait in a queue to engage in sexual activity with her.

She'll let you inside, make you pay for the ride
She will invite you into her hotel room and charge you for sexual activity.

Take off her pants and then it smells like somebody died
After removing her clothing, she emits a foul odor, possibly due to poor hygiene.

You say "What the heck", because you already paid
You resign yourself to the unpleasant experience, as you have already given her payment.

Not knowin' that the guy that went before you had AIDS
Unbeknownst to you, a previous customer who engaged in sexual activity with her was infected with the human immunodeficiency virus (HIV).

Bang bang boogie, she was so amusin'
Despite the unpleasant experience, you found her to be amusing.

Next week you're at the clinic gettin' blood transfusions
The following week, you are undergoing medical treatment needed after exposure to contagious blood-borne pathogens.

At the
During another visit to this location.

(The Bristol Hotel)
The location where these illicit activities took place.