1539 N. Calvert
JPEGMAFIA Lyrics

One, one
Just a simple count off of the song's start.

Yeah (she wanna sit on my lap)
The rapper is excited that the girl he's with wants to be physically close.

Yeah, she wanna sit on my lap
Reiteration of the fact that the girl wants to be physically close.

(You think you know me) she wanna sit on my lap, yeah
A sarcastic nod to the audience, acknowledging that they might think they know the rapper without truly knowing his personal life. He then confirms again that the girl wants to sit on his lap.

She wanna sit on my lap
Again, reiterating that the girl wants to be physically close.

Da-damn, Peggy (this bitch really out here gonna watch herself)
The rapper calls himself Peggy and is amused by the girl's demeanor. He enjoys her company but knows to be cautious as she seems to be keeping a close eye on him.

She wanna sit on my lap (What? Hahahahahaha, what? Ayy)
The rapper is happy and confused that the girl wants to be physically close. He's laughing at the situation and enjoying himself.

Yeah, she wanna sit on my lap, yeah
Again, confirming that the girl wants to be physically close.

(Like three donuts For real, though, what, what we orderin'? What food we gettin'? What you wanna do?) Fuck Postmates (hahahahaha)
The rapper references the idea that three donuts might be too many for breakfast. He then asks his friends what they want to eat and mocks the app Postmates.

Ayy, ayy, uh, ayy, uh, what, what, what, uh, what (look man), yeah
The rapper is making random sounds while trying to think of what to say next. He confirms that he's still present in the conversation.

I need all (let's get it)
The rapper is getting pumped up and ready for whatever is going to happen.

I need all my bitches same color as Drake
The rapper has a preference for a certain type of girl and wants to make that clear.

If they not, then they gettin' rocked
He's implying that the consequences for these girls not meeting his preferences will be violent.

Put that Pyrex in the pot
The rapper is referencing cooking drugs and the equipment that is used to do so.

I don't give a fuck if you out there in the six (turn around) Suck a dick, pussy boy you gettin' hit with the (woo, uh, uh, uh)
The rapper is warning people from the area code 416 (The Six) to turn away or they will be attacked.

And I'm really with the shits, so you not gon' take my hits
The rapper is saying he is not going to back down and will not let anyone come after him.

Break my heart while I break yo' bitch (right)
The rapper is saying that if someone hurts him, he will take revenge on that person's partner.

Two black cards, let me cloak my wrist (okay)
The rapper has two black credit cards that he wants to show off and will put on his wrist to make a statement.

Fuck a diss, boy, I'm draggin' bodies like it's Metal Gear
The rapper is saying he will ignore any personal attacks or insults and will continue to succeed and be better than others.

I don't care 'bout your fuckin' status, Peggy got no fur, yeah (okay)
The rapper is saying he does not care about status symbols like fur coats and is content with being who he is.

Ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah, yeah Jugg and I come with them bands, ayy
The rapper is excited about his friends, the Juggs, and the money they make.

Gun do not come with no plan, ayy (okay) Keep a Kimber at the pad, ayy
The rapper has a gun that he keeps at home but does not have a plan for how to use it.

Crackers never get a pass, wait (turn around) Credit like my name was Chad, ayy
The rapper does not like white people and is saying they will not get special treatment. He then talks about his good credit score.

Watch who you fuckin' tag, babe (alright) Okay, get yo' demo out my face
The rapper is irritated by people tagging him in posts and then tells someone to leave him alone.

Shawty, tryna give that dick to Kelly Conway
The rapper is making a political statement by referencing a political figure and a sexual act that he would like to do to her.

Pull my case, boy (okay), I beat that shit like Lennon beat his bae Young O'Shea (young Ice Cube on the map, motherfucker, turn around)
The rapper is referencing famous musicians and their past cases. He then calls himself Young O'Shea and compares himself to a famous old school rapper.

I need a bitch with long hair like Myke C-Town (yeah) You talking shit (look), I'm talking shit, you catch a beat down (yeah, okay)
The rapper is saying he needs a girl with long hair like someone he follows. He is then warning someone to be careful with what they say around him.

I know you never in the hood or in the streets now (hey, turn around) And still, I'm hearin' that you really want some beef now? (Uh, uh, uh, alright)
The rapper is calling someone out for pretending to be tough while he knows they have never been in a rough area before. He's then questioning that person's confidence.

Bruh, take your tree out my Backwood Made the beat 'cause I'm that good (damn)
The rapper is annoyed with someone who stuffed too much weed in a cigar. He then brags about being able to make music.

Got your girl on her hands (eugh), Johnny 5 with the cans (okay)
The rapper is talking about a girl he's with and her abilities in the bedroom.

Fuck a blog, fuck a fan, hope my record get panned (look) 'Least I made you niggas dance Fuck 12, nigga, stamp
The rapper is saying he doesn't care about outside opinions and what they have to say about his music, as long as they are enjoying it. He then makes a statement against the police.

Oh, your body, oh, you got it On my body, my body, on my body Oh, your body, oh, you got it (Hit it)
The rapper is showing admiration for the girl he is with, complimenting her body and implying he wants to be physical with her.