Jasper Carrott OBE (born Robert Davis, March 14, 1945) is an English comedi… Read Full Bio ↴Jasper Carrott OBE (born Robert Davis, March 14, 1945) is an English comedian (declaring himself "world famous in Birmingham")

Born in Acocks Green, Birmingham, he was educated at Moseley School. He started his own folk club at 16 called "The Boggery" in Solihull, where he would perform folk songs as well as MC. Before long, his banter with the audience overtook the actual songs and he became known more as a comedian than a singer. He also worked as a musical agent (in partnership with Harvey Andrews), as Finger-Me-Gig, managing (among other bands) Decameron.

He had a surprise UK top 5 chart hit in 1975 with a novelty record called "Funky Moped" written by Chris Rohmann. The B-Side to this single was a risqué monologue parodying the animated children's TV series The Magic Roundabout. The latter was banned by the BBC, an action which is widely believed to have contributed to its commercial success.

Magazines
Jasper Carrott Lyrics

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Anson Seabra Well, she's the prettiest girl at the party And she kno…
Aubrie Sellers How to lose twenty-five pounds today How to make a million…
Automatic Tearing out pages from your only book. Circle the bold print…
Bloodbath64 Always looking through Frosted windows at you Silhouettes of…
Brand New Laetitia, you destroy me, so I Can see why I…
Chapter & The Verse In what could be the final moments, You're finally alive, A…
Desmond & the Tutus The fashion industry Is much more open-mined now The modelli…
Driveways Gotta take a risk every now and then But everything seems…
Duncan Sheik You see them everywhere You know those magazines Yeah, I've …

Emanuel I've been on it for way too long She been talking…
Finding hope (verse) I showed up unannounced one day I thought i’d drop i…
Iamzaccp What's the problem nigga? Every time I see yo face you…
John Cale Nobody cares Get down now, I wanna see it, come on Come…
Philippe Léotard J'ai d'plus en plus peur des filles Qui me déshabillent Ri…
Pluto Koi I don't know if I'll like the city But maybe if…
Reyna Oh my home's what's underneath my feet I don't need much…
The Automatic Tearing out pages from your only book Circle the bold print…
the everybodyfields two days and my money's spent i can't tell you just…
The Hold Steady She's always funny in the morning She isn't always funny in…
The Hold Steady (acoustic) She's always funny in the morning She isn't always funny in…