That's My Bitch
Jay-Z Kanye West Lyrics

Uh, hello, can I speak to uh, uh,
Jay-Z is requesting to speak with someone.

Yeah you know who you are
Jay-Z is addressing someone who he expects to know who they are.

Look, you had no idea what ya dealing with
Jay-Z is warning someone that they do not know what they are getting into.

Something on some of this realest shit
Jay-Z is claiming that he is about to rap about something very real.

Pop champagne yeah I'll give you a sip
Jay-Z is offering the people he is with some champagne.

'Bout to go dumb how come
Jay-Z is questioning why he is about to act foolish.

Yeah, that's my bitch
Jay-Z is referring to a woman as his own.

That's my bitch, sh-shorty right there
Jay-Z is introducing the woman he is referring to as his own.

I've been waiting for a long long time
Jay-Z has been waiting for a long time to let loose.

Just to get off and throw my hands up high
Jay-Z is going to party and release his energy.

And live my life, and live my life
Jay-Z is ready to enjoy his life.

I paid for them titties, get your own
Jay-Z is telling someone that he paid for a woman's breasts and they should get their own.

It ain't safe in the city, watch the throne
Jay-Z is warning others that the city isn't safe.

She say I care more about them Basquion's, Basquiats
A woman is saying that Jay-Z cares more about Basquiat artwork than her.

She learning a new word, it's yacht
Jay-Z is mocking a woman for learning a new word, and using it.

Blew the world up as soon as I hit the club with her
Jay-Z caused a stir by going to a club with a woman.

Too Short called, told me "I fell in love with her"
Too Short called Jay-Z and told him he was in love with the same woman.

Seen by actors, ball players and drug dealers
Everyone has seen this woman including celebrities, athletes, and criminals.

And some lesbians that never loved niggas
Even lesbians are in love with this woman.

Twisted love story "True Romance"
The love story is complicated and twisted.

Mary Magdalene from a pole dance
The woman is like Mary Magdalene and used to be a stripper.

I'm a freak huh, rock star life
Jay-Z is a freak and has a rock star lifestyle.

The second girl with us, that's our wife
Jay-Z and Kanye both have a wife with them.

Hey boys and girls, I got a new riddle
Jay-Z is presenting a new puzzle for people to solve.

Who's the new old perv that's tryna play second fiddle?
Jay-Z is asking who is trying to be in second place to him.

No disrespect, I'm not tryna belittle
Jay-Z is clarifying that he is not trying to offend anyone.

But my dick worth money I put Monie in the middle
Jay-Z is bragging about his worth in a vulgar way.

Swilling little licks and mixes 'til mornin'
Jay-Z and Kanye are drinking and partying all night.

I'm yearnin', ooh, yeah
Kanye is yearning for something.

Could I maybe have another dab of your potion?
Kanye is asking for more of something (possibly alcohol).

Stop motion, ooh, yeah
Kanye is asking for things to slow down.

Go harder than a nigga for a nigga go figure
Jay-Z and Kanye are going to work hard for a black person since it is unexpected.

Told me "keep my own money" if we ever did split up
Jay-Z and Kanye plan to keep their own money if they ever separate.

How can somethin' so gangsta be so pretty in pictures?
Jay-Z and Kanye are questioning how something so tough can look so nice.

Ripped jeans and a blazer and some Louboutin slippers
Jay-Z and Kanye are wearing expensive designer clothing.

Uh, Picasso was alive he woulda made her
If Picasso was alive he would have loved to paint this woman.

That's right nigga Mona Lisa can't fade her
The woman is so beautiful that even the Mona Lisa painting can't compare.

I mean Marilyn Monroe, she's quite nice
Jay-Z is saying Marilyn Monroe is attractive, but not compared to this woman.

But why all the pretty icons always all white?
Jay-Z is questioning why all the pretty icons are always white.

Put some colored girls in the MoMA
Jay-Z suggests that colored girls should be featured in the MoMA (Museum of Modern Art).

Half these broads ain't got nothing on Willona
Most of these women don't compare to the Willona character from the TV show Good Times.

Don't make me bring Thelma in it
Jay-Z is threatening to bring the Thelma character in from the TV show Good Times.

Bring Halle, bring Penélope and Salma in it
Jay-Z is asking to bring in Halle Berry, Penélope Cruz, and Salma Hayek into the mix.

Back to my Beyoncés
Jay-Z is going back to referring to the woman he thinks is his.

You deserve three stacks word to Andre
Jay-Z is saying that the woman deserves stacks of money like Andre 3000 sings about.

Call Larry Gagosian, you belong in museums
Jay-Z wants to call the art dealer Larry Gagosian to put this woman in a museum.

You belong in Vintage clothes crushing the whole building
The woman is so cool she would look good wearing vintage clothes as she destroys a building.

You belong with niggas who used to be known for dope dealing
The woman belongs with men who used to sell drugs.

You too dope for any of those civilians
The woman is too cool for ordinary people.

Now shoo trigga, stop looking at her tits
Jay-Z is telling someone to stop staring at the woman's breasts.

Get ya own dog ya heard?
Jay-Z is telling the person to get their own woman.

I've been waiting for a long long time
Jay-Z has been waiting a long time to enjoy his life.

Just to get off and throw my hands up high
Jay-Z is going to party and raise his arms.

And live my life, and live my life
Jay-Z is going to enjoy his life.

Just to get off and throw my hands up high, high, high, high
Jay-Z is emphasizing how much he wants to party.