Soap Opera
Jeff Beck Lyrics


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We're sitting at this resturant
Tears falling in my coffee
Is this what you ran from
To make a fool out of me
All my friends are standing
Saying hey what's wrong
And how can I tell them
That tomorrow your gonna be gone

I never ever saw a soap opera
I'm into broadway shows
I don't want my heart used to sell her show

I'm choking on my cigarette
Can't get the words I wanna say
And you don't even look sorry
That it's ended this way
Waiter's looking at me strange
I think he's moving in for the kill
I know you wanna walk out of here
And I'm gonna have to pay the bill

I never ever saw a soap opera
I'm into broadway shows
I don't want my heart used to sell her show

Never ever saw a soap opera
Never ever saw a soap opera

Hey wait a minute before you go
Cause there's something I got to do
If you think you're gonna get away with this
Then you gotta be a bigger kind of fool
I've spoken to the manager
Ordered a desert to your taste
And when that custard pie arrives
I'm gonna push it slowly into your face

I never ever saw a soap opera
I'm into broadway shows
I don't want my heart used to sell her show

I never ever saw a soap opera
I'm into broadway shows
I don't want my heart used to sell her show

Never ever soap opera




Never ever soap opera
Never ever soap opera

Overall Meaning

In the song "Soap Opera" by Jeff Beck, we hear the story of someone whose relationship has ended badly. The singer sits in a restaurant, crying into their coffee while trying to come to terms with what has happened. Their friends try to console them, but the singer struggles to explain the situation. They feel foolish for having been taken advantage of and are upset that they may have been used to sell a story. The singer is angry and wants to get revenge, so they order a dessert and plan to push it into the face of their former partner when it arrives.


This song touches on themes of heartbreak, betrayal, and revenge. The singer is clearly hurt and upset by what has happened, but they also seem determined to fight back in their own way. The title of the song is significant because it suggests that the singer sees their situation as something akin to a soap opera - an over-the-top, dramatic story that is often used to sell ads and products. By rejecting this narrative and instead choosing to embrace their love of Broadway shows, the singer is asserting their own identity and refusing to be defined by their pain.


Line by Line Meaning

We're sitting at this restaurant
We are in this place where we had a date and it is not going well.


Tears falling in my coffee
I am crying and my tears are dropping into my coffee.


Is this what you ran from, To make a fool out of me
I feel like you only started this relationship to deceive and embarrass me.


All my friends are standing, Saying hey what's wrong
My friends are concerned and asking me what happened.


And how can I tell them, That tomorrow your gonna be gone
I cannot bring myself to tell them that you will leave me tomorrow.


I never ever saw a soap opera, I'm into broadway shows, I don't want my heart used to sell her show
I do not like watching soap operas because their stories are often used to manipulate the emotions of the viewers.


I'm choking on my cigarette, Can't get the words I wanna say, And you don't even look sorry, That it's ended this way
I am so upset that I can't even smoke properly and you don't seem sorry for ending our relationship.


Waiter's looking at me strange, I think he's moving in for the kill, I know you wanna walk out of here, And I'm gonna have to pay the bill
The waiter is giving me a weird look, I feel like he's preparing to give the bill, and I'm aware that you want to leave and I'll be stuck with the cost.


Hey wait a minute before you go, 'Cause there's something I got to do, If you think you're gonna get away with this, Then you gotta be a bigger kind of fool
Wait a minute before you go—I have to do something. If you think you are going to deceive me and leave, then you must be more of a fool.


I've spoken to the manager, Ordered a desert to your taste, And when that custard pie arrives, I'm gonna push it slowly into your face
I have talked to the manager, ordered your favorite dessert, and when that custard pie arrives, I am going to slowly push it into your face.


Never ever saw a soap opera, Never ever saw a soap opera, Never ever saw a soap opera
I have never watched a soap opera and I don't intend to.




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tseuc

I love how JD mouths the words as Turk says them.... Also, that was totally Zach Braff laughing instead of JD after Turk says his line

BlueEyedBabe03

I love how J.D. runs out at the end. This scene is golden!

D Bone

Love how Carla is the only one who's constantly baffled by how weird close and gay JD and Turks relationship is.

Justin Addison

It’s guy love, between two guys.

Reubenofthedead

It's guy love. That's all it is. Guy love. There's nothing gay about it in their eyes.

Oh Boi Lin

I love JD's face when carla is making fun of Turk...

Matthew Smith

I'm sure they did this scene like 20 times and this was just the only one zach didnt die laughing he just can't get rid of that im gonna die laughing any second face.

Jeremy Tung

So was that the girlfriend Turk’s mom called the “big easy”?

tgpgrimreaper

0:21 I have a feeling that this was a true story for Donald Faison (Turk) when him and Zach Braff (J.D.) were roomies in real life.

Zach is trying to hold back and it took a while to wipe that weird grin off his face. I dunno.

Arnold Rimmer

@A - I'm even more late and yes, they actually were when they were filming the earlier seasons

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