If I Were A Bell
Jim Tomlinson Lyrics


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Ask me how do I feel,
Now that we're cosy and clinging,
Well sir, all I can say is
If I were a bell I'd be ringing!

From the moment we kissed goodnight,
That's the way I just gotta behave,
And if I were a lamp I'd light,
Or if I were a banner I'd wave!

Ask me how do I feel,
Little me with my quiet upbringing,
Well sir, all I can say is
If I were a gate I'd be swinging!

And if I were a watch,
I'd start popping my spring,
Oh, and if I were a bell
I'd go "Ding dong ding dong ding!".

Ask me how do I feel
From this chemistry lesson I'm learning,
Well sir, all I can say is
If I were a bridge I'd be burning!

Well, I knew my moral would crack
From the wonderful way you looked,
Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack,
Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked!

Ask me how do I feel
Now that we're fondly caressing,
And if I were a salad,
I know I'd be splashing my dressing!

Or if I were a season,
I'd surely be Spring,
Yes, and if I were a bell,
Say, if I were a bell,




If I were a bell
I'd go "Ding dong ding dong ding!".

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of "If I Were a Bell" by Stacey Kent is a playful love song that uses many different metaphors to express the excitement and happiness that the singer feels. She starts by asking to be asked how she feels, and her response is that if she were a bell, she would be ringing because she's so happy. She continues by using several other metaphors like a lamp, a banner, a gate, and a watch to express how she feels.


The chorus of the song repeats the line "If I were a bell, I'd go ding dong ding dong ding!" which adds to the playful and fun nature of the song. As the song progresses, the singer uses more metaphors to express her feelings, like a bridge that's burning or a salad splashing its dressing. The lyrics also hint at the physical attraction between the singer and her lover with lines like "I knew my moral would crack from the wonderful way you looked" and "now that we're fondly caressing."


Overall, the lyrics of "If I Were a Bell" are a lighthearted and playful way to express the joy and excitement of newfound love.


Line by Line Meaning

Ask me how do I feel,
Requesting to know how the singer is feeling


Now that we're cosy and clinging,
Referring to the intimate moment they are currently sharing


Well sir, all I can say is
Starting to provide a response to the previous question


If I were a bell I'd be ringing!
Expressing overwhelming excitement and joy


From the moment we kissed goodnight,
Recalling a previous romantic moment shared together


That's the way I just gotta behave,
Describing how the singer's behavior was influenced by the romantic moment


And if I were a lamp I'd light,
Comparing oneself to a lamp, suggesting that they would radiate joy


Or if I were a banner I'd wave!
Comparing oneself to a banner, suggesting that they would celebrate the moment


Little me with my quiet upbringing,
Describing the artist's background and personality


If I were a gate I'd be swinging!
Comparing oneself to a gate, suggesting that they would be excited and lively


And if I were a watch,
Exploring another comparison, this time with a watch


I'd start popping my spring,
Suggesting that the artist would be energized and lively


Oh, and if I were a bell
Continuing the previous comparison with a bell


I'd go "Ding dong ding dong ding!".
Expressing overwhelming excitement and joy


From this chemistry lesson I'm learning,
Referring to the romantic moment as a lesson that the singer is learning from


If I were a bridge I'd be burning!
Comparing oneself to a bridge, suggesting that they would be passionate and intense


Well, I knew my moral would crack
Acknowledging the potential ethical implications of the romantic moment


From the wonderful way you looked,
Explaining how the romantic moment occurred


Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack,
Comparing oneself to a duck, suggesting that they would loudly express their excitement


Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked!
Comparing oneself to a goose, suggesting that they would be overwhelmed with joy


Now that we're fondly caressing,
Describing the current intimate moment shared together


And if I were a salad,
Continuing the pattern of comparisons but introducing a humorous one


I know I'd be splashing my dressing!
Suggesting that the singer would be exuding excitement


Or if I were a season,
Another comparison, this time with a season


I'd surely be Spring,
Suggesting that the singer would be full of life and vitality


Yes, and if I were a bell,
Returning to the original comparison with a bell


Say, if I were a bell,
Invoking the same comparison but in a more playful way


If I were a bell
Repeating the same comparison again for emphasis


I'd go "Ding dong ding dong ding!".
Restating the overwhelming excitement and joy associated with the comparison




Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Written by: MARY C BROCKERT

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Comments from YouTube:

@DancingBop

"If I Were a Bell" ça swingue comme j'aime... Danser ce be-bop là est un vrai régal... Je ne me lasse pas de l'entendre en boucle... Quelle voix Stacey et Jim au sax... C'est dingue !!! / It swings as I like it ... Dancing bebop there is a real treat ... I never tire of hearing loop ... What voice Stacey and Jim sax ... This is crazy !!!

@analasavanich45

Just love it!

@pamelacossey8604

This is some serious jazz!
Dang you guys are good!!

@bassigalupo

ça swing bien ça et Jim; toujours bien présent. Paulo

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