Fruitcakes
Jimmy Buffett Lyrics


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You know, I was talking to my friend Desdemona the other day
She runs this space station and bake shop down near boomtown
She told me that human beings are flawed individuals
The cosmic bakers took us out of the oven a little too early
And that's the reason we're as crazy as we are, and I believe it

Take for example when you go to the movies these days
You know, they try to sell you this jumbo drink
Eight extra ounces of watered down cherry coke for an extra twenty five cents
I don't want it, I don't want that much organization in my life
I don't want other people thinking for me
I want my Junior Mints where did the Junior Mints go in the movies
I don't want a twelve pounds Nestle's crunch for twenty five dollars
I want Junior Mints
We need more fruitcakes in this world and less bakers
We need people that care
I'm mad as hell and I don't want to take it anymore

Fruitcakes in the kitchen (fruitcakes in the kitchen)
Fruitcakes on the street (fruitcakes on the street)
Struttin' naked through the crosswalk in the middle of the week
Half-baked cookies in the oven (cookies in the oven)
Half-baked people on the bus (people on the bus)
There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us

Paradise, lost and found
Paradise, take a look around
I was out in California where I hear they have it all
They got riots, fires, mud slides
They've got sushi in the mall
Water bars, brontosaurs, Chinese modern lust
Shake and bake life with the quake
The secret's in the crust

Fruitcakes in the kitchen (fruitcakes in the kitchen)
Fruitcakes on the street (fruitcakes on the street)
Struttin' naked through the crosswalk in the middle of the week
Half-baked cookies in the oven (cookies in the oven)
Half-baked people on the bus (people on the bus)
There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us

Speakin' of fruitcakes, how 'bout the government?
Your tax dollars at work

We lost our Martian rocket ship
The high paid spokesman said
Looks like that silly rocket ship has lost its cone shaped head
We spent ninety gillion dollars trying to get a look at Mars
I hear universal laughter ringing out among the stars

Fruitcakes in the galaxy (fruitcakes in the kitchen)
Fruitcakes on the earth (fruitcakes on the street)
Struttin' naked towards eternity, we've been that way since birth
Half-baked cookies in the oven (cookies in the oven)
Half-baked people on the bus (people on the bus)
There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us

Religion! Religion! Oh, there's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning
Here we go now, alright, alter boys

Mea culpa mea culpa mea maxima culpa
Mea culpa mea culpa mea maxima culpa

Where's the church, who took the steeple
Religion is in the hands of some crazy-ass people
Television preachers with bad hair and dimples
The god's honest truth is it's not that simple
It's the Buddhist in you, it's the Pagan in me
It's the Muslim in him, she's Catholic, ain't she?
It's the born again look it's the WASP and the Jew
Tell me what's goin on, I ain't gotta clue

Now here comes the big ones, relationships
We all got 'em, we all want 'em
What do we do with 'em?
Here we go, I'll tell ya

She said you gotta do your fair share
Now cough up half the rent
I treat my body like a temple
You treat yours like a tent
But the right word at the right time
May get me a little hug
That's the difference between lightning and a harmless lightnin' bug

Fruitcakes in the kitchen (fruitcakes in the kitchen)
Fruitcakes on the street (fruitcakes on the street)
Struttin' naked through the crosswalk in the middle of the week
Half-baked cookies in the oven (cookies in the oven)
Half-baked people on the bus (people on the bus)
There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us

The future, captain's log, star-date two thousand and something

We're seven years from the millennium
That's a science fiction fact
Stanley Kubrick and his buddy HAL, now don't look that abstract
So I'll put on my Bob Marley tape and practice what I preach
Get Jah lost in the reggae mon as I walk along the beach
Stay in touch with my insanity really is the only way
It's a jungle out there kiddies
Have a very fruitful day, hey

Fruitcakes in the kitchen (fruitcakes in the kitchen)
Fruitcakes on the street (fruitcakes on the street)
Struttin' naked through the crosswalk in the middle of the week
Half-baked cookies in the oven (cookies in the oven)
Half-baked people on the bus (people on the bus)
There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us

That's right, you too.
Yeah, those crumbs are spread all around this universe
I've seen fruitcakes, I saw this guy in Santa Monica rollerskate naked through the crosswalk
Down in New Orleans in the french market there are fruitcakes like you cannot believe
New York, forget it, fruitcake city. Down island, we've got fruitcakes




Spread them crumbs around, that's right, we want 'em around
Keep bakin' baby, keep bakin

Overall Meaning

Jimmy Buffett's song "Fruitcakes" is a whimsical and satirical commentary on the absurdities of modern life. In the first verse, Buffett references a conversation with his friend Desdemona, who believes that humans are flawed individuals because they were taken out of the oven a little too early by the "cosmic bakers." This is a metaphor for the idea that people are imperfect and that their flaws make them unique individuals. He then goes on to criticize the consumer culture of the present day, complaining about the upsizing of soft drinks and the decreasing amounts of Junior Mints available in movie theaters. This is a commentary on the corporate takeover of everyday life and the loss of individuality in modern society.


The chorus of the song emphasizes the metaphor of people being like fruitcakes. Half-baked cookies in the oven and half-baked people on the bus represent the idea that people are not fully formed yet and are still in the process of becoming who they are meant to be. The line "there's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us" suggests that everyone has quirks and oddities that make them unique, and that these qualities should be celebrated rather than suppressed.


The following verses of the song address various other topics, including the irony of calling California paradise when it is plagued by disasters such as riots, fires, and mudslides, the wastefulness of government spending on space exploration, the complexities of religion and spirituality, and the challenges of relationships. Throughout the song, Buffett uses humor and satire to underscore his critiques of modern life and its absurdities.


Line by Line Meaning

You know, I was talking to my friend Desdemona the other day
I recently had a conversation with my friend Desdemona


She runs this space station and bake shop down near boomtown
Desdemona owns and operates a space station and bakery near a booming town


She told me that human beings are flawed individuals
According to Desdemona, humans have imperfections


The cosmic bakers took us out of the oven a little too early
Desdemona believes that humans were created with unfinished development


And that's the reason we're as crazy as we are, and I believe it
These early cosmic baking mistakes are the cause of our eccentric behavior, and I agree with Desdemona


Take for example when you go to the movies these days
Let's consider the current movie-going experience


You know, they try to sell you this jumbo drink
Theaters attempt to persuade you into buying a large beverage


Eight extra ounces of watered down cherry coke for an extra twenty-five cents
For an additional cost, they offer you diluted cherry coke in a larger size


I don't want it, I don't want that much organization in my life
Personally, I don't desire excessive structure in my daily routine


I don't want other people thinking for me
I prefer not to have others make decisions on my behalf


I want my Junior Mints, where did the Junior Mints go in the movies
I specifically crave Junior Mints and wonder why they are no longer available at cinemas


I don't want a twelve-pound Nestle's crunch for twenty-five dollars
I refuse to pay twenty-five dollars for a twelve-pound Nestle's Crunch bar


I want Junior Mints
I specifically desire Junior Mints


We need more fruitcakes in this world and fewer bakers
Our world requires more eccentric individuals and fewer rule-followers


We need people that care
We require individuals who possess compassion


I'm mad as hell and I don't want to take it anymore
I am outraged and refuse to tolerate this situation any longer


Fruitcakes in the kitchen (fruitcakes in the kitchen)
Metaphorical individuals with colorful personalities


Fruitcakes on the street (fruitcakes on the street)
Unconventional people freely expressing themselves in public


Struttin' naked through the crosswalk in the middle of the week
Confidently walking without clothes across the intersection on a regular weekday


Half-baked cookies in the oven (cookies in the oven)
Partially cooked cookies being prepared


Half-baked people on the bus (people on the bus)
Imperfect individuals traveling on the bus


There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us
Each person possesses a small amount of eccentricity within them


Paradise, lost and found
A state of bliss that can be discovered, yet also forgotten


Paradise, take a look around
Let's observe the concept of paradise in our surroundings


I was out in California where I hear they have it all
During my visit to California, I heard it is a place where everything is available


They got riots, fires, mud slides
Instances of civil unrest, wildfires, and natural disasters occur there


They've got sushi in the mall
Even shopping centers offer sushi as cuisine


Water bars, brontosaurs, Chinese modern lust
California features unique establishments, ancient creatures, and diverse cultures


Shake and bake life with the quake
Living life with a sense of unpredictability due to earthquakes


The secret's in the crust
The key lies within understanding the foundation


Speakin' of fruitcakes, how 'bout the government?
Speaking of eccentric individuals, let's discuss the government


Your tax dollars at work
Highlighting the use of taxpayers' money by the government


We lost our Martian rocket ship
Our spaceship designed for Mars exploration is missing


The high-paid spokesman said
A well-compensated representative made a statement


Looks like that silly rocket ship has lost its cone-shaped head
It appears that the rocket ship's cone-shaped head has been misplaced, causing amusement


We spent ninety gillion dollars trying to get a look at Mars
Enormous amounts of money were spent in our attempts to observe Mars


I hear universal laughter ringing out among the stars
I perceive cosmic laughter resonating across the galaxy


Fruitcakes in the galaxy (fruitcakes in the kitchen)
Imaginary quirky individuals scattered throughout the universe


Fruitcakes on the earth (fruitcakes on the street)
Unconventional people present on our planet


Struttin' naked towards eternity, we've been that way since birth
Confidently progressing through life in the nude, a state in which we have existed since birth


Half-baked cookies in the oven (cookies in the oven)
Partially cooked cookies currently being prepared


Half-baked people on the bus (people on the bus)
Imperfect individuals traveling on the bus


There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us
Every person retains a small amount of eccentricity within them


Religion! Religion! Oh, there's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning
Religion is a complex concept that blurs the boundaries between indulgence and spirituality


Here we go now, alright, alter boys
Get ready, it's time for some traditional religious rituals


Mea culpa mea culpa mea maxima culpa
Expressing remorse and acknowledging fault


Where's the church, who took the steeple
Questioning the whereabouts of the church and the missing steeple


Religion is in the hands of some crazy-ass people
Religious beliefs are controlled by individuals with unconventional and extreme behavior


Television preachers with bad hair and dimples
Questioning the credibility of charismatic religious figures seen on TV


The god's honest truth is it's not that simple
Indicating that the truth behind religion is more complex than it appears


It's the Buddhist in you, it's the Pagan in me
Religious diversity exists within each individual, with Buddhism in you and Paganism in me


It's the Muslim in him, she's Catholic, ain't she?
Religious diversity extends to others, with Islam in him and Catholicism in her


It's the born-again look, it's the WASP and the Jew
Religion influences one's appearance, including born-again Christians, White Anglo-Saxon Protestants (WASPs), and Jews


Tell me what's goin' on, I ain't gotta clue
Admitting a lack of understanding regarding the complexities of religion


Now here comes the big ones, relationships
Now let's focus on significant topics: relationships


We all got 'em, we all want 'em
We all have relationships, and we all desire them


What do we do with 'em?
But what actions should we take in these relationships?


Here we go, I'll tell ya
Alright, I'll provide some insight


She said you gotta do your fair share
She emphasized the importance of contributing equally in a relationship


Now cough up half the rent
Now you must pay your share of the rent


I treat my body like a temple
Personally, I take great care of my physical well-being


You treat yours like a tent
However, you neglect and mistreat your own body like a temporary shelter


But the right word at the right time
Delivering the appropriate word at the perfect moment


May get me a little hug
Can potentially result in a small affectionate gesture


That's the difference between lightning and a harmless lightnin' bug
This distinction parallels the powerful force of lightning and the harmless nature of a firefly


The future, captain's log, star-date two thousand and something
Shifting focus to the future, envisioning a captain's log entry in the distant future


We're seven years from the millennium
We are currently seven years away from the turn of the millennium


That's a science fiction fact
This fact appears to be something only found in science fiction


Stanley Kubrick and his buddy HAL, now don't look that abstract
Referencing Stanley Kubrick, the filmmaker, and his fictional character HAL from the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey


So I'll put on my Bob Marley tape and practice what I preach
To align with my beliefs, I'll listen to Bob Marley's music and live accordingly


Get Jah lost in the reggae mon as I walk along the beach
I will immerse myself in reggae music, allowing myself to get lost in its rhythms while strolling on the beach


Stay in touch with my insanity really is the only way
Maintaining a connection with my eccentricity is truly the only way to live


It's a jungle out there kiddies
The world can be chaotic and unpredictable


Have a very fruitful day, hey
Wishing you a day filled with abundance and eccentricity


That's right, you too
Indeed, this message applies to you as well


Yeah, those crumbs are spread all around this universe
Yes, those quirky and unconventional individuals can be found everywhere in this vast universe


I've seen fruitcakes, I saw this guy in Santa Monica rollerskate naked through the crosswalk
I have encountered many eccentric individuals, such as a person in Santa Monica who confidently rollerskated without clothing through the crosswalk


Down in New Orleans in the French market, there are fruitcakes like you cannot believe
At the French market in New Orleans, you can find incredibly eccentric individuals


New York, forget it, fruitcake city
New York is renowned for its high concentration of eccentric people, making it like a city of fruitcakes


Down island, we've got fruitcakes
Even in the islands, we have our fair share of unconventional individuals


Spread them crumbs around, that's right, we want 'em around
Allow these eccentric individuals to thrive and influence others' lives in a positive way


Keep bakin' baby, keep bakin
Continue expressing and fostering your eccentricity, my friend




Lyrics © O/B/O APRA AMCOS
Written by: Amy Lee, Jimmy Buffett

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@Countrylifecitywife

We've lost a great troubador. His music marked so much of my life milestones and from chemo to divorce to road trips, concerts, smiles, trials and triumphs it made me reflect and brought me joy. A sad morning to wake up to the news.

Sail on, Jimmy. Sail on.

@jackspry9736

RIP Jimmy Buffett (December 25, 1946 – September 1, 2023), aged 76
My condolences go to his family and friends.

@isaacthacker6572

😫😭

@teenyknight

Frfr rip Jimmy

@johnstruthers744

Hard to accrpt

@MiniPaintAdventurer

Headed up to paradise for the labor day weekend show…

@goldentickettohistory108

Fun fact. This music video was filmed at universal studios Orlando Florida.

@mikew3194

Lotta fruitcakes in Orlando. Not as many as SF but still.

@estedetringham7528

Religion's in the hands of some crazy-ass people...Universe speed, Jimmy. When we lose someone who was this great, powerful light like Jimmy (I know - there's no one like him), the planet gets a little bit darker. Thank you, Jimmy, for all the wonderful music, great philanthropic works, and philosophy for all these years. You are already, and always will be missed.

@laurismith6951

RIP Jimmy. A true legend.

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