Unbelievable
Jock Jams Vol. 1 Lyrics

Biggie Smalls is the illest (uh)
Biggie Smalls is the best rapper around (uh)

Biggie-Biggie-Biggie Smalls is the illest
Biggie Smalls is the best rapper around

Biggie Smalls, Biggie-Biggie-Biggie Smalls
Biggie Smalls, who is also known as Biggie, is the best rapper around

Live from Bedford-Stuyvesant, the livest one
I'm from Bedford-Stuyvesant, and I'm the best rapper around

Representin' BK to the fullest
I represent Brooklyn to the fullest

Gats I pull it, bastards duckin' when B.I.G. be buckin'
I have a gun, and people run away when they hear me shooting

Chickenheads be cluckin' in my bathroom fuckin'
Women are having sex in my bathroom

It ain't nothin', they know B.I.G. be handlin'
It's not a big deal, people know I can handle things

With the MAC in the Ac' door panelin'
I have a MAC-10 machine gun hidden in my car door

Bandagin' MC's, oxygen they can't breathe
I'm defeating rappers so badly they can't breathe

Mad tricks up the sleeve, wear boxers so my dick can breathe
I have a lot of tricks up my sleeve, and I wear loose boxers so my penis can breathe

Breeze through in the Q, .45 by my side, lyrical high
I'm driving around in a Cadillac (the Q), with a .45 handgun, and I'm on a lyrical high

And those that rushes my clutches get put on crutches
Anyone who tries to fight me will end up on crutches

Get smoked like Dutches from the master
People who mess with me will be killed (smoked) like a cigar (Dutches) and I'm the one in control (the master)

Hate to blast you, but I have to, you see I smoke a lot
I don't want to kill you, but I have to because I'm always high on weed

Your life is played out like Kwame, and them fuckin' polka dots
Your life is a mess like Kwame Brown, and his polka dot shirt from the 80s

Who rock the spot? Biggie
Who is the best rapper around? Biggie

You know how the weed go, unbelievable
You know how I smoke weed, and everything I do is unbelievable

B-I-G, G-I-E, AKA, B.I.G.
I have many names, including B.I.G.

Get it? Biggie
Do you understand? My name is Biggie

Also known as the bon appétit
I'm also known as the bon appétit (meaning people like to eat up my raps)

Rappers can't sleep need sleepin'
Other rappers can't compete with me, they need to go to sleep

B.I.G. keep creepin'
I'm always around, creeping up on other rappers

Bullets heat-seekin', casualties need treatin'
My bullets are so accurate, they will find their target, and the people who get shot will need medical attention

Dumb rappers need teachin'
Other rappers are stupid and need to be taught a lesson

Lesson A, don't fuck with B-I
The first lesson is to not mess with me

That's that, "Oh I, thought he was wack"
Some people underestimate me and think I'm not good, but they're wrong

Oh come, come now, why y'all so dumb now?
Why are people so foolish now, and not recognizing my greatness?

Hunt me or be hunted
You can try to come after me, but I will always be one step ahead

I got three hundred and fifty-seven ways
I have many different methods for defeating my enemies

To simmer sauté, I'm the winner all day
I can cook up many different ways to kill my enemies, and I always come out on top

Lights get dimmer down Biggie's hallway
As I approach, the lights in the hallway get dimmer (meaning I'm scary and dangerous)

My forte causes Caucasians to say, "He sounds demented"
My strength (my rapping) is so powerful, it makes white people think I'm insane

Car weed scented
The scent of weed is always in my car

If I said it, I meant it
Everything I say is true, I don't make things up or lie

Bite my tongue for no one
I won't hold back or censor myself for anyone, I say what I want

Call me evil, or unbelievable
People may call me evil or crazy, but they can't deny that everything I do is amazing (unbelievable)

Buckshots out the sun roof of Lexus coupes
I shoot guns out of the sunroof of my luxury car

Leave no witnesses, what you think this is?
I won't leave any witnesses when I shoot, this isn't a game

Ain't no amateurs here, I damage and tear
I'm a professional, and I will destroy anyone who crosses me

MC's fear me, they too near not to hear me
Other rappers are scared of me, they know they can't ignore me

Clearly, I'm the triple beam dream
I'm the ultimate goal for other rappers (the triple beam refers to weighing drugs, but here it means being the best)

One thousand grams of uncut to the gut
I deliver a thousand grams of pure, uncut rap to the stomach (meaning it's so good, it's like a drug)

It seems fucked up, the way I touched up the grill
It may seem unfair, but I'm so good at rapping that I destroyed other people's careers

Tryin' to play gorilla, when you ain't no killer
Other rappers try to act tough, but they can't back it up

The gat's by your liver, your upper lip quiver
My gun is pointed at your liver, and you're so scared your upper lip is shaking

Get ready to die, tell God I said hi
You're about to die, and you should tell God I said hello

And throw down some ice, for the nicest MC
And put some diamonds on my grave (meaning I'm the best rapper ever)

Niggas know the steelo, unbelievable
People know about my style (steelo), and they are amazed by it (unbelievable)