Kitty
Joe Weller Lyrics

Kitty this is the point where you just need to just shut your mouth kitty
Stop talking, Kitty

You're being stupid kitty
You're acting foolish, Kitty

Shut your mouth
Stop talking

Yo, I was heading to my school when I saw a kitty
I was on my way to school when I spotted a cat

She didn't hesitate she came right to me.
The cat approached me without any hesitation

I said Kitty, what on earth are you doing?
I asked the cat what it was up to

She said Joseph, I'm just chillin'
The cat replied with a casual answer

Out of nowhere she hit me with a head but
Suddenly, the cat headbutted me

It sent me flying, but never did I think to give up
The headbutt was powerful, but I didn't consider giving up

I'm in charge around these parts kitty
I'm the one in control here, Kitty

She replied yes and it's not okay with me
The cat agreed, but I wasn't happy with the response

You're a kitty now kitty take a seat,
You're just a cat, so sit down

You're causing too much raucous, that's not okay with me
You're being too loud and troublesome, and I don't like it

I know that you love me and it's me that your perusing, but kitty what on Earth are you doing?
I understand that you like me, but what exactly are you trying to do?

Five years later the kitty had become my pet
After five years, the cat became my pet

Head butting everyone, she was a threat
The cat's habit of headbutting people was becoming problematic

I said kitty you're mental and a dangerous animal
I told the cat that it was crazy and potentially dangerous

She said shut up don't mention my name in your tweets mate
The cat snapped back, telling me to stop talking about it on social media

I said kitty you can't be saying this kitty, you're mental your not stormzy kitty
I couldn't believe that the cat was trying to act tough like a rapper

This angered the kitty, my confidence was growing
The cat didn't like my remark, but it made me more confident

But then she ran away
Suddenly, the cat ran off

Kitty where are you going?
I wondered where the cat was headed

After weeks of searching I came across a clue
After searching for weeks, I found a clue

A pigeon was hanging about and not one that I knew
I noticed a pigeon in the area that I didn't recognize

I went and saw the pigeon and it seemed very tense
I approached the pigeon and it appeared nervous

I say gwaa gwaa pigeon
I made a noise to try to get the pigeon's attention

But then up on the fence
Suddenly, the cat appeared on the fence

Oh no, it's kitty
I realized that it was the missing cat

Finally you're back
I was relieved that the cat had returned

Then she made her way to the pigeon
The cat approached the pigeon

But she did not go to attack
Surprisingly, the cat didn't try to attack the pigeon

They started kissing, clearly they're in love
To my surprise, the cat and the pigeon started showing affection

Now who is that pigeon?
I asked myself who the pigeon was

That pigeon Is my mum
To my shock, I realized that the pigeon was actually my mother

gwaaa gwaaa gwaaa gwaaa
The sound of a pigeon's cry