Handbags And Gladrags
Jon English Lyrics


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Ever seen a blind man cross the road
Tryin' to make the other si-ide
Ever seen a young girl growin' old
Tryin' to make herself a bri-ide

So what becomes of you my love
When they have finally stripped you of
The handbags and the gladrags
That your Grandad had to sweat
So you could buy-uy

Once I was a young man
And I thought all I had to do was smi-ile
You are still a young girl
And you bought everything in sty-why-why-why-yle

Once you think you're in you're out
'Cause you don't mean a single thing without
The handbags and the gladrags
That your poor old Grandad
Had to sweat to buy-uy

Sing a song of six-pence for your sake
And take a bottle full of rye-ye
Four and twenty blackbirds in a cake
And bake them all in a pie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie

They told me you missed school today
So I suggest you just throw them all away-ay-ay
The handbags and the gladrags
That your poor old Granddad
Had to sweat to buy-uy
Bye-bye

They told me you missed school today
So I suggest you just throw them all away-ay
The handbags and the gladrags
That your poor old Grandad




Had to sweat to buy-uy
Bye-bye

Overall Meaning

In the first verse of Jon English's "Handbags and Gladrags", he asks us about our observations of two very different people โ€“ a blind man trying to cross the road on his own and a young girl who is aging yet still trying to find a husband by buying nice things. The second verse talks about how people are defined by their material possessions and how they can come to rely on them. Jon English talks about how his grandfather worked hard and sweated to buy the handbags and gladrags that he now possesses. In the song, these possessions are portrayed as symbols of a better life or of achieving some sort of social status, but in the end, they're just objects that lack meaning and purpose without the individual's personality and presence. The song is a commentary on how people can become obsessed with material things and potentially hurt themselves in the process.


The chorus acts as a sort of catharsis for the sentiment presented in the previous verses. The repetition of the lyrics "The handbags and the gladrags, That your poor old Grandad had to sweat to buy-uy, Bye-bye" only serves to reinforce the central theme of the song โ€“ that material possessions aren't everything, and they can easily be taken away. In the final verse, the singer sings about how he's been told the young girl missed school yet again, and he advises her to "throw them all away" โ€“ in other words, to let go of any delusions of grandeur concerning her newly acquired material possessions.


Line by Line Meaning

Ever seen a blind man cross the road
Have you ever witnessed a sightless man walking across the street


Tryin' to make the other si-ide
Struggling to make it to the opposite end safely


Ever seen a young girl growin' old
Have you observed a teenage girl ageing over time


Tryin' to make herself a bri-ide
Striving to get married and become a bride one day


So what becomes of you my love
Thus, what will happen to you, my dear?


When they have finally stripped you of
When they have eventually taken away from you


The handbags and the gladrags
The expensive bags and fashionable clothing


That your Grandad had to sweat
That your grandfather had to toil hard for


So you could buy-uy
So that you could purchase them


Once I was a young man
I, too, was once a youth


And I thought all I had to do was smi-ile
I believed that a mere smile was all it took to succeed


You are still a young girl
You are still a teenager


And you bought everything in sty-why-why-why-yle
You purchased everything you desired in the latest fashion


Once you think you're in, you're out
The moment you believe you have gained entry, you lose it again


Cause you don't mean a single thing without
Since you signify nothing without


The handbags and the gladrags
The costly bags and fashionable clothing


That your poor old Grandad had to sweat to buy-uy
That your dear old grandfather had to work hard to purchase


Sing a song of six-pence for your sake
Sing a nursery rhyme for your benefit


And take a bottle full of rye-ye
And drink a bottle filled with whiskey


Four and twenty blackbirds in a cake
A dessert containing 24 blackbirds baked inside


And bake them all in a pie-ie-ie-ie-ie
And put them all inside a pie to be baked


They told me you missed school today
They informed me that you were absent from school today


So I suggest you just throw them all away-ay-ay
Therefore, I recommend you dispose of them all


That your poor old Granddad had to sweat to buy-uy
That your beloved old grandfather had to work hard to purchase


Bye-bye
Goodbye




Lyrics ยฉ Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Written by: Michael D'abo

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Comments from YouTube:

@josephnapoli6412

Brilliant song brilliantly sung bought tears to my eyes memories of the seventies came flooding back how many great singers and bands did this country have then compared to now

@petergrosset8840

Best verson RIP Jon

@spello8191

Attended Paddington school when this particular track was recorded. Memories is what makes us! Whether it be positive or negative. This track weathers all storms for meโ€ฆ

@frankdingle9920

A massive loss, followed him almost from the beginning of his career. R.I.P Jon, we'll always remember therefore you'll always live in our hearts

@russellwarr3791

Still the best 45 single version ever

@spello8191

Miss Jon muchly๐Ÿ˜ข

@carollennox6850

I remember seeing this clip at Manly Silver Screen Theatre good memories

@diehardhushfan

The very first song he ever recorded

@spello8191

Jon was a iconic with Australia stage and studio music. The Welsh band Stereophonics made a great cover

@spello8191

May it not be the last long song you purchased ๐Ÿ’œ

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