Tango: Maureen
Jonathan Larson Lyrics


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JOANNE
The Samples Wont Delay
But The Cable -

MARK
There's Another Way
Say Something - Anything
JOANNE
Test - On, Two Three ...

MARK
Anything But That

JOANNE
This Is Weird

MARK
It's Weird

JOANNE
Very Weird

MARK
Fuckin' Weird

JOANNE
I'm So Mad
That I Don't Know What To Do
Fighting With Microphones
Freezing Down To My Bones
And To Top It All Off
I'm With You

MARK
Feel Like Going Insane?
Got A Fire In Your Brain?
And Your Thinking Of Drinking
Gasoline?

JOANNE
As A Matter Of Fact --

MARK
Honey, I Know This Act
It's Called The 'Tango Maureen'

The Tango Maureen
It's A Dark, Dizzy
Merry-Go-Round
As She Keeps You Dangling

JOANNE
You're Wrong

MARK
Your Heart She Is Mangling

JOANNE
It's Different With Me

MARK
And You Toss And You Turn
'Cause Her Cold Eyes Can Burn
Yet You Yearn And You Churn And Rebound

JOANNE
I Think I Know What You Mean

BOTH
The Tango Maureen

MARK
Has She Ever
Pouted Her Lips
And Called You 'Pookie'

JOANNE
Never

MARK
Have You Ever Doubted A Kiss Or Two?

JOANNE
This Is Spooky
Did You Swoon
When She Walked Through The Door?

MARK
Every Time - So Be Cautious

JOANNE
Did She Moon Over Other Boys--?

MARK
More Than Moon--

JOANNE
I'm Getting Nauseous

MARK
Where'd you learn to tango?

JOANNE
With the French Ambassadors Daughter in her dorm room at Miss Porters, and you?

MARK
With Nanette Hemmelfarb, the rabbis daughter at the Scarsdale Jewish Community Centre

MARK
It's hard to do this backwards

JOANNE
You should try it in heels!

She Cheated

MARK
She Cheated

JOANNE
Maureen Cheated

MARK
Fuckin' Cheated

JOANNE
I'm Defeated
I Should Give Up Right Now

MARK
Gotta Look On The Bright Side
With All Of Your Might

JOANNE
I'd Fall For Her Still Anyhow

BOTH
When Your Dancing Her Dance
You Don't Stand A Chance
Her Grip Of Romance
Makes You Fall

MARK
So You Think, 'Might As Well'

JOANNE
Dance A Tango To Hell

BOTH
'At Least I'll Have Tangoed At All'

The Tango Maureen
Gotta Dance Til Your Diva Is Through
You Pretend To Believe Her
Cause In The End - You Can't Leave Her

But The End It Will Come
Still You Have To Play Dumb
Til You're Glum And You Bum
And Turn Blue

MARK
Why Do We Love When She's Mean?

JOANNE
And She Can Be So Obscene

JOANNE
My Maureen





BOTH
The Tango: Maureen!

Overall Meaning

The song “Tango: Maureen” by Jonathan Larson is a duet between Mark and Joanne, who are talking about Maureen, a woman they both have been involved with romantically. The lyrics are a conversation between the two characters, as they discuss their feelings and experiences with this woman. Mark is angry and frustrated about Maureen’s behavior, while Joanne is more sympathetic and understanding. Together they sing about what it is like to be involved with Maureen, using the metaphor of the Tango to describe the ups and downs of their relationships with her.


The Tango in the song is used as a metaphor for the complicated, unpredictable dance of emotions that takes place between the characters and Maureen. The lyrics reference the dangers of getting caught up in this dance, as well as the painful emotions that come with it. The characters discuss the difficulty of breaking away from this pattern of behavior, even when they know they are being hurt. The song is a powerful commentary on the complex and often confusing dynamics that can exist in romantic relationships.


Overall, the lyrics of “Tango: Maureen” are complex and thought-provoking. They offer a unique perspective on the challenges of romantic relationships and the emotions that can come with them. The use of the Tango as a metaphor adds depth and complexity to the lyrics, creating a powerful and evocative musical experience.


Line by Line Meaning

The Samples Wont Delay But The Cable -
The audio test will not be postponed, however, the cord might have some issues.


There's Another Way Say Something - Anything
There is a different approach to solve the problem. Just speak up, anything would do.


Test - On, Two, Three ... Anything But That
The testing is about to start. But, please avoid making that sound.


This Is Weird It's Weird Very Weird Fuckin' Weird
The situation seems strange, and upon further consideration, it's getting weirder and even more complicated.


I'm So Mad That I Don't Know What To Do Fighting With Microphones Freezing Down To My Bones And To Top It All Off I'm With You
I'm extremely angry, and I'm unsure of what to do about this situation. I'm struggling to manage the microphones while feeling exceptionally cold, and to amplify the issue, I have to deal with you.


Feel Like Going Insane? Got A Fire In Your Brain? And Your Thinking Of Drinking Gasoline?
Are you going out of your mind? Is your head burning? Are you considering consuming gasoline?


As A Matter Of Fact -- Honey, I Know This Act It's Called The 'Tango Maureen'
As a matter of fact, I'm cognizant of this routine - It is called the 'Tango Maureen.'


The Tango Maureen It's A Dark, Dizzy Merry-Go-Round As She Keeps You Dangling
The 'Tango Maureen' is a disorientating and bewildering experience that keeps you suspended.


You're Wrong Your Heart She Is Mangling
Your observations are incorrect because she is tormented while mangling your heart.


It's Different With Me And You Toss And You Turn 'Cause Her Cold Eyes Can Burn Yet You Yearn And You Churn And Rebound
It's not the same with me, as we suffer from the reality of her cold, scorching eyes that make you toss and turn, yearn and feel disturbed.


I Think I Know What You Mean The Tango Maureen
I believe that I recognize what you are trying to convey because I think about the 'Tango Maureen' from your perspective.


Has She Ever Pouted Her Lips And Called You 'Pookie' Never Have You Ever Doubted A Kiss Or Two? This Is Spooky Did You Swoon When She Walked Through The Door? Every Time - So Be Cautious Did She Moon Over Other Boys--? More Than Moon-- I'm Getting Nauseous
Has she ever puckered her lips and referred to you as 'Pookie'? No, never. Have you ever questioned some of her kisses? It is eerie. Did you ever feel faint when she made an entrance? Every time, so be careful. Did she have crushes on other boys? More than enough to make me nauseous.


Where'd you learn to tango? With the French Ambassadors Daughter in her dorm room at Miss Porters, and you? With Nanette Hemmelfarb, the rabbis daughter at the Scarsdale Jewish Community Centre
Where did you receive instructions to dance the tango? I was taught by the French Ambassador's daughter in her dormitory at Miss Porters, how about you? I was trained by Nanette Hemmelfarb, the Rabbi's daughter at the Scarsdale Jewish Community Center.


It's hard to do this backwards You should try it in heels!
It's challenging to achieve this in reverse. You should attempt this while wearing high heels.


She Cheated Fuckin' Cheated I'm Defeated I Should Give Up Right Now
She was unfaithful. She indeed cheated. I lost. I should concede defeat at once.


Gotta Look On The Bright Side With All Of Your Might I'd Fall For Her Still Anyhow
You must think positively with all your power, and despite all of her faults, I'd still fall for her, nevertheless.


When Your Dancing Her Dance You Don't Stand A Chance Her Grip Of Romance Makes You Fall So You Think, 'Might As Well' Dance A Tango To Hell 'At Least I'll Have Tangoed At All'
When you're tangoing with her, it's as though you had no choice, her grip of romance makes you lose. So you'll figure, might as well dance the Tango Maureen until you go to hell, though you'll be able to say that you danced tangoed at least.


The Tango Maureen Gotta Dance Til Your Diva Is Through You Pretend To Believe Her Cause In The End - You Can't Leave Her But The End It Will Come Still You Have To Play Dumb Til You're Glum And You Bum And Turn Blue
The Tango Maureen - You must keep dancing until the diva stops singing. You pretend to believe her because eventually - you cannot leave her. The inevitable conclusion will arise, but until it does, you must feign ignorance until you're sad, depressed, and broke.


Why Do We Love When She's Mean? And She Can Be So Obscene My Maureen The Tango: Maureen!
Why is it that we love her, even when she is so vile? My Maureen is often extremely vulgar, yet we continue to endure it. This is the 'Tango: Maureen!'




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[JOANNE & MARK]
The samples won't delay
But the cable—
There's another way
Say something
Anything
Test— one, two three—
Anything but... that
This is weird
It's weird
Very weird
Fucking weird
I'm so mad that I don't know what to do
Fighting with microphones
Freezing down to my bones
And to top it all off, I'm with you
Feel like going insane?
Got a fire in your brain?
And you're thinking of drinking gasoline?
As a matter of fact—

[MARK]
Honey, I know this act
It's called the 'Tango Maureen'
The Tango Maureen
It's a dark, dizzy merry-go-round
As she keeps you dangling

[JOANNE & MARK]
You're wrong
Your heart she is mangling
It's different with me
And you toss and you turn
'Cause her cold eyes can burn
Yet you yearn and you churn and rebound
I think I know what you mean

[JOANNE & MARK]
The Tango Maureen

[JOANNE & MARK]
Has she ever pouted her lips?
And called you 'Pookie'
Never
Have you ever doubted a kiss or two?
This is spooky
Did you swoon when she walked through the door?
Every time— so be cautious
Did she moon over other boys—?
More than moon—
I'm getting nauseous

[JOANNE, spoken & MARK, spoken]
Where'd you learn to tango?
With the French Ambassador's daughter in her dorm room at Miss Porter's. And you?
With Nanette Himmelfarb, the Rabbi's daughter at the Scarsdale Jewish Community Center
It's hard to do this backwards
You should try it in heels!

[JOANNE & MARK]
She cheated
She cheated
Maureen cheated
Fucking cheated
I'm defeated
I should give up right now
Gotta look on the bright side
With all of your might
I'd fall for her still anyhow

[JOANNE & MARK]
When you're dancing her dance
You don't stand a chance
Her grip of romance
Makes you fall

[JOANNE & MARK]
So you think, 'Might as well'
"Dance a tango to hell"

[MARK & JOANNE]
'At least I'll have tangoed at all'
The Tango Maureen
Gotta dance till your diva is through
You pretend to believe her
'Cause in the end, you can't leave her
But the end it will come
Still you have to play dumb
Till you're glum and you bum
And turn blue

[JOANNE & MARK, Both]
Why do we love when she's mean?
And she can be so obscene
My Maureen (Een, een, een)
The Tango Maureen!



All comments from YouTube:

@legionaireb

This is my favorite number in the whole musical. I love that it's a watershed moment for Mark but for Joanne it's a cold realization about just what she's gotten herself into.

@kathrynolsen1256

This is the song that got me hooked on the show.

@CanadaDan1971

Mark saying, "I feel great," it's the realization that all Maureen's drama and heartbreak is officially not his problem anymore. And Joanne saying, "I feel lousy," like it's just occurring to her.
It's like, "Congratulations Joanne, you've got Maureen and all the baggage that comes with her. If you want to see that as winning, that's up to you."

@agenttheater5

Maureen - a great friend to both men and women, just not always a great girlfriend to both boyfriends and girlfriends.

@Wolfrover

No, that's the problem -- she's an amazing girlfriend to men and women. She's just -- Maureen loves everyone. *Everyone*. There are no "former" lovers to her -- Mark is simply not her current lover, and Joanne is. She simply, literally cannot understand the concept of limiting her affections to a single person. Even her lies are only there because she understands that her current lover will be hurt when she finds her next current lover, and she wants to avoid hurting them as long as possible.

Maureen makes you feel special and unique because, to her, you are special and unique -- but to Maureen, everyone is special and unique.

@loupotter-black335

@@Wolfrover polyamorous queen ?

@brynb9493

@@loupotter-black335 methinks yes

@loupotter-black335

@@brynb9493 nice- :’)

@jonathanedison

@@loupotter-black335 100% if she talked to her partners about it upfront.

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@kathrynolsen1256

“You should try it. In heels.” This whole song is so classic.

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