He's most well known for his collaborations with Magic The Gathering, Beyblade, Ernie Ball, Dragon Ball, Three Days Grace, Jason Paige, Caleb Hyles, and Tre Watson.
He currently leads a production agency known as "Villainous Music"
Gaston
Jonathan Young Lyrics
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Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're everyone's favorite guy
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
No one's been like Gaston
A king pin like Gaston
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
My what a guy, that Gaston!
Give five "hurrahs!"
Give twelve "hip-hips!"
Gaston is the best
And the rest is all drips
No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!
For there's no one as burly and brawny
As you see I've got biceps to spare
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
That's right!
And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair
No one hits like Gaston
Matches wits like Gaston
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
I'm espcially good at expectorating!
Ptoooie!
Ten points for Gaston!
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge!
Oh, ahhh, wow!
No one shoots like Gaston
Makes those beauts like Gaston
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
I use antlers in all of my decorating!
My what a guy,
Gaston!
The opening lines of Jonathan Young's Gaston ooze with sarcasm and irony as he sings, "Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston. Looking so down in the dumps." Despite Gaston appearing upset, the singer admits that Gaston seems to be everyone's favorite guy. Gaston is seen as a perfect specimen, with no one in town as manly as him. This is evidenced by lyrics such as, "No one's slick as Gaston. No one's quick as Gaston." The singer also mentions Gaston's physical attributes such as his thick neck, large biceps, and the fact that he is covered in hair. Gaston is seen as a pure paragon and a "king pin" that everyone would love to be on the team of.
Line by Line Meaning
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
It upsets me deeply to see you sad, Gaston.
Looking so down in the dumps
Appearing unhappy and dejected.
Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
All the guys here wish they could be as great as you, Gaston.
Even when taking your lumps
Even when you're facing tough times or defeats.
There's no man in town as admired as you
Nobody in town is more respected than you.
You're everyone's favorite guy
You're the preferred person among everyone.
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
You impress and motivate everyone who knows you.
And it's not very hard to see why
It's obvious why you're so highly regarded.
No one's slick as Gaston
Nobody is as smooth or charming as Gaston.
No one's quick as Gaston
Nobody is as fast or agile as Gaston.
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's
Gaston has an extremely thick neck that nobody can match.
For there's no man in town half as manly
Gaston is the epitome of manliness in town.
Perfect, a pure paragon!
Flawless, an absolute ideal.
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
You can ask anyone in town, and they'll agree with Gaston's greatness.
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
They'll let you know they'd rather be on Gaston's team if given the chance.
No one's been like Gaston
No one has ever accomplished what Gaston has.
A king pin like Gaston
A leader like Gaston.
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
Nobody has the distinctive chin cleft that Gaston does.
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
I'm an imposing figure, and nobody wants to mess with me.
My what a guy, that Gaston!
What a remarkable person Gaston is.
Give five "hurrahs!"
Give five cheers to celebrate Gaston!
Give twelve "hip-hips!"
Give twelve more cheers in honor of Gaston!
Gaston is the best
Gaston is superior to everyone and everything.
And the rest is all drips
Everybody else is insignificant compared to Gaston.
No one fights like Gaston
Nobody can brawl like Gaston can.
Douses lights like Gaston
Gaston can put out lights in a second.
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!
Gaston is ruthless in wrestling and won't hold back.
For there's no one as burly and brawny
Gaston is unmatched in terms of strength and raw power.
As you see I've got biceps to spare
Gaston's muscles are so large that he has extra biceps to spare.
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
Gaston is not at all thin or scrawny; he's completely muscular.
That's right!
That's exactly how it is!
And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair
Every part of my body is covered with hair.
No one hits like Gaston
Nobody can hit as hard as Gaston can.
Matches wits like Gaston
Gaston can match anyone's intellectual power.
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
Nobody can outdo Gaston when it comes to spitting contests.
I'm especially good at expectorating!
I excel at spitting and have great aim.
Ptoooie!
The sound one makes when spitting, in Gaston's case with great expertise.
Ten points for Gaston!
Give Gaston ten additional points for his outstanding performance.
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
When I was younger, I ate an immense amount of food to become as strong as I am now.
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
To assist me in growing more massive, I ate copious amounts of food each morning.
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
Now that I'm full-grown, I consume even more to maintain my strength and size.
So I'm roughly the size of a barge!
I'm enormous, similar in size to a barge.
Oh, ahhh, wow!
An expression of awe at Gaston's size and strength.
No one shoots like Gaston
Nobody can accurately fire a projectile like Gaston can.
Makes those beauts like Gaston
Gaston can create beautiful weapons with his incredible skill.
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
Gaston wears boots as he confidently walks around, knowing that no one is as skilled and powerful as he is.
I use antlers in all of my decorating!
Gaston uses antlers to decorate his home and show off his hunting prowess.
My what a guy,
What an admirable person,
that Gaston!
this person Gaston is!
Contributed by Tyler T. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
@ithalomendes9064
[LEFOU]
Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston!
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're everyone's favorite guy
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston
For there's no man in town half as manly
[BIMBETTES]
Perfect, a pure paragon!
[LEFOU/MEN]
You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they'd prefer to be on
Who plays darts like Gaston?
Who breaks hearts like Gaston?
Who’s much more than the sum of his parts like Gaston?
[GASTON]
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
[ALL]
My, what a guy, that Gaston!
[GASTON]
I needed encouragement
Thank you, LeFou
[LEFOU]
Well, there's no one as easy to bolster as you!
Too much?
[GASTON]
...Yep
[ALL]
No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston
[LEFOU]
In a wrestling match, nobody bites like Gaston
[GASTON]
When I hunt, I sneak up with my quiver
And beasts of the field say a prayer
First, I carefully aim for the liver
Then I shoot from behind
[LEFOU]
Is that fair?
[GASTON]
I don't care
[ALL]
No one hits like Gaston
Matches wits like Gaston
[LEFOU]
In a spitting match, nobody spits like Gaston
[GASTON]
I'm especially good at expectorating!
[spits]
[ALL]
Ten points for Gaston!
[GASTON]
When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs
Every morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge!
[LEFOU/MEN]
Who has brains like Gaston?
Entertains like Gaston?
[GASTON]
Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston?
I use antlers in all of my decorating
[ALL]
Say it again
Who's a man among men?
Who's the super success?
Don't you know? Can't you guess?
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
There's just one guy in town
Who's got all of it down...
[LEFOU]
And his name's G-A-S...T...
I believe there's another T...
It just occurred to me that I'm illiterate
And I've never actually had to spell it out loud before...
[ALL]
Gaston!
@samwysegamgee1434
Gosh, it disturbs me to see jonathan young
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be jonathan young
Even when taking your lumps
There's no rock cover as admired by you
You're everyone's favorite guy
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Jonathan
No one's quick as Jonathan young
No one's guitars neck's incredibly thick as Jonathan's
For there's no man in youtube half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
Who play drums like Jonathan?
Who break hearts like Jonathan?
Who’s much more than the sum of his parts like Jonathan?
As a specimen, yes, hes intimidating
My, what a guy, that Jonathan!
@ArloMathis
Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Young Jon
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, Young Jon
Even when taking your lumps
There's none on YouTube as admired as you
You're everyone's favorite guy
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Young Jon
No one's quick as Young Jon
No guitar neck's incredibly thick as Young Jon's
For there's no singer here half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
Who plays drums like Young Jon?
Who's voice thrums like Young Jon's?
Who's much more than the sum of his parts like Young Jon?
As a specimen, yes, he's intimidating
My, what a guy, that Young Jon!
@mrbenmouse
This is not a cover. This is just Caleb and Jonathan having a conversation.
@sierrasmith6080
Ben "Oh what a guy, that Jonathon!"
@luiscastanedamofo9955
At the beginning it's just Caleb yapping at him xD
@vulkanlives9776
Fact
@jshaw3793
Collab with kaleb, lol
@alexandrearose9423
i love how true this who conversation seems.
@elysedonoghue6294
No one's vain like Gaston,
Causes pain like Gaston,
No one falls to his death in the rain like Gaston
@SubsNoVideosChallenge-rm5xk
Lefou is quaking.
@comradenapoleon4908
Ok, heres that one meme with Claude Frollo, enjoy:
No ones thick like Gaston
Moves them hips like Gaston
No one makes an old priest want some dick like Gaston
@atreusspyrre9137
300th Like. Your welcome.