Shiny Toys
Joni Mitchell Lyrics


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Shiny toys--right on time
Shiny toys--right on time
Shiny toys

I'm reading people rags in the checkout lane
Look, here's a hunk--here's a honey
Celebrated people and their claims to fame
Here's a boy and his money
And pictures of the winners in the latest
Ratepoll games

Whatever makes you "Yahoo"
Whatever makes your time feel satisfyin'
Whatever makes you
"Oh I'm so excited"
Whatever makes you feel like you're right on time

Party night
Good bands all over town
(good, good, good)
Mega lights and supersonic sounds
(good, good, good)
Flashy boys and girls that really play
(good, good, good)
Shiny toys, when it's over don't you
hate to have to put your toys away

Shiny toys "I love my Porsche"
Shiny toys
Shiny toys "I love my Porsche"
Shiny toys

Simple joys
Walking on the beach at the end of the day
Between the sand and the seagulls
Watching the glorious sun setting on the bay
Here comes a boy and his beagle
Walking with a man in a toupee
And a man with his head shaved

Whatever makes you "mm, mm"
Whatever makes your time feel satisfyin'
Whatever makes you "mm, mm"
Whatever makes you feel like you're right on time

Party night
Super bands all over town
(good, good, good)
Super lights and supersonic sounds
(good, good, good)
Flashy boys and girls that really play
(good, good, good)
Shiny toys, when it's over
Don't you hate to have to put your toys away

Shiny toys, right on time




Shiny toys, right on time
Shiny toys, right on time

Overall Meaning

Joni Mitchell's "Shiny Toys" is a commentary on our collective obsession with material goods and momentary pleasures. The song opens with the phrase "Shiny toys--right on time," a reference to the constant influx of new and shiny objects and experiences that both distract and entice us. Mitchell goes on to describe the ways in which we consume celebrity culture, with its emphasis on wealth and fame, as well as the parties and entertainment that serve to distract us from our dissatisfaction and ennui. Ultimately, however, the chorus reminds us that whatever makes us feel momentarily satisfied and content is ultimately fleeting and does not provide lasting fulfillment.


There is a rich irony in the way the song utilizes the phrase "right on time." Though it could be interpreted as celebratory or enthusiastic, the way it is uttered in the chorus makes it sound more like a platitude, one that we tell ourselves to mask our deeper anxieties and insecurities. The "shiny toys" that we cling to may be temporarily exciting, but they ultimately fail to provide lasting joy or contentment. In this sense, "Shiny Toys" is a politically charged song that critiques the culture of consumerism and the emptiness that comes with the constant pursuit of fleeting pleasures.


Line by Line Meaning

Shiny toys--right on time
New shiny objects are always coming out at exactly the right moment


Shiny toys
Repeating the phrase to emphasize the allure of these objects


I'm reading people rags in the checkout lane
Looking at tabloids while waiting in line for a mundane task


Look, here's a hunk--here's a honey
Pictures of attractive people in tabloids


Celebrated people and their claims to fame
Tabloids featuring famous people and their latest accomplishments


Here's a boy and his money
A young, wealthy celebrity being showcased in the press


And pictures of the winners in the latest Ratepoll games
Pictures of winners in popularity contests


Whatever makes you "Yahoo"
Whatever gets you excited and happy


Whatever makes your time feel satisfyin'
Whatever makes you feel fulfilled


Whatever makes you "Oh I'm so excited"
Whatever excites you


Whatever makes you feel like you're right on time
Whatever gives you a sense of being current and in-the-know


Party night
Referring to a fun evening out


Good bands all over town
Great musical acts playing everywhere


(good, good, good)
Repeating to emphasize how good the bands are


Mega lights and supersonic sounds
Exciting visual and audio experiences


Flashy boys and girls that really play
People who are fashionable and talented


Shiny toys, when it's over don't you hate to have to put your toys away
Referring to the feeling of disappointment when a fun experience comes to an end


Shiny toys "I love my Porsche"
Referencing expensive, shiny items that make people feel important


Simple joys
Referring to the pleasures of everyday life


Walking on the beach at the end of the day
A peaceful, calming moment to enjoy nature


Between the sand and the seagulls
Observing the wildlife on the beach


Watching the glorious sun setting on the bay
Enjoying the beauty of a sunset over the water


Here comes a boy and his beagle
An idyllic scene of a boy and his dog walking on the beach


Walking with a man in a toupee
A comical moment in contrast to the natural surroundings


And a man with his head shaved
Another quirky, unexpected detail in the scene


Whatever makes you "mm, mm"
Whatever gives you pleasure and enjoyment


Super bands all over town
Amazing musical performances happening everywhere


Super lights and supersonic sounds
Exciting sensory experiences


Shiny toys, when it's over Don't you hate to have to put your toys away
Repeating the earlier sentiment of disappointment when the fun stops


Shiny toys--right on time
Repeating the opening line to bring the song full circle




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Most interesting comment from YouTube:

Charlie Jervis

A few words on SHINY TOYS:
Shiny toys, right on time
Shiny toys, right on time
Shiny toys
I'm reading people rags in the checkout lane
Look, here's a hunk, here's a honey
Celebrated people and their claims to fame
Here's a boy and his money
And pictures of the winners in the latest
Ratepoll games
Whatever makes you "yahoo"
Whatever makes your time feel satisfyin'
Whatever makes you
"Oh, I'm so excited"
Whatever makes you feel like you're right on time
Party night
Good bands all over town
(Good, good, good)
Mega lights and supersonic sounds
(Good, good, good)
Flashy boys and girls that really play
(Good, good, good)
Shiny toys, when it's over don't you
Hate to have to put your toys away
Shiny toys, "I love my Porsche"
Shiny toys
Shiny toys, "I love my Porsche"
Shiny toys
Simple joys
Walking on the beach at the end of the day
Between the sand and the seagulls
Watching the glorious sun setting on the bay
Here comes a boy and his beagle
Walking with a man in a toque
And a man with his head shaved
Whatever makes you "mm, mm"
Whatever makes your time feel satisfyin'
Whatever makes you "mm, mm"
Whatever makes you feel like you're right on time
Party night
Super bands all over town
(Good, good, good)
Super lights and supersonic sounds
(Good, good, good)
Flashy boys and girls that really play
(Good, good, good)
Shiny toys, when it's over
Don't you hate to have to put your toys away
Shiny toys, right on time
Shiny toys, right on time
Shiny toys, right on time



All comments from YouTube:

One Woman and Some Songs

“Dog Eat Dog” was such a great album. I still have it, and I play it on my old turntable. Can still smell the vinyl after all these years. No one can write a lyric like Joni Mitchell. And her voice, always a pleasure to listen to.

JimSVoit

This album is so underrated!!!!

Duda Gorter

Indeed it is! :)

K J McIndoe

Bought it in 1985 and lent it to a friend who was big on synth bands. He loved it! It's one of her best, no question.

Chris Blower

Not by me.

Steven Haywood

I agree! I did not like it too much back in the 80's, but love it now!
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David Mayhew

I liked this album a lot. Nobody else did. Why? It was so not what people at the time wanted to hear. A critique of modern society. It's still rings true. More now than ever.

jmiller05

Cynical and joyous simultaneously. The genius that is Joni.

Geoff McLain

Just think of some of the musical giants Joni has played with. Metheny, Jaco, etc. Have you ever seen her artwork. Here is a woman that did more in 10 years than most people do in a lifetime. My favorite female singer of all time!!!!

Edward Harley

me too. I had the supreme joy of meeting her, here in Vancouver, when she came up to build a house up on the Sunshine Coast..., she literally shone!, she radiated beauty inside and out...LOVE her always...

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