I've Got a Theory / Bunnies / If We're Together
Joss Whedon Lyrics

I've got a theory
I am proposing an idea

That it's a demon
The issue at hand is caused by a demon

A dancing demon
The demon in question is dancing

No, something isn't right there.
This theory does not fully match the situation

I’ve got a theory
I am proposing another idea

Some kid is dreaming
The situation may be caused by a child's dream

And we're all stuck inside
We are all trapped within the child's dream

His wacky Broadway nightmare
The child's dream is a bizarre, theatrical experience

I’ve got a theory we should work this out
We should attempt to solve this problem

All: It's getting eerie
Everyone is starting to feel uneasy

What's this cheery
This happy, upbeat atmosphere is suspicious

Singing all about?
What is the meaning behind this singing?

It could be witches
The issue may be caused by witches

Some evil witches,
The witches in question are evil

Which is ridiculous
This theory is unlikely

'Cause witches,
Because witches

They were persecuted
Witches were historically mistreated

Wicca good
The practice of Wicca is positive

And love the earth
Wiccans have a deep respect for the environment

And women power,
Wicca empowers women

And I’ll be over here
I do not fully subscribe to this theory

I’ve got a theory
Another idea has come to me

It could be bunnies
What if the issue is caused by bunnies?

[crickets chirp]
There is a moment of silence

Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes
Bunnies have more to them than meets the eye

They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses
Bunnies have unique physical characteristics

And what's with all the carrots?
Why are bunnies obsessed with carrots?

What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Why do bunnies have such incredible vision?

Bunnies, bunnies
Bunnies are still a possible cause of the problem

It must be bunnies
I am convinced that bunnies are the cause

maybe midgets?
I am once again second-guessing my theory

I’ve got a theory,
I have yet another idea

We should work this fast
We need to act quickly

G&W: Because it clearly
The evidence supports our need for speed

Could get serious
The situation could become dire

Before it's passed
We need to deal with this before it's too late

I’ve got a theory
I have another, final idea

It doesn't matter
The cause of the problem is not relevant

What can't we face if we're together?
We can overcome anything if we work together

What's in this place that we can't weather?
We can handle any situation, no matter how difficult

Apocalypse
Even the end of the world is not insurmountable

We've all been there
We have all faced difficult times

The same old trips
We face the same problems repeatedly

Why should we care?
We should not let these problems overwhelm us

All: What can't we do if we get in it?
We can accomplish anything if we work together

We'll work it through within a minute
We can solve any problem quickly

We have to try
We must make an effort

We'll pay the price
There may be consequences, but we are willing to face them

It's do or die
We must take action or face the consequences

Hey, I’ve died twice
I have firsthand experience with the stakes of 'do or die'

All: What can't we face
There is no situation we cannot handle

What can't we face?
What challenges are insurmountable?

If we're together?
As a team, there is nothing we cannot accomplish

What's in this place
What obstacles are present

That we can't weather?
What challenges can we not overcome?

We're together
We are united in our effort

There's nothing we can't face
We can handle any challenge

Except for bunnies
Except, arguably, for bunnies