Bang Bang Bang
Jr. Anti-Sex League Lyrics
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Hans hammer lå ubrukt men essa var klar
Da kom det en veldreid ung dame og smilte
Og ba "Vil du prøve den smia jeg har"
Det sa dingelibangbang dingeligbangbang dingeligbangbang dingeligbang
Det sa dingeligbangbang dingeligbangbang dingeligbangbang dei
"Jeg vil " svarte smeden Han
Gikk med til smia
Arbeidet var hett det ble heitere sia'
Hun pustet til varmen det var ingen sak
Det sa dingeligbang etc
"Min mann " klaget damen "bekymring meg volder
Hans styrke og redskap er ei hva de var"
"Men mine " sa smeden "de vet jeg nok holder
Og nå er jeg klar til å gi det jeg har"
Det sa dingeligbang etc
Rødglødende varmt var hans jern slik de ville
Og han var for vis til da ikke å smi
Sa hun "jeg bad ikke deg hit for å dille
Jeg ber deg klem til og legg kreftene i"
Det sa dingeligbang etc
Seks ganger fikk jernet en hardhendt behandling
Og myknet i essa for atter å bli
Herdet og gjennomgå grundig forvandling
Men hver gang det myknet tok det lengre tid
Det sa dingeligbang etc
Da smeden sku' gå sukket damen på gården
"Hva ville jeg gi hvis min mann var så vill
Du smed ta med hammer'n og kom hit i morgen
Men førenn du går kan du smi en gang til"
Det sa dingeligbang etc
The Jr. Anti-Sex League’s song “Bang Bang Bang” is a humorous take on the human instinct to capture moments in photographs. It portrays various iconic moments in history like a caveman’s wedding, Adam and Eve’s wedding, Juliet and Romeo’s love affair, Anne Boleyn’s execution, and Napoleon’s marriage to Josephine. Each time, the photographer yells out “'Old it, flash, bang, wallop, what a picture, what a photograph” and captures the moment, usually with some comical mishap.
The lyrics draw attention to the desire to capture moments and the consequences of capturing them. The song highlights the paradox of wanting to preserve moments in time, but also acknowledging that capturing a moment can never truly recreate the experience. The line “stick it in your family album” emphasizes how these moments will be remembered and passed down through generations, but the lyrics also suggest that the photographs will never capture the essence of the moment.
Overall, the song is a humorous yet thought-provoking take on the human instinct to capture and preserve moments in photographs. It mocks the absurdity of human history and the idea of wanting to hold onto moments that can never be truly captured.
Line by Line Meaning
All lined up in a wedding group
A group of people at a wedding, posing for a photo
'Ere we are for a photograph
They are here to take a photo
We're all dressed up in a morning suit
Everyone is wearing formal attire
All trying hard not to laugh
Everyone is trying to look serious for the photo
Since the early caveman in his fur
Even cavemen took photos of happy occasions
Took a trip to Gretna Green
Couples would travel to get married at Gretna Green
There's always been a photographer
Photographers have always been present to capture happy moments
'Old it, flash, bang, wallop, what a picture
The photographer is giving directions for the photo, and excited about taking it
Poor old soul, blimey, what a joke
The photographer is making a joke about someone in the photo
Hat blown off in a cloud of smoke
Something unexpected happened during the photo, causing the hat to come off
Clap 'ands, stamp yer feet
Everyone is celebrating after the photo is taken
Bangin' on the big bass drum
Music is playing during the celebration
Um-tiddly-um-pum-um-pum
A nonsensical expression of excitement and joy
Stick it in your fam'ly album
The photo should be kept as a family memento
The same thing 'appened long ago
Couples have been taking wedding photos for a long time
When man was in his prime
Photos have been taken for as long as humans have existed
And what went on we only know
We can only imagine what events were captured in early photos
From the snaps he took at the time
The only evidence of past events are the photos taken at that time
When Adam and Eve in their birthday suit
Even Adam and Eve took photos on their wedding day
Decided to get wed
Adam and Eve got married
As Adam was about to taste the fruit
Something unexpected happened during the photo shoot
The man with the cam'ra said
The photographer gave directions for the photo
Poor old Eve, there with nothing on
Something embarrassing happened to Eve during the photo
Face all red and 'er fig leaf gone
Eve's modesty was compromised during the photo shoot
You've read it in a folio
Similar scenes have been depicted in literature
Or seen it in a Shakespeare play
Shakespeare wrote about similar events in his plays
How Juliet fell for Romeo
A story of romance and passion
In the merry month of May
The event took place in May
And as 'e climbed the orchard wall
Romeo had to climb to reach his love
To reach 'is lady fair
Romeo was trying to reach Juliet
As he tumbled, she began to bawl
Something unexpected happened and Juliet started to cry
Poor young chap, what a night 'e spent
Something bad happened to Romeo after the photo shoot
Tights all torn and 'is rapier bent
Romeo's clothing and sword were damaged during the photo shoot
When Napoleon married Josephine
Even famous couples took wedding photos
There was just the same to-do
The photo shoot for Napoleon and Josephine was just as chaotic
He galloped home from the battle scene
Napoleon hurried to marry Josephine after returning from the war
All the way from Waterloo
Napoleon returned home from the war
And as he came from orf 'is 'orse
Napoleon dismounted his horse
To the boudoir where she sat
Josephine was waiting for him in her room
She said to 'im, in French of course
Josephine spoke in French to Napoleon
As he took of his big cocked 'at
Napoleon removed his hat before the photo was taken
There she was, with a big Hussar
Josephine was pictured with a Hussar
All caught up in 'er oh-la-la
Josephine was trying to look her best for the photo
Stick it in your fam'ly album
The photo should be kept as a family memento
Lyrics © O/B/O APRA AMCOS
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@GUNKSHOTT
Biggest confidence a man ever had in the history of humanity
@nooxy9030
No cap
@dr.albert3456
@Kakumei Ascott well sacha is taking the trolling into another level
@3101max
@革命Ascott nothing compared to sacha
@hetbet3879
because here in the uk, we're better.
@BruhFu
Hold up, what is the famous Yakuza no damager himself doing here?
@sunfireo4652
Damn this 2 minute clip has more humour than most modern comedies have in the whole movie.
@Umiedo
Sunfire \o/ this is a modern comedy you dimwit
@hattrickster33
@@Umiedo I think he's referring to SJW-era comedy. Many comedians are too scared to do anything like this. At the time this was made, this wasn't nearly as much of an issue.
@Sirdiggar
@@hattrickster33 Yea we now live in an era of snowflakes and cry babies. Unfortunately.