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Juanpis Gonzalez Lyrics

Buenas noches, los saludo desde el turco que paga mi papá
I am greeting you from the expensive restaurant my dad pays for. (My voice is so raw)

Afuera Luis esperando a que salga pa' llevarme a pottear
My friend Luis is waiting outside to take me to party.

Acabo de colgar con mi mamá, ya me pagó el celular
My mom paid my cell phone bill after I just hung up on her.

Ya todos mis amigos listos, hoy a mí me toca invitar
All my friends are ready, now it's my turn to host. (We're going to kill it)

Siempre con mi brújula que al norte va a apuntar What the fuck?
I always have my compass pointing north. (What the...)

Hoy ni a bala con una loba puedo bailar Puede que si, o que no
I can't dance with just any girl tonight. (Maybe yes, maybe no)

Si me pongo el saco de Polo y las gafas Lacoste What the fuck?
If I wear my polo jacket and Lacoste glasses. (What the...)

Si amanezco en Aruba, Miami, Japón o Cholon What the fuck?
If I wake up in Aruba, Miami, Japan, or Cholon. (What the...)

Me da alergia los buses por eso yo viajo en avión What the fuck, what the fuck?
I'm allergic to buses, so I travel by plane. (What the..., what the...)

Hoy me toca derrochar y aparentar a ver si esta noche un beso me das (Esa me lo da fijo weon)
I have to extravagantly show off to you, hoping you'll give me a kiss tonight. (I'll get it for sure)

Fíjate en mi billetera cuando vaya a pagar, se que te gusta la black (¿Qué le pasa a esta vieja weon?)
When I pay, check out my wallet- I know you like black cards. (What is wrong with this woman?)

Los domingos pa'l guayabo una mimosa en el club pa' que puedas chicanear Y después comprar tiquetes para seguirla y viajar
On Sundays, we'll have mimosas, so you can learn to adapt to the club scene followed by planning trips.

Es que usted no sabe quién soy yo Si eres tombo o senador (Qué basto weon)
Do you know who I am? Whether you are a cop or a politician. (How crass)

Es que usted no sabe quién soy yo (No voy a hacer pipí weon) La constitución me la inventé yo
You really don't know who I am. (I'm not going to pee) I created the constitution.

Si quieres playa, baby este no te falla Si tú quieres, yo te llevo a caminar por la muralla Esto no es pantalla Ye, yeah
If you want beach, baby, I got you. If you want, I'll take you to walk by the wall. This is not fake. Ye, yeah.

Vamos a romperla weon Juanpis González in da club This is the remix The summer hit
We're going to kill it! Juanpis Gonzalez in the club. This is the remix. (The summer hit)