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Justin and Andy Lyrics

You know its been a dream come true to host SNL tonight,
Hosting SNL tonight has been an incredible experience.

I've been a fan since I was a kid.
I've been a fan of SNL ever since I was a child.

Growing up the two shows I never missed were Saturday Night Live...and the Muppet Show.
As a child, the two shows I never missed were SNL and The Muppet Show.

So if you don't mind, there's another dream I've always had, and that's to sing with Kermit the Frog.
I've always wanted to sing with Kermit the Frog, if you don't mind.

Hello Kermit.
Greetings, Kermit.

Justin, I'd be honored to sing with you.
I would be honored to sing with you, Justin.

Well I just figured, when's the next time I'm gonna have the chance right?
I thought that this might be my only chance to sing with Kermit, so why not take it?

Well uh what shall we sing?
What song should we sing?

I've already got it picked out.
I've already chosen the song.

Aww this is a nice one!
This is a lovely song.

Why are there so many songs about rainbows and whats on the other side
Why do people write so many songs about rainbows and the unknown beyond them?

Rainbows are visons but only illusions
Rainbows are beautiful to look at, but they aren't real.

And rainbows have nothing to hide
Rainbows don't have any hidden meanings or secrets.

So we've been told and some choose to believe
Many people have heard this before, and some people choose to believe it.

I know they're wrong wait and see
I personally believe that they're wrong, but only time will tell.

Someday well find it, the rainbow connection the lovers, the dreamers and me
One day, we'll find the true meaning behind rainbows and their connection to humanity.

You're a very good singer Justin
You're a fantastic singer, Justin.

You're not so bad yourself Kermit.
You're not too shabby yourself, Kermit.

Maybe you me and P. Diddy should cut an album!
Perhaps we should all collaborate on a music album together!

Who said that every wish would be heard and answered when wished on the morning star
Who said that every wish will automatically come true when you make a wish upon a star?

OW!
Ouch!

Sorry
My apologies.

Careful Justin you uh stepped on my buddy's leg down there.
Justin, be careful - you stepped on my friend's leg.

Somebody thought of that and someone believed it and look what its done so far.
Someone believed in the idea of making wishes upon stars, and look at how impactful it has been.

WHOA!
Whoa!

I've been telling you all week!
I've been warning you about this all week long!

Whats so amazing that keeps us star gazing,
What is so incredible about staring up at the stars?

And what do we think we might see
What do we expect to see when we look up at the sky?

Seriously! Back off!!
Seriously, leave me alone!

Oh MY bad! Is this any better!?
Oh my mistake! Is this better?

Ow! Ow! Ow! ahhhh!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ahhh!

Yeah you like that don't you?!?
You enjoy this, don't you?

Hey guys! Guys! Stop fighting! This song is about togetherness!
Everyone, please stop fighting! This song is supposed to be about uniting together!

Bill, can you say to Justin you're sorry for shoving him?
Bill, can you please apologize to Justin for pushing him?

I'm sorry Justin
I apologize, Justin.

And Justin can you say you're sorry to Bill for being a dushebag?
Justin, can you apologize to Bill for being a jerk?

I am NOT a dushe...
I'm not a jerk...

Someday we'll find it (J joins in) the rainbow connection
One day, we'll discover the true meaning of the connection between rainbows and humanity.

the lovers the Dushebags (J drops outs) and me
Everyone, including both lovers and jerks, is included in this search for meaning.

Ow! Ow! Ow! ahhhh! (more punching)
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ahhh! (more fighting)