Lovin' To The Machine -Showerheadz Remix-
K.H. Lyrics

We have lyrics for these tracks by K.H.:

24/7 -All Night Long- I told her don't wait up for the kid Cause I…
Always On My Mind Always on my mind 如果解得开这难题　我会更加感谢爱情不只是让我可以遇见你如果还能怎样努力　我们不会…
Don Don't know where to go from here My thoughts are tangled,…
Don't Go Away I love you Yeah Babe, I love you so I want you to…
Faked You gave me feelings that I just could ignore We say…
Feathers by the shoreline by the old pine in the dark weigh me down …
rock on This is how we rock yeah H1ghr never stops yeah Busy stackin…
SANCTUARY Let the church say "Amen" Every time that you walk in Lord…
You Don't Know How Lucky You Are Is it a game? Where you come and play With my heart,…

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Most interesting comments from YouTube:

@TheStupendium

3y↑6.7K

OnlyCans: Thirst Date is now availavle for FREE on Steam! https://store.steampowered.com/app/417360/ #gaming_news

LYRICS:

VERSE 1
Hey guys, are your lips dry?
Any desiccated ladies trying to get by?
I know the best way for the girls and the boys to
Come together and enjoy a little moisture
So you’re waiting on the mate that’s one-a-million?
And carbonation ain’t the way that you envisioned
You say it’s strange but baby shed your inhibitions
And let your date slip into something aluminium
She’s elegant and eloquent and so effervescent
Subtle bubbles in my stubble feeling ever so pleasant
Never thought I’d find a girl with such a delicate essence
Free with the meal deal at the delicatessen
Saw you sittin’ in the fridge with a twinkle
Are you a multipack can or are you single?
A little of sipping and a spritz isn’t sinful
I’m just finna get my finger in your ring pull

CHORUS
So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love
And pick that fizzy little minx that you’ve been dreaming of
If you’re cursed with the thirst of a lonely man
You can get your juices flowing with some OnlyCans
Every glamorous can has a heart to fill
So I hope that you can handle three-thirty mil
Get lost in the froth as the foam expands
Get your lovin’ whilst you’re gluggin’ on some OnlyCans

VERSE 2
Now you’ve seen other paysite galleries
But none of those girls taste like raspberries
So if you think we’re just some obscene cannery
All our cans are over eighteen calories
So, give a spray for some flirtatious behaviour
That come-hither hiss is what you came for
We’ve been brewing up a plethora of flavours
Say we’re crude, you can never say we’re tasteless
So if you drink it straight or with a mixer
Bring a mister or a missus home for dinner
Everybody’s got a different fizzle in their spritzer
What’s it matter what ingredients are on your sticker?
I haven’t met you all, but it’s contextual
You’re all impeccable if it’s consensual
If you’re ace, demi, pan, flexible
End of the day we are all can-sexual

CHORUS
So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love
And pick that fizzy little minx that you’ve been dreaming of
If you’re cursed with the thirst of a lonely man
You can get your juices flowing with some OnlyCans
Every glamorous can has a heart to fill
So I hope that you can handle three-thirty mil
We can semi-guarantee that we won’t be banned
Get your lovin’ whilst you’re gluggin’ on some OnlyCans

VERSE 3
May be fizzy but I’ll spit a little candour
Sure it’s sticky but we’ll lick the spillage after
There’s only one app for tin-can philanderers
Snapping what the can did with your candid camera
Can a can cancan? Yes it can, all the cans in Cannes are
Canuck cans in Canada, Manly cans in Canberra in canoes
Grabbing noodles and canoodling with cans in Can Tho
Mexican cans in Cancun, scandalously scantily clad in their scanties and decanting at you
Camping with a Scandinavian can, under a canopy, alone in a canyon with your can boo
Share a cannoli with Italian cans on the canals before a candlelit dance
Then canter off to Canterbury for a canny romance, you better cancel your plans
This Can-sonova can’t handle the demand
Of Cantabrian cañ-oritas in cantinas with fans on the Canary Islands
Strip canasta ‘til you’re down to your pants
and your can-panion froths over your hand
Damn, these Cantonese Shizes are your creamiest stans
So go over to - Can-bodia,
You can let the local flavour flow over you
Getting down with the hard, round chromium
Lovin’s never been so low-sodium

Can looking like a snack? That’s a canape
Can-paining like Barack? That’s a candidate
Can sweet on your tongue? That’s a candy cane
Can rocking them guns? That’s some cannonade
Feel that can in your heart? That’s a cannula
Can sends it’s regards? That’s a Canister
Inquisitive can? That’s a canvasser
Insensitive can? Cantankerous

CHORUS
So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love
And pick that fizzy little minx that you’ve been dreaming of
If you’re cursed with the thirst of a lonely man
You can get your juices flowing with some OnlyCans
Every glamorous can has a heart to fill
So I hope that you can handle three-thirty mil
Hey, don’t touch, just hold the cam
Get your lovin’ whilst you’re gluggin’ on some OnlyCans

SPOKEN OUTRO:
So download OnlyCans, the game for soda lovers!
It’s got very high ratings!
…Oh, oh sorry. No. It’s very ‘hydrating’, my mistake.

@C_Cat-yd1pz

26w↑4

Hello I saw that you didn’t understand the song completely, so I wrote this explanation for you. I am not sure that I explained what you need. Let me know if you need more clarification. Enjoy.

This is a song about soft drinks, and nothing else
Get your mind out of the gutter (Don’t think about sex. This is good wholesome fun.)

[Verse 1]
Hey guys, are your lips dry?
Any desiccated ladies trying to get by? (Very thirsty ladies)
I know the best way for the girls and the boys to
Come together and enjoy a little moisture
So you’re waiting on the mate that’s one-a-million? (The perfect match)
And carbonation ain’t the way that you envisioned (The bubbles are not as good as you hoped)
You say it’s strange but baby shed your inhibitions (It is weird but who cares.)
And let your date slip into something aluminium (Let me slip into something more comfortable is a common phrase. This is referencing that phrase. It means let me get out of my fancy clothing and get comfy maybe in preparation of sex or maybe not.)
She’s elegant and eloquent and so effervescent (elagant: graceful eloquent: well spoken, effervescent: (of a liquid) giving off bubbles; fizzy, the first two are good things to say about a person, all the words start and end the same so they sound nice together)
Subtle bubbles in my stubble feeling ever so pleasant (like kissing the can, feeling bubbles instead of feeling lips on your chin. Stubble is a really short bead)
Never thought I’d find a girl with such a delicate essence (essence can be used to describe what a person truly is. It can also be used to describe a consentrated taste or fragrance. The second definition is being used with a contrast that it is not the first.)
Free with the meal deal at the delicatessen (delicatessen is a place you can get a meal and/or drink. Free drink with the meal being bought.)
Saw you sittin’ in the fridge with a twinkle (twinkle in her eye is a turn of phrase used to describe someone who is spunky or confident and maybe a bit mischievous)
Are you a multipack can or are you single? (Are you in a relationship?)
A little of sipping and a spritz isn’t sinful (A reference to sex or kissing)
I’m just finna get my finger in your ring pull (Another sex reference)

[Chorus]
So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love (put your pennies in)
And pick that fizzy little minx that you’ve been dreaming of (get your sexy can out)
If you’re cursed with the thirst of a lonely man (thirsty can mean you want a drink or sex)
You can get your juices flowing with some OnlyCans (a reference to the lubrication that is produced during sex. Get you juices flowing can also reference getting comfortable in your work or getting inspiration)
Every glamorous can has a heart to fill (every can has someone to love)
So I hope that you can handle three-thirty mil (a reference to “I hope you can handle how big my pennis is”)
Get lost in the froth as the foam expands (a reference to the lubrication that is produced during sex)
Get your lovin’ whilst you’re gluggin’ on some OnlyCans (get your lovin’ can mean sex or kissing)

[Verse 2]
Now you’ve seen other paysite galleries (paysite galleries are websites that sell sexy pictures)
But none of those girls taste like raspberries (might be a reference to what people taste like when oral sex is given)
So if you think we’re just some obscene cannery (obscene: of the portrayal or description of sexual matters) offensive or disgusting by accepted standards of morality and decency. cannery: a place that makes cans)
All our cans are over eighteen calories (like all our girls are over 18 years of age. They are adults.)
So, give a spray for some flirtatious behaviour (Oh) (the spray of the can is flirting)
That come-hither hiss is what you came for (come-hither look is a turn of phrase. Come-hither: old fashioned way of saying come over here)
We’ve been brewing up a plethora of flavours (we are making lots of flavors)
Say we’re crude, you can never say we’re tasteless (crude: not high class, tasteless: low class or has no taste. Making a joke about how they a saying a lot of things about sex that might come off as crude but they are making cans that have lots of flavor to them.)
So if you drink it straight or with a mixer (mixer: a soft drink that can be mixed with alcohol. This can might be alcoholic.)
Bring a mister or a missus home for dinner (bring a date home normally to have dinner with in this case to eat.)
Everybody’s got a different fizzle in their spritzer (everybody is different)
What’s it matter what ingredients are on your sticker? (transexual positivity. It doesn’t matter what genitals/body you have.)
I haven’t met you all, but it’s contextual (who and what are important)
You’re all impeccable if it’s consensual (your all great as long as everybody agrees)
If you’re ace, demi, pan, flexible (asexual, demisexual, pansexual, flexible)
End of the day we are all can-sexual, ha! (everybody is in love with cans)

[Chorus]
So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love
And pick that fizzy little minx that you’ve been dreaming of
If you’re cursed with the thirst of a lonely man
You can get your juices flowing with some OnlyCans
Every glamorous can has a heart to fill
So I hope that you can handle three-thirty mil
We can semi-guarantee that we won’t be banned (we probably wont’ be banned)
Get your lovin’ whilst you’re gluggin’ on some OnlyCans

@archedkraken3119

3y↑31

@@RiixxMC
crude (in drinks): if something doesn't have a certain softness that is wanted, it is called crude.
crude (in dating): if someone is rude or unfiltered, they are crude.

Tasteless (in general): tasteless is something that doesn't have flavour.
Tasteless (in relationships): when a person is boring, doesn't talk much or doesn't do much in a relationship, they are tasteless.

Because soft drinks always have flavour, they cannot be tasteless. But soft drinks can be crude.

The line is good because it works as a sentence for relationships, but also can be a sentence for soft drinks.
This makes it clever.

@kaizica1813

1y↑55

[Intro, spoken]
This is a song about soft drinks, and nothing else
Get your mind out of the gutter

[Verse 1]
Hey guys, are your lips dry?
Any desiccated ladies trying to get by?
I know the best way for the girls and the boys to
Come together and enjoy a little moisture
So you’re waiting on the mate that’s one-a-million?
And carbonation ain’t the way that you envisioned
You say it’s strange but baby shed your inhibitions
And let your date slip into something aluminium
She’s elegant and eloquent and so effervescent
Subtle bubbles in my stubble feeling ever so pleasant
Never thought I’d find a girl with such a delicate essence
Free with the meal deal at the delicatessen
Saw you sittin’ in the fridge with a twinkle
Are you a multipack can or are you single?
A little of sipping and a spritz isn’t sinful
I’m just finna get my finger in your ring pull
[Chorus]
So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love
And pick that fizzy little minx that you’ve been dreaming of
If you’re cursed with the thirst of a lonely man
You can get your juices flowing with some OnlyCans
Every glamorous can has a heart to fill
So I hope that you can handle three-thirty mil
Get lost in the froth as the foam expands
Get your lovin’ whilst you’re gluggin’ on some OnlyCans

[Verse 2]
Now you’ve seen other paysite galleries
But none of those girls taste like raspberries
So if you think we’re just some obscene cannery
All our cans are over eighteen calories
So, give a spray for some flirtatious behaviour (Oh)
That come-hither hiss is what you came for
We’ve been brewing up a plethora of flavours
Say we’re crude, you can never say we’re tasteless
So if you drink it straight or with a mixer
Bring a mister or a missus home for dinner
Everybody’s got a different fizzle in their spritzer
What’s it matter what ingredients are on your sticker?
I haven’t met you all, but it’s contextual
You’re all impeccable if it’s consensual
If you’re ace, demi, pan, flexible
End of the day we are all can-sexual, ha!
[Chorus]
So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love
And pick that fizzy little minx that you’ve been dreaming of
If you’re cursed with the thirst of a lonely man
You can get your juices flowing with some OnlyCans
Every glamorous can has a heart to fill
So I hope that you can handle three-thirty mil
We can semi-guarantee that we won’t be banned
Get your lovin’ whilst you’re gluggin’ on some OnlyCans

[Verse 3]
May be fizzy but I’ll spit a little candour
Sure it’s sticky but we’ll lick the spillage after
There’s only one app for tin-can philanderers
Snapping what the can did with your candid camera
Can a can cancan? Yes it can, all the cans in Cannes are
Canuck cans in Canada, Manly cans in Canberra in canoes
Grabbing noodles and canoodling with cans in Can Tho
Mexican cans in Cancun, scandalously scantily clad in their scanties and decanting at you
Camping with a Scandinavian can, under a canopy, alone in a canyon with your can boo
Share a cannoli with Italian cans on the canals before a candlelit dance
Then canter off to Canterbury for a canny romance, you better cancel your plans
This Can-sonova can’t handle the demand
Of Cantabrian cañ-oritas in cantinas with fans on the Canary Islands
Strip canasta ‘til you’re down to your pants
And your can-panion froths over your hand
Damn, these Cantonese Shizes are your creamiest stans
So go over to - Can-bodia
You can let the local flavour flow over you
Getting down with the hard, round chromium
Lovin’s never been so low-sodium
Can looking like a snack? That’s a canape
Can-paining like Barack? That’s a candidate
Can sweet on your tongue? That’s a candy cane
Can rocking them guns? That’s some cannonade
Feel that can in your heart? That’s a cannula
Can sends it’s regards? That’s a Canister
(Ooh, that's a canister, baby!)
Inquisitive can? That’s a canvasser
Insensitive can? Cantankerous

[Chorus]
So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love
And pick that fizzy little minx that you’ve been dreaming of
If you’re cursed with the thirst of a lonely man
You can get your juices flowing with some OnlyCans
Every glamorous can has a heart to fill
So I hope that you can handle three-thirty mil
Hey, don’t touch, just hold the cam
Get your lovin’ whilst you’re gluggin’ on some OnlyCans

[Outro, spoken]
So download OnlyCans, the app for soda lovers!
It’s got very high ratings!
…Oh, oh no, sorry. It’s very ‘hydrating’, my mistake

@elohimcabrera

3y↑3

There may be one
*says in a dramatic deep voice

I have heard of an anime of legend with...
Can waifu's!

Akikan...*dramatic pause
It's intro or outro may have what you are looking for...

I can't remember *said in normal voice

All comments from YouTube:

@TheStupendium

3y↑6.7K

@mcavity

3y↑196

How did you miss JAMAY-CAN?

@definitelyamagikarp4380

3y↑199

This song might be the last piece of evidence of human life in the future and that scares me.

@dersanitater8455

3y↑69

This was a very good song

@HAPpYHObO.

3y↑42

Availavle

@Dominik_G

3y↑51

Hey Stupes, the game is not available in germany, seems I need a VPN. . . xD

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@Mrotstorm

2y↑10.4K

i am speechless. i never thought id love a song about oversexualized soft drinks but here i am. but seriously this is just amazing i love it

@dpshadow7276

2y↑260

Of course he "can"

@hihih2580

2y↑27

@@dpshadow7276 💀💀💀💀

@scottwhitaker1763

2y↑37

@@dpshadow7276 *they

@Raster_Rasper

2y↑71

"I'd never thought I'd love a song about oversexualizing soft drinks" i

@MelonHere20

2y↑4

XD I mean same though

4 More Replies...

@jomojas5786

2y↑3.8K

Everyone: You can’t just make a song where all the rhymes are can

Stupendium: What if I did so anyway

@cat-714

2y↑33

then it would turn out amazing

@robbyrabago1437

2y↑112

you missed your chance to say "But you see... I *can*."

@phoenixsupportsyou8109

2y↑46

@@robbyrabago1437 Or to say "Hold my can"

@nostop69420

2y↑28

“Yes I can.”

@Sylvi3cat

2y↑13

Nothing else only cans?

5 More Replies...

@WilliamAftonOfficial_

22w↑1.7K

"get your mind out of the gutters"
The Stupendium has never sounded more british

@TheStupendium

22w↑323

Have you seen my House Flipper song? Or Mask of the Rose? :P

@WilliamAftonOfficial_

22w↑93

@@TheStupendium naw im a new fan, but i'll check it out!

@forcicri93

9w↑17

I'd HEAVILY recommend listening to Neath. Don't be afraid about the lenght of it and just give It a listen.
I found It like that and It is my favorite song of all time now

@gustavakerman2566

1y↑3.1K

You took “sex sells” to a whole new level.
Corporate would be proud

@YAPTWYA

34w↑31

yes indeed

@metaforth1271

3y↑18K

I feel he's just had this song on his computer for years and was just waiting for any excuse he could find to upload it without looking suspicious

@randomdragon2589

3y↑331

OnlyCans is in fact... A real game

@metaforth1271

3y↑479

@@randomdragon2589 I didn't say it's not...?

@Morningstar_37

3y↑260

@@randomdragon2589 But who says the game was there before the song?

@williamsmith6921

3y↑690

@@randomdragon2589 the game was made as a cover for the song obviously /s

@tman2132

3y↑104

@@williamsmith6921 obviously

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@illegallysilly

2y↑14.3K

IF A SONG ABOUT CANS CAN RESPECT CONSENT AND LGBTQ, THEN YOU CAN

@chewface6223

2y↑762

can can can

@kansaslml7796

2y↑1.2K

cansent*

@Aries_Studios

2y↑303

YESS PREACH MATE

@koopaking1959

2y↑76

I cant

@lakshmithesussybaka

2y↑405

@@koopaking1959 you CAN

285 More Replies...

@BRUH-fg6ug

51w↑1K

The fact that this song manages to be so queer-positive and sex-positive, by shining light on not as talked about sexualities, spreading important messages about consent and bringing up how sex isn’t something to be ashamed of in any (consensual) form because everyone is different and that’s ok while also being a song about dead souls trapped in pornographic soda cans and being an absolute banger is so impressive. Props to the Stupendium, they’ve truly outdone themself

@jakeutage374

28w↑28

I didn't know it was was a sex song I just thought it was a song about Loving soda

@apolimeow

22w↑35

@@jakeutage374 hello there fellow ace

@jakeutage374

21w↑19

@@apolimeow Hello

@jakeutage374

8w↑2

@@apolimeow wait(sorry I'm late) but what's a ace, I just realized that

@VisraOrSomething

@@jakeutage374 ace means asexual

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@memory.3015

1y↑3.2K

I’m a Vietnamese who has been listening to a hell ton of English musics, so the “grabbing noodles and canooding with Cans in Cần Thơ” hit me like a damn truck and left my jaw dropped 😭😭😭

@nguyenquynhtrang5556

40w↑31

Lmao samee

@user-fs1lp2xq6g

39w↑164

The Italian part hit me like a pizza cutter

@memory.3015

39w↑36

@@user-fs1lp2xq6g HELP

@BreadnButter2343

37w↑19

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN-

@memory.3015

37w↑101

@@BreadnButter2343 Cần Thơ is a city in Vietnam, I wasn’t expecting something Vietnam-related to be mentioned in the song

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@augustussnider1938

2y↑9K

"Im sorry in advance"
proceeds to make an absolute banger

@pixilpiro1223

2y↑21

Get some help

@basil4154

1y↑138

@@pixilpiro1223 never

@TwinaWina

1y↑104

@@pixilpiro1223 if u think j need to get help for liking this song, then i think u need that help.

@pixilpiro1223

1y↑18

@@TwinaWina I also like this, So ill get some help,Just so you know, He already said get help

@pixilpiro1223

1y↑3

@Totally Unstoppable Why wouldnt be ohio

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@olafkissington9881

38w↑858

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve been told to “get your mind out of the gutter” in reference to beverages in a Stupendium song about beverages, I’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but dang is it hilarious that it happened twice

@hello_ree

37w↑21

doofenshmrit quote real

@chrisjones5949

23w↑22

Curse you, Perry the Platypus!

@IrregularityRowan

🟦
🟧
:/
🟫
🟦
🟧
>:O

@CelestialAmaryllisWCUE

6w↑2

Idk if this is about this song and a cup head song- but it might just be

@redpandadotjpeg2640

1y↑3.7K

I’m a sex repulsed asexual and I still listen to this song regularly
It’s too groovy and it’s also inclusive

@afton729

1y↑70

SAME

@redpandadotjpeg2640

1y↑48

@@afton729 yessss let’s unite

@theunluckiestboyintown

1y↑118

SAME!! I’m an aroace dude and this song is a fucking boppppp despite my sex-repulsedness

@redpandadotjpeg2640

1y↑46

@@theunluckiestboyintown yes fellow aroace people :D

@serenmcgregor

52w↑13

me too

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@enraikow6109

2y↑5.8K

I can't believe it took me my entire life until now to realize that every letter in LGBTQ stands for can-sexual.

@artoriasgameing6601

1y↑1.3K

Unless your ace then your cant-sexual

@women4569

1y↑298

@@artoriasgameing6601 lmao that was good one ngl

@Spooky456

1y↑61

@@artoriasgameing6601 💀

@s0livagant_

1y↑40

wait am i dumb i cant get what they r trying to say- can someone say like what letters in cansexual spell sexualities?

@OldandAbandonedHarcorte

1y↑100

@@s0livagant_ They Can-Sexual, as in Have Sex. They Can in fact, Sexual. I think.

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@emilym.6175

3y↑18.8K

If this is a song about soft drinks and nothing else...

...does that mean it's a pop song?

@strange9560

2y↑831

Badum, Chhh

@benjistyles19

2y↑495

“If your cursed with the thirst of a lonely man”

@purplehaze2235

2y↑235

This, this is why I love humanity.

@Kingcd1045

2y↑106

Sans is that you

@ladygreenwithenvy

2y↑40

Soda pop song >:)

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@bonezarebroken

45w↑1.6K

As an asexual-panromantic femboy, this song is literally me trying to act sexy, the clear LGBT references, the pathetic excuses for innuendos, the cheesy puns, the stupid outfits and movements, everything is perfect. It's genuinely a banger, though! This is hands-down an asexual anthem.

@handsoap-eating-gremlin

39w↑120

'stupid outfits'? Nah every single outfit in this video is fire 😤 (in all seriousness HI FELLOW ACE)

@SleepyHollowKnight

36w

Jeez, you sound like an attention seeker

@wolfyg5222

35w↑81

Ikr, this literally feels like an ace shitpost. It's wonderful.

@bonezarebroken

35w↑9

Jeez, you sound like you're trying to ruin our fun.@@SleepyHollowKnight

@SleepyHollowKnight

35w↑3

@@bonezarebroken ???

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@G00dTaste

50w↑522

the fact that this song about having relations with soda cans is also one of the most inclusive and beautiful love songs ever written is amazing

@cherylesm9347

2y↑9.3K

Did I really just enjoy a song about sexualized cans? Yes. Do I regret it? Hell no.

@iexist6392

2y↑51

same tbh

@laylawaheba6405

2y↑17

Same

@masterrbg

2y↑70

How CANdid of you, I admire your CANdor.

@ronsugartits7824

1y↑5

just like me fr

@themarked2820

1y↑18

This is ironically my favorite song of his right now.

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@Wolie318

3y↑6.7K

Onlycans developers: this is impossible, we'll never find someone crazy enough to make music for our game!

Stupendium's friend, lit by dramatic lighting: I know a guy

@percymcplop

3y↑80

Yes!

@lukasbanana4949

3y↑49

Genius

@carjis

3y↑185

“LIT BY DRAMATIC LIGHTING”

@ghostlywhispers32

3y↑42

I know a great musical guy

@avtfol

3y↑43

I CHOKED ON MY BREAKFAST LMAO

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@AlexCrMaReLiLukyanenko

1y↑255

I mean Stupendium always has and interesting wordplay in his songs, but after 2:42 it's like a whole new level

@coolsceegaming6178

45w↑10

Agreed, that was amazing.

@UnderCatNetwork

42w↑18

Can a can can can yes it can

@RandomDragonEXE

17w↑5

That takes talent!

@windsnake7540

1y↑242

I did not think this many can puns were possible in a single song while still going along the rythme and STILL RHYMING

@leosangome866

3y↑3K

"I'm very sorry you had to see that"
"If you enjoyed the song, please get help"

i have never been so offended by something i 100% agree with

@kelvinpete9605

3y↑10

@ExtraGoose Animations Same-

@mr.poohmakes2041

3y↑26

I’m sorry for people who haven’t seen this

@michaelzhang9806

3y↑50

This is so cursed and yet so groovy at the same time

@Solaric_

3y↑7

Wait-

@gaminggamer4845

3y↑4

me to

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@catbatrat1760

2y↑5.3K

Okay, how is it even PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE for somebody to be THIS good at puns?????? Did this dude make a deal with Satan or something to get this insane level of skill???? 😂

@adaemonnamedcecil4958

2y↑211

Knowing The Stupendium, most likely. After all....
It's whiskey business when you're playing Devil's Advocate, and this beverage needs leverage to ever get away.

@clownii13

2y↑17

@@adaemonnamedcecil4958 👏

@ultrio325

2y↑6

Paganini 2

@blankcanvasstudios3463

2y↑35

Since pans are just an upgraded species of us bisexuals, I suppose the puns are just a part of the...

Meal Deal.

I'm sorry

@catbatrat1760

2y↑2

@@blankcanvasstudios3463 I don't get it.

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@fuwafuwa_huwa

1y↑839

I am Japanese. Ever since I came across this song, I can't stop listening to it, several times a day, every day! I love it very much. I am not good at English, so it is frustrating that I cannot fully understand all of the lyrics. I am ACE/ARO so I am so happy to find a song that sings about them! I wish LGBTQ+ things were more widely known in Japan, as they are still not widely known. Sorry if there are any weirdness as I'm using a translation. From Japan with love 💕

@deyahnaugonnetboulais4801

43w↑46

no problem, also, hi there ARO buddy!

問題ありません、また、こんにちは、ARO 仲間!
Google翻訳がうまくやってくれればいいのですが

@fuwafuwa_huwa

43w↑37

⁠@@deyahnaugonnetboulais4801 Hello! I am surprised to see so many likes 😳 Glad to have a friend!

@Wishtelle

27w↑2

❤❤❤❤

@C_Cat-yd1pz

26w↑2

I also love this song.

@C_Cat-yd1pz

26w↑4

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@Spino-Raptor5

32w↑129

I actually went through with a pencil and paper and throughout the whole song (not inclunding any in the intro or outro or echoes at the end of some lines) you said the word Can 87 times! There's got to be some kind of award for this

@Jammakesjunk

18w↑9

I CAN't believe it!

@akuraproductions3550

3y↑4K

The fact that this game is secretly about a guy trying to bring his son back to life via innocent souls trapped in soda cans makes this song feel a bit more sinister than intended.

@itsgirlcraft5842

3y↑159

Came from the game theory video too?

@akuraproductions3550

3y↑54

@@itsgirlcraft5842 Yep!

@thespectaculargamernerd8114

3y↑194

It does explain why the cans are quite, uh, *vocal*.

@vriecibel

3y↑149

This makes the line: never thought I find a girl with such delicate essence' feel different remember he might be talking about the spirt in the can

@cyberneticblood7291

3y↑61

I mean The Stupendium is an ace on making villain songs that imo rival Disney

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@hydropro2274

3y↑3.3K

If I had a nickel for every time the Stupendium made a song about beverages and told me to get my mind out of the gutter, I'd have 2 nickels.

Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice.

@hydropro2274

3y↑84

@Samael Strebinger this and the cuphead song

@kidjames6875

3y↑65

If you're wondering it's "Milk Milk Lemonade"

@bernardomarkuskampffdemelo4323

3y↑20

@@kidjames6875 Fun fact: There is an Amy Schumer song with the same name!

@InvasionAnimation

3y↑8

Don't forget his christmas song with the santa cola.

@Grimaldus18

3y↑6

@@bernardomarkuskampffdemelo4323 a disgrace

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@bongosmcdongos4190

22w↑97

trying to impress a woman

"oh yeah im a huge fan of pop music"

Shows her this

@wyattmas1576

1y↑271

this song is so pansexual i love it. the text, the feathery looking things, the cans, the "what's it matter what ingredients are on your sticker?" lyric I'm dead. i love this song. its so wonderfully queer and sex positive and its SUCH A GOOD THEME SONG GOD I NEED TO PLAY THIS GAME.

@templarknight245

29w↑13

Cansexual*

@inkwars6354

24w↑2

Pretty sure the feather thing is called a feather boa

@Fable869

3y↑4.1K

There are three things in this song that I love :
1. That beat
2. Mentioning the commonly forgot about sexualities (bout time for me to see something with pan in it!)
3. Not mentioning the fact that the cans strait up have souls in them and there is a flesh can with the soul of the CEOs son.

@standardhuman8675

2y↑74

yeah, youd think the whole flesh-can thing would be right up stupes' alley

@deepstrike9750

2y↑67

WAIT DON'T BRING UP THE THIRST BORN

@forestlol6865

2y↑5

You’ve got 420 likes, nice

@angelheart5584

2y↑30

Although there is a very vague illusion to the third thing with the line, "What's it matter what ingredients are on your sticker?"

@boop8386

2y↑2

i think you mean, can

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@nicksmit2909

3y↑6.8K

This song manages to be wonderfully sex positive, LGBT+ friendly, pro sex industry, while also being deeply hilarious and an absolute banger. Smashed it again Stupendium!

@Starman062

3y↑306

It’s amazing he made a completely normal song about soft drinks so expansive.

@michaelzhang9806

3y↑75

It’s amazing how a song about being horny for soda cans is such a banger

@Starman062

3y↑15

@@michaelzhang9806 wut u mean?

@end3rdb

3y↑129

The song says "You CAN be what you want, we all have drinked from Cans"

@SCP_Wandsman13_13

3y↑99

Definitely a "bang"er.

Couldn't resist.

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@mudkyu

1y↑60

THIS IS THE ASEXUAL THEME SONG. DESPITE ITS PURPOSE THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST SONGS IVE EVER HEARD IT IS AN ABSOLUTE BANGER DESPITE BEING 2 YEARS OLD

@m00dyalien

46w↑39

Loving how this attracted all the aroaces💀

@Ballira

3y↑4.1K

Someone had to paint a bunch of cans that they then had to dress up in ties, bows and garters for this. If it wasn't Stupendium Man himself, I wonder what poor soul had to do that.

@TheStupendium

3y↑1.2K

That was all me. :P

@Ballira

3y↑517

@@TheStupendium I applaud your devotion to the project and how much attention to detail you paid. Because of you I actually did look up the game and had an amazing time torturing my boyfriend as we played it together. Thank you and thanks to your friend for this game!

@theworstghost123

2y↑45

@@Ballira He puts so much effort into his songs, it’s genuinely stunning!

@Gaming.Gamer.

2y↑25

@@TheStupendium All alone?😳
Damn I don't know if I want to know how long this took. Must've been a lot of work...

@lavenderlane4753

2y↑9

That's a dream job!

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@BurdieFromHell

2y↑1.7K

Imagine sitting down and seeing an email from your friend. It says "Hey man, you make really good game-themed songs! I'm working on a game can you make one for my game?"

So you're like, "Alright bet. Send the game and I'll see what I can do!"

And "soda can fetish the game" is what they send...

@arisings2278

2y↑33

This is probably what happened

@user-vq8qb8sw2l

2y↑3

@@arisings2278 check the desc

@exploertm8738

31w↑38

"If you enjoyed the song, then please get help"

Stups aint pulling any punches 💀

@sherlock___holmes

1y↑94

this song irreversibly changed my brain chemistry. my blood is carbonated.

@spgarcia055

2y↑3.1K

the pan-colored cans, the fancy outfits, the music, the puns, i love everything about this

@liaailed5053

1y↑21

nice pfp

@_0Happy_Face0_

46w↑35

I didn't even notice the pan-cans! 😮

@ZaahZone

46w↑2

Kel 👍

@whatsinswillhecomit

45w↑1

@@_0Happy_Face0_ Me either until I saw the mv

@SadJesterPuppet_thing

43w

I like you pfp lmao

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@ashcyr3711

2y↑2.1K

I counted them saying the word "can" no less than 87 times in this

@fxntxsyyy

2y↑108

fun fact, it's actually exactly 90

@Ducking_Wanderer

2y↑83

was this comment the Can of 87?! lol.

@personwhoexists1246

2y↑7

I got 82 when i counted

@kor5199

2y↑18

The bite of 87?

@joshuaherring1339

2y↑5

are we including the puns?

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@smdgdsounds

49w↑372

As an asexual person this song fills me with so much happiness. Thank you stupes!!!

@deyahnaugonnetboulais4801

43w↑21

i have a few dirty jokes in mind, but the short coment is yes.
if you click down, you forced yourself to see a bad joke.

sex is cool, but these cans are cooler.

@ShetlandShanty

24w↑22

I just realized that "get your mind out of the gutter" is something Stupes says in their Milk Milk Lemonade song, which has over a hundred beverage puns- soft drinks included.

@elisechiari3103

2y↑4.1K

As an ace person I’m literally crying, we never get representation, especially in these types of songs I love it

@echolegend4400

2y↑103

I gasped in excitement!!

@CethIsADevil

2y↑52

I know right!

@rockgirl6786

2y↑25

Mood

@novawinters7695

2y↑2

because it's sexual, and you are ace, therefore it seems odd it participate with the sexual song, yk?

@Beru_stan

2y↑18

Yes it was amazing

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@moingram4950

2y↑3.8K

Oh man, as an asexual with a soda addiction this was actually all I needed in life. I've been playing this song on repeat for weeks!

@AndyMandyBandy

2y↑24

Same!!

@andrasjanosi3765

2y↑112

We are unCANnily similar.

@chalkish4855

2y↑15

KA sparkling black grape my belovéd

@Kai_Patton_Lilith

2y↑15

Hello fellow soda-loving ace person

@Damien_LeftTheChat

1y↑34

I’m aroace but I just found out I’m can-sexual

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@cetadel6597

35w↑45

Can't even cansider something like this to be canon to the Stupendium's cantinuation of a healthy community.
Can you?

@cypher_mortis

18w↑31

I'm not saying this song is something I listen to often, but its hard to be sad when listening to a song about sexy soda cans.

@ittybitty_schmidty8311

18w↑7

It's super catchy for literally no reason

@d.n5287

3y↑1.6K

Stupendium's search history: Locations that start with Can
Words that start with Can
Idioms and phrases that start with Can
Can puns

@tretretre1111

3y↑105

@@cantchange901 Nothing wrong with perusing, browsing, skimming through, or even just a cursory glance at the thesaurus.

@dianadoraen7864

3y↑26

His history while making Rouge Gallery must be twice the length of equator.

@justkrieger8850

3y↑20

@@tretretre1111 I was expecting you using some can puns....but i guess you *can*T

@rihanm.sgoogleaccount4462

3y↑8

MI6 is currently wondering if they should ask the NHS to dispatch an ambulance to his house.

@SirConto

3y↑5

@@cantchange901 Even if he did, that doesn't mean he didn't look up those things. It's one thing to get a hundred words with can in it, it's another to make song lyrics out of them.

Anyway, in his song "amateur wordsmith" he outright says that "you'll often find him leafing through a damp thesaurus".

@miggy9942

3y↑2.1K

He flexes his vocabulary and his style of clothing. Only he can pull it off

@OxygenBeats

3y↑367

only he CAN do it

@ChestersonJack

3y↑59

Unfortunately, to me, every man can pull off that style of clothing... and ONLY that style of clothing. Why does it look good to me?!

@miggy9942

3y↑39

@@ChestersonJack not entirely sure. Probably you like those who are outgoing with their style

@TheStupendium

3y↑603

Can we not talk so much about pulling off my clothing? For one you might break the buttons!

@miggy9942

3y↑39

@@TheStupendium I agree with you. There is too many good things to say that if I typed it all my fingers would fall off

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@RandomCriticalRocket

9w↑17

Oh god… I fizzed everywhere..

@5ome5tranger

9w↑1

😧

@aoifesworld3420

9w↑3

NAHHHHH-

@maddoxgaming2575

5w↑1

WHAT

@Carma281

5w↑1

Rocket Fizzed

@itdefinitelyis

1y↑70

This has become my no. 1 comfort song. Anytime I get stressed or need a break or don't know what to listen to, I put this on repeat and I can feel the anxiety leaving my body. I know almost all the words at this point. Thank you for making this; honestly I don’t know what I would do without it

@stardust-reverie

3y↑2.1K

“say we’re crude you can never say we’re tasteless” is a CRIMINALLY underrated line

@apterixuwu

3y↑46

All of his lines are underrated tbh

@jsloanhpi

3y↑18

Agreed, one of the best. Dude drops a couple high-quality bon mots almost every time, this is one of them here for sure.

@kylerivera3470

3y↑7

@@apterixuwu Not all of them. Some of them get the recognition they deserve.

@michaelzhang9806

2y↑1

This is probably one of my favorite songs of his, I love it so much.

@Yokmakarok

What's the deal with comments like "[something] - is underrated line"!? Aren't we already here to appreciate all lines of the song? How do you even know what lines rated what in other's minds?

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@candycoated_rage6591

3y↑2K

This was advertised as a completely normal song and I was not disappointed! Totally not romantic and it’s a just song about soda pop :)

@TheStupendium

3y↑614

This person gets it!

@standardhuman8675

3y↑86

Not to mention that it SLAPS

@littlesounder1932

3y↑34

Completely normal song, it's just about soda!

@five_times_avy

3y↑19

You sound so ironic...?

@candycoated_rage6591

3y↑18

@@five_times_avy shh don’t reveal my secret

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@beeznutzz4680

42w↑43

I love this song an unhealthy amount, the can puns, the pansexual colours, the lyrics.. just everything about this is perfect.

@cherry414

28w

Pansexual + Cans = Can-sexual

@iloveweezer5725

1y↑46

ur a literal genius. A SONG ABOUT CANS ,INCLUDING THE LGBTQ COMMUNITY,BEEING RESPECTFULLY ABOUT SEXUALING CANS THATS ART DUDE I LOVE THIS SONG😭💕💕

@ebsolsbeerbottle3002

2y↑9.8K

This might sound dumb but this gives me gender

@TheStupendium

2y↑6.5K

That's why Gender is a fluid.

@junkratbobamain

2y↑721

@@TheStupendium nice one 😂

@Joseph-um6wz

2y↑786

@@TheStupendium I was already in (good) shock from the song, but this just adds carbonation.

@bambi6780

2y↑130

Honestly same

@happy_bread.

2y↑375

The gender has.. A cherry masculine taste.. Very carbonated.. It makes me feel like I can do anything

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@peterswagger2437

3y↑1.6K

This proves that Stupendium is so talented that he CAN make a song out of anything .

This was Soda-lightful.

@BipsAhoyBocolateBipBookies

3y↑28

The door is that way ->

@michaelzhang9806

2y↑5

Trash can not anymore.

@Garden_Blues

2y↑5

Dude the Stupendium is a pop singer

@Fruitykiwi111

1y↑59

Ok I’m ashamed that I enjoyed this as much as I did. At the same time though, is this on Spotify? (Also you’ve just earned a new subscriber)

@TheStupendium

1y↑30

Thank you! Yes it is! :D

@krystencabbage1032

20w↑8

"If you liked this song, get help" fair, but you don't gotta call me out like that

@theinfinium3247

3y↑2K

My name is permanently on this? I regret many life decisions, this is not one of them. Great song as always.

@Dr.-Stoat

3y↑28

Wait, 1 day ago?????

@scpbongocat6853

3y↑31

WAIT TIME TRAVELER

@lukiklepsa6218

3y↑18

Early access that is why.

@inkycreator41

3y↑4

H- how just gow

@scpbongocat6853

3y↑5

@@lukiklepsa6218 i know its called a joke

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@unrestrainedclown2808

3y↑832

why is it that a song about sexualizing soft drinks is better than half the stuff on the radio

@egg_mittens

3y↑89

Cuz sexualizing soft drinks is so much less uncomfortable than the constant sexualization of humans in songs on the radio.

@bethanydavis9023

3y↑15

Person_4 summed it up great. The radio has long since become a scess pool + some sorta decent stations and bops when it comes to music

@bronsonbeagle6834

3y↑3

Yep it is

@300IQPrower

3y↑7

As someone who works retail i can assure you it’s all the stuff on the radio.

@TextualDeviant

3y↑2

Because of shitty copyright laws.

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@Dirt_Mann

22w↑67

My 62 year old dad absolutely loves this song and thinks of it as a s*x song about men and women. And whenever and I mean EVERY SINGLE TIME, I try and explain to him that this song is about a game where you sexualize cans he just brushes it off and calls me an idiot-

@sovietspy8661

22w↑12

Art can have many interpretations.

@Mr._inconsistent

22w↑5

Show her the game and tell us how it goes

(Edit typo)

@thomasguay4157

16w↑4

@@Mr._inconsistent her?

@WinterFrost_MimikyuLiker

@@Mr._inconsistenther?

@climaxel

@@Mr._inconsistent her?

@Acorn905

12w↑8

Kind of random but i keep thinking of "Cabinet man" when listening to this song. The story of Cabinet man is that there's a man who get's stuck in an arcade video game and with this i imagine a man who got stuck in a vending machine and who makes concoction and drinks for people while hiding in the machine.

@gstarlight6269

1y↑2.3K

Yesterday i found this song on Spotify. I never noticed it was a song about sexualized cans...holy hell. I love this.

@Nikowo1610

1y↑141

What did you think it was then, just a normal song about soda cans???

@Theonea883

50w↑9

Me too, 🤣🤣 o good person

@Theonea883

50w↑39

@@Nikowo1610 YES, I'm am very dense

@Nikowo1610

50w↑11

@@Theonea883 honestly yeah, valid

@limesandlemons1367

48w↑51

@@Theonea883 you really took the "this is a song about soft drinks and nothing else" to heart huh 😭😭

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@theeswinkler4998

2y↑2.5K

Love the subtle message about the LGBTQ+ Community in the middle. The song is a slap, I love the vocals of the chorus so much

@xxashton_shadowzxx1688

2y↑107

Plus if you look real close, the cans floating around in the background are the pansexual colors

@ItsMrOutLaw

@@xxashton_shadowzxx1688 I thought they were just coloured cans

@trashcan1432

@@xxashton_shadowzxx1688 pansexual more like cansexual

@glitterplatter

2y↑1

2:05

@theresaprice6291

We all are cansexual.

@mattysones

9w↑9

If you look up "banger" in the dictionary, this song is listed

@egoren7149

37w↑24

idk how to explain, but the way you sing this and the way you present yourself in this video and just everything? Gender.
I am obsessed

@Br4x

3y↑479

“Call us crude, you can never say we’re tasteless.”

This man. is a GODDAMN. LYRICAL. GENIUS!!

@RiixxMC

3y↑6

I don't get it. Maybe cause english isn't ma first language

@archedkraken3119

3y↑31

@RiixxMC

3y↑10

@@archedkraken3119 thank you so much! :)

@RFXN_Emulator

3y↑2

Technically, soft drinks "can" be flavourless...

LaCroix

@ShadowfireReality

3y↑399

Therapist: Pimpendium isn't real. He can't hurt you.

Pimpendium:

@Patch778

3y↑13

It is real, the prohecy.

@dannynewhouse9354

3y↑17

I trust Pimpendium, he looks like wholesome Ron Jeremy

@tallman5638

3y↑5

PIMPENDIUM *dies from aphyxeation

@zerothedrunkard6590

3y↑7

YOU BASTARD
I BURST OUT LAUGHING IN CLASS
TAKE MY LIKE AND THINK ABOUT THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS

@catkingwumpus1370

The only pimp you can trust

@anyawuu2

30w↑13

this song came on my playlist while i was drinking a can of soda and i don't know if that made listening to this better or worse

@kaizica1813

1y↑55

@staticonthetelevision8133

2y↑2.5K

As a panromanic asexual I was shocked and beyond ecstatic to hear my romantic and lack of sexual identity being mentioned!! This truly made my day and made you guys be put very high up on my favorite song artists. Besides that, it's very catchy and I'm glad it became a trend or otherwise I would of never heard this, I wish you and your wonderful team a great day!! ^^

@yeanofullname4283

2y↑80

As a Demisexual, I was ecstatic. Most people say that it isn't even a valid sexuality and to here him include it? I screamed.

@jacobkiser165

2y↑3

I don't care

@alastortheradiodemon8423

2y↑67

@@jacobkiser165 absolutely no one asked

@staticonthetelevision8133

2y↑35

@@yeanofullname4283 You are absolutely valid, don't ever doubt it, k?

@yeanofullname4283

2y↑12

@@staticonthetelevision8133 okay. Thank you

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@atistaldi7140

3y↑722

Now I'm just amused by the idea of them doing all this dancing in an empty, silent room in front of a green screen

@TheStupendium

3y↑317

No green screen on this video! ;)

@axolotl5477

3y↑68

i cant imagine how many times you must have cracked up while recording

@Nalimias

3y↑86

@@TheStupendium ah, now it makes sense: the infinite white can-filled void is obviously the Matrix!

@Asupreme

3y↑33

@@TheStupendium NO GREEN SCREEN?! That's way too impressive..!

@ggs27

3y↑23

@@TheStupendium You had cans floating? Now THAT would be impressive

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@JimMulvaney

1y↑37

I loved this game. I S-tiered everyone of those flirty cans with a big smile on my face the whole time and this music video during the credits was the greatest reward anyone could ask for. I have lost count how many times I have watched it and I can say with the utmost confidence that I am most definitely a Can-Sexual.

@Chris-ki3jd

34w↑6

Now this. is a kind of ad i would never skip

@zoneanomaly4780

3y↑688

I think Stupendium is the only person who can say he's made a song around the subject of falling in love with cans

@checkerhat327

3y↑15

I'd argue with that but I don't think I can.

@zoneanomaly4780

3y↑12

@@checkerhat327 It's hard to be cantankerous about it

@glitchmaker010

3y↑11

Well, i decided to check OnlyCans once and chest on diet a bit.

And then I pick a can and noticed it was a diet one, 15 Kcal

Anyway, I'm locked up now :/

@elohimcabrera

3y↑3

@blarg2429

3y↑2

@@elohimcabrera I don't know why I'm surprised that that's a thing.

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@nininyoko13

3y↑447

"What's your favorite song?"
"It's... complicated. But awesome."

@HaganeNoGijutsushi

2y↑9

Me, explaining some of my favourite YouTube songs to my grandkids:

"At the time we used to play Minecraft, and someone who did made this song about being a dwarf that digs holes. There was one about Yoda from Star Wars ranting about being attacked by seagulls. And of course the sexy innuendo rap about soft drinks."
"Sure, grandpa. Now take your meds."

@nininyoko13

2y↑1

@@HaganeNoGijutsushi I love it XDD

@very_much

1y↑21

This song has unironically become one of my comfort songs and I don't know how to feel about that

@malbogia8003

1y↑16

This may just be the most lyrically clever song I've ever heard

@DJFlare84

3y↑1.1K

"So if you think we're just some obscene cannery, all our cans are over 18... CALORIES!" - UNDERRATED LINE.

@egg_mittens

3y↑54

So many times I was like "this is actually just a dirty jo- oh. No. It's still about cans."

@bronsonbeagle6834

3y↑10

He is amazing

@cobalt1882

3y↑30

maybe underrated, but not underage

@alexs5814

3y↑11

@@cobalt1882 I like my wine like i love my women. Over a hundred and cooling in my basement.

@septicaemia5699

2y↑4

@@alexs5814 I like my wine like I like my women.

I don't

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@raccoonswilleatyourchildre2646

3y↑603

“...if you’re ace, demi, pan...” please you have no idea how happy this made me
i’m demi and we get NO REP :<

@daniellecollins8257

2y↑27

I'm ace and I felt the exact same. I feel very seen. By this very very odd song

@catbatrat1760

2y↑27

@@daniellecollins8257 Right? I didn't expect ace rep from a song about "how many lewd sexual innuendos can I make while pretending I'm just talking about soda"

@waffleauflauf4213

2y↑2

Same! Was not expecting ace rep, so I was pleasantly surprised lol

@damnedweeblet928

1y↑26

It's been 2 damn year and i'm still amazed by this masterpiece

@AnonymousAnimator2

27w↑11

Such vo-can-ulary.

@minecraftegg3607

3y↑489

"I'm very sorry you had to see that"
"If you enjoyed the song, please get help"

Never have I heard such lies

@imbaconplate8872

3y↑848

Am i the only one who wants to hear him make a song for Papers please?

@robertrucker9210

3y↑30

Yes this NEEDS to happen

@Asupreme

3y↑28

That would be really, really interesting. Especially considering the sad undertones the game has!

@honque545

3y↑3

That would be amazing

@mmgmagic

3y↑14

Me too! If there's anyone who can make a great original song about corruption, the economy and patrotism then it's good ol' Stupendium!

@countshrubula5997

3y↑12

He liked your comment. Prepare for wishes to come true.

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@zanderclark1461

40w↑8

This feels sort of like a commercial for a little bit but without any specific branding for a soda, just the generic idea of soda, and It's a little uncanny and I like it.

@alpharadium

1y↑27

I listen to this song almost every day and I’m still not tired of it, but again, I never get tired of Stupes’ songs…

@rustage

3y↑7.9K

this is one of the most incredible things i have ever seen in my life

@TheStupendium

3y↑1K

Awh, jeez! Thanks Rusty! <3

@TheSGL

3y↑103

Only, if he Can agree with it.

@cheese3996

3y↑57

@@TheSGL is that pun intentional?

@yesimrealhuman4245

3y↑31

i recommend you play the actual game, can i dare to say it every second is a wallpaper can-tendar

@robertrucker9210

3y↑21

Is there hope for a collab between Rustage and stupendium

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@Reddazrael

3y↑367

"If you enjoyed the song, please get help."

I'm afraid there's no cure for good taste.

@josuebarreragonzalez5627

3y↑6

you sure can*'t!!

@Patch778

3y↑3

If you make one more pun I will sh*tCAN you

Wait...crap

@Patch778

3y↑3

@@josuebarreragonzalez5627 it's a joke, don't be mad

@josuebarreragonzalez5627

3y↑2

@@Patch778 i know i was just joking or CAN't i?

@Patch778

3y↑2

@@josuebarreragonzalez5627 Yes, you CAN (That was cheap)

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@blakhawk2265

35w↑19

Had a friend show me this out of nowhere a day ago. This is way better than I expected it to be and I now have new music to listen to. Thanks for making a song about JUST SODA AND NOTHING ELSE so good.

@anotherlegendarysaiyan4171

13w↑2

"So are you a multi-pack can or are you single ?" the bar of the century

@fp_ami1556

2y↑1.6K

Stupendium casually being LGBT positive is what i absolutely adore

@ahmedferas8333

2y↑65

Now it's LGBTC+

@glitchking2801

2y↑1

@@Victor_Graves the C is for cansexual

@ILovePanta123

2y↑147

@@ahmedferas8333 Lesbian, Bi, Gay, Trans, C A N

@L_Oeuf

2y↑40

And now we know their non binary!

@ILovePanta123

2y↑9

@@L_Oeuf Wait, really??

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@ComicalRealm

3y↑917

I have a feeling OnlyCans is going to turn into a massive meme within the next couple of months

@watrfall3642

3y↑30

Meme? I think you mean most popular website

@phahlastname8321

3y↑22

We can say we where the first

@diamondshadow7999

3y↑5

Agreed

@theemperorcat9832

3y↑8

Damn those cans look HOT

@standardhuman8675

3y↑5

Yes. The future is bright.

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@OxyOxspring

41w↑8

Two years later and no-one has topped this present for me, I don't think they ever will.
Love you lots, friend <3

@uhoh6166

1y↑13

quite literally the best stupendium song

@emperorkiron3470

3y↑367

Pimp Stupendium isn't real, he can't hurt you.
Pimp Stupendium:

@thepic4032

3y↑16

Pimp Stupendium's presence is a slap to the face and I thank him for it.

@ChestersonJack

3y↑5

I’d let him be my pimp

@cellohowslife5817

3y↑14

Stupimpdium

@landonadams9935

3y↑5

Bold of you to assume The Stupendium isn’t a pimp

@cartoonmaster2401

Ofmg🤣

@wakipaki7381

3y↑543

You know, sometimes people ask "Is Parody Art?"
And then we see a song about an adult dating sim about soda.
And I think the only true reply is "It Can Be."

@foxxo_3584

3y↑28

It Only-can be

@snifflesthetissuebox

3y↑13

It CAN be

@Mark73

2y↑2

Stupes doesn't do parodies. He does homages.

@friedbeanz3953

2y↑1

@@Mark73 why CAN't he do both

@ostranenic

1y↑17

3:19 (keeping for myself)

@camion__

17w↑1

thats not very halal of you

@jaradsmethers3601

13w↑7

I've not been feeling great this put a smile on my face :D

@AgabeGames

3y↑589

"We can semi-guarantee that we won't be banned" is my favorite line.

@snowyforest6058

3y↑356

Stupendium can literally make a song about anything and make it good. Like, just give him a piece of a brick wall and he can make a song about crumbling society or something.