Good Ass Job
Kanye West feat. Rhymefest & Mikkey Halsted Lyrics

That nigga Mikkey kanye y'all know
We are introducing Mikkey and Kanye as the artists of this song.

Man I was sick of them
I was tired and annoyed by

Bill collectors callin' my crib
People trying to collect money calling my house

And the filthy ass roaches tryin'
And the disgusting cockroaches attempting

To crawl in my shit
To crawl into my belongings

(all in a nigga's cereal) before I flip
(getting into a person's cereal) before I lose control

Nigga had to keep callin' them tricks
I had to keep calling those women

See I spit now, now these hoes all on my dick
Now that I'm a rapper, these women are all attracted to me

(oh you're a rapper?)
(oh, you're a rapper?)

Like 'Mikkey won't you take me out?'
Saying 'Mikkey, won't you take me on a date?'

Chick please
Girl, please

It takes more than a rat to get cheese
It takes more than just being a rapper to make money

You can lick deez, I worked hard to get G's
You can suck my genitals, I worked hard to earn money

You can strip tease
You can perform a striptease

That's too freaky? Well bitch leave!
If that's too strange for you, then leave!

I'm a cheap nigga
I am a frugal person

Keep my money discreet nigga
I keep my money hidden, my friend

Cause chickens keep talkin' in
Because women keep gossiping

The streets nigga so I keep itchy
In the streets, my friend, so I stay alert and ready

With a clip that'll spit fifty
Equipped with ammunition that will fire fifty shots

Make fifty million spittin' over
Earn fifty million dollars by rapping over

Beats nigga please nigga
Instrumental tracks, my friend. Please, my friend.

I just got a good ass job
I have recently obtained a great job

The pay is good but the work is too hard
The salary is high, but the tasks are too difficult

And I don't want to work anymore
And I no longer desire to work

So I won't stop till I reach the top
So I will persist until I achieve success

Now I just bought a brand new car
I have recently purchased a brand new car

GS4 but the notes is too high
It is a GS4 model, but the monthly payments are too costly

So I'm gonna hit the club and pull some hoes
So I will go to the club and attract some women

Before they re-possess my ride
Before they take my car back due to non-payment

Nigga please you work for UPS
Dude, please, you are employed by UPS

I work for Mickey D's
I am employed by McDonald's

I plotted on stickin' niggas for
I planned on robbing individuals for

At least fifty G's
Approximately fifty thousand dollars

Run up in they crib for the safe and the keys
Invade their house to steal their safe and car keys

Y'all ain't safe around me
You are not secure in my presence

We done made wild stacks
We have earned a significant amount of money

Made it to Cadillacs
Purchased Cadillac vehicles

And still get pulled over
And yet, we still get stopped by the police

For 'drivin' while black
Due to racial profiling while driving

While back bill collectors call
Some time ago, bill collectors called

We ain't answer ('He ain't here')
We did not answer (saying 'He is not here')

Light company will have to come
The electric company will need to come

And blow out our candles
And turn off our electricity

Now you know I got's to
Now you know I have to

Take a plane to Jamaica
Travel by plane to Jamaica

I dream cash like Sega
I have extravagant dreams about money like Sega

We workin' with some paper
We are working with a significant amount of money

This spins a lot different from
This lifestyle is very different compared to

The Cutlass I was whippin'
The Oldsmobile Cutlass I used to drive

Y'all niggas still trippin'
You guys are still overreacting

Got beef? Pop the clip in
If you have a problem, load your gun

Only a bitch would worry about his obituary
Only a coward would be concerned about his own death notice

Don't worry I got something that'll get
Do not worry, I possess something that will

You very close to that
Bring you perilously close to death

Burn tracks, I ain't suppose to rap
Make amazing music, it is not expected of me to rap

Niggas told me that
People advised me that

Now bitch kiss my plaques, c'mon
Now, girl, admire my awards, come on

I used to work at Steak N'
I used to be employed at Steak N'

Shake 30 hours a week
Shake 30 hours per week at the restaurant

Niggas ain't even supervisors
People who aren't even in supervisory roles

Tryin' to act like they chief
Attempting to act as if they are in charge

Talkin' bout 'Get them fries now
Saying 'Fetch the fries now

Turn the meat' soundin' like a bitch
Flip the meat' with a feminine tone

Hit him in his mouth then quit
Punch him in the face and then quit the job

Try to picture this a king on a slave ship
Imagine a powerful figure on a ship full of slaves

Workin' the grave shift and
Working the night shift and

Ain't even made shit
Not even making much money

Tell my crooked ass uncle put
Instruct my dishonest uncle to apply

Me up on the lip?
For a position at the restaurant?

Drop grease, then slip, get insurance
Spill grease, then pretend to slip to claim insurance

Take trips nigga what? Set it up
Go on vacations, my friend. Arrange it.

Get with shorty in the front
Get together with a lady at the front

I've been skimmin' off the register
I have been stealing money from the cash register

'Now Che' 'Shut the fuck up and do it my way'
'Now, listen, Che' 'Be quiet and follow my instructions'

Don't get caught on camera on your off day
Do not get caught on surveillance cameras on your day off

Like Ice Cube on Friday
Similar to Ice Cube's character in the movie 'Friday'

If I worked in the mall
If I were employed in a shopping mall

I be sellin' Coogis out the back
I would be selling Coogi clothing from the back

Got a gig at Blockbuster sellin'
Have a job at Blockbuster selling

Movies out my 'Lac any job that I'm at
Movies out of my Cadillac. Any job that I'm working at

I'm gettin' goofys for they stacks
I am tricking naive individuals for their money

If the supervisor comes
If the manager arrives

Nigga be cool and relax
Man, stay calm and be at ease

Y'all be workin' hard, I be hardly workin'
You guys are working diligently, while I barely work

And even though our check small
And even though our paycheck is small

Our pockets hardly hurtin'
Our pockets are not greatly affected

If I was a DJ it wouldn't take me long
If I were a DJ, I would quickly

Before drug dealers paid me to
Before drug dealers would compensate me to

Play they wack ass songs c'mon
Play their terrible songs, come on