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Kap G Lyrics

Magic City on a Monday
I'm at the strip club on a Monday

Yeezys on like I'm Kanye
I'm wearing Yeezys like Kanye West

Pull up on her on the runway
I'm picking her up like a plane on the runway

Polo jammies, yeah, I'm comfy
I'm wearing comfortable Polo pajamas

Niggas runnin' with the fengshui
My crew is all about positive energy and good vibes

Linen suit on a Sunday
I'm wearing a linen suit on a Sunday

Think I hit her on a Wednesday
I probably hooked up with her on a Wednesday

That ain't what I call a hump day
For me, Wednesday is not just a regular hump day

Swear that pussy felt like Yoplay
I'm saying her private parts feel really good

I'm a rockstar, word to Cobain
I'm living like a rockstar, like Kurt Cobain did

Keep the bands like I'm Coldplay
I keep the money coming in like the band Coldplay

I've been ballin' on them just like Coke K
I'm balling like Coke K (Kevin Durant)

The police still stuck in their old ways
The police are still doing things in old, outdated ways

They gon' get off like they OJ
They're going to get off the hook like OJ Simpson did

Y'all just actin' like it's okay
You all are pretending like everything is okay, when it's not

Stuntin' like my daddy O'Shea
I'm showing off like my father, O'Shea Jackson (Ice Cube)

I'm dripped up in all this Dolce (designer)
I'm wearing a lot of Dolce & Gabbana clothing

I've been still out like a probay (designer)
I'm still wearing designer clothes like a probationary member

Rule number one: yeah, they gon' hate (let 'em hate)
I know people are going to hate on me, but I ignore them

Water top tees up in Norway
I have designer t-shirts even in Norway

I'm eating good fuck a cold plate
I'm eating really well, not just a simple cold plate meal

And my vato got them low rings (yeah)
My friend has lowrider-style cars

Ive got two chicks who go both ways (yeah)
I have two women who are bisexual

After I fuck, buenas noches
I'm saying goodnight to her after we've had sex

I do not care what your friends say
I don't care what her friends say or think of me

Quit all that blockin', Dikembe
Stop playing hard to get, like basketball player Dikembe Mutombo blocking shots

Me and my bae the new Kimye
My significant other and I are like the new Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

And I feel like the GOAT like I'm MJ
I feel like the greatest of all time, like Michael Jordan

Drippin' in sauce, I'm the sensei
I have a lot of style and flair, like a sensei in martial arts

I get a hundred dollar temp fade
I pay a hundred dollars for a temporary haircut

I'm a magic with the shrimp steak
I'm really good at preparing shrimp steak

Baby, take that address where your friends stay
Come with me to your friend's house

Last year I ain't had shit
Last year I didn't have anything, now I do

This year I'm gettin' mad rich
This year I'm becoming really wealthy

I want the arroz with the catfish (woo)
I want the rice dish with catfish

Hit my DM, just don't catfish (for real)
Send me a message, but don't lie about who you are

I just wanna date an actress
I want to date a female actress

I'ma beat it like I'm Cassius
I'm going to have sex with her like Cassius Clay (Muhammad Ali) would

Put the playboy bunny, way more money
I put the Playboy bunny (logo) on everything, because I have a lot of money

David Blaine with the hat tricks (Kap G)
I'm really good at magic tricks, like David Blaine

I just might throw out your rings, she wanna stay at the pent', yeah
I might throw away her engagement/wedding rings, because she wants to stay at a luxurious penthouse

I wanna truck with the brakes, I got the gas and it stinks, yeah
I want a big truck with powerful brakes, because I have a lot of gas (money) and it's 'stinking' (making me rich)

Hit the hoes at the same time, I had them yelling out, 'Jinx,' yeah
I'm hooking up with multiple women at the same time, and they're saying 'jinx' (a way of playfully acknowledging two people saying the same thing)

If Donald Trump go build the fence, we gon' get that and fend, yeah
If Donald Trump builds a wall/fence, we'll find a way to get around it or make money from it

Real niggas gettin' the sting, rest in peace to that boy Chinx, yeah (RIP)
Real guys are getting the money, a tribute to the late rapper Chinx Drugz

My sauce drippin' like a scene, I got her sippin' the drink, yeah (drippin')
My style and charisma is dripping like a movie scene, and I have her drinking with me

She tatted with all the ink, she naked under that mink, yeah (woo)
She's covered in tattoos, and she's wearing a fur coat with no clothes underneath

Soon as we get to the crib, I'ma slid over them pinks, yeah (Kap G)
As soon as we get back to my place, I'm going to have sex with her (referring to pink underwear)

Magic City on a Monday
I'm at the strip club on a Monday

Yeezys on like I'm Kanye
I'm wearing Yeezys like Kanye West

Pull up on her on the runway
I'm picking her up like a plane on the runway

Polo jammies, yeah, I'm comfy
I'm wearing comfortable Polo pajamas

Niggas runnin' with the fengshui
My crew is all about positive energy and good vibes

Linen suit on a Sunday
I'm wearing a linen suit on a Sunday

Think I hit her on a Wednesday
I probably hooked up with her on a Wednesday

That ain't what I call a hump day
For me, Wednesday is not just a regular hump day