Doobie In My Pocket
Keller Williams Lyrics

Doobie
Referring to a marijuana joint.

I just remembered
Realizing that there is a joint in the pocket.

There′s a doobie in my pocket
Stating the presence of a joint in the pocket.

In my shirt
The joint is hidden in the pocket of the shirt I am wearing.

In my suitcase
Originally believed the joint was in the suitcase.

As I'm standing in line to check into my flight
In line at the airport, contemplating whether to remove the joint from my pocket.

And I′m trying to decide if I should get out of line
Considering leaving the line to remove the joint from my pocket.

But the line is really long
The queue to check-in is lengthy, making the decision more difficult.

And I start thinking about this song
Thoughts about the song itself distract from the decision.

And about the hippie at the festival
Recalling a previous encounter with a hippie who gave me the joint.

That gave me the doobie
The hippie gifted me the joint.

That is in my pocket in my shirt
The joint is currently hidden in my shirt pocket.

That's in my suitcase
Erroneously thought the joint was stored in the suitcase.

That I'm planning on checking
Intended to check the suitcase at the airport.

To my final destination
The suitcase is supposed to arrive at the intended festival destination.

Which is another festival
The destination is another festival event.

With hippies and more doobies
Expecting to encounter more hippies and marijuana joints at the festival.

So I,
Considering the joint in my possession.

Don′t really need
Realizing that I don't necessarily require the joint.

The one that is in the pocket
Specifically referring to the joint hidden in the pocket.

Of my shirt in my suitcase
Emphasizing where the joint is located, not in the suitcase as previously believed.

And I wonder if they′ll find it
Speculating whether the airport security will discover the joint during the baggage check.

And I wonder what they'll do
Curious about the course of action the security personnel might take.

Depending on their mood
Considering that the decision may vary depending on the mood of the security personnel.

They could put it in their pocket
They might choose to keep the joint for themselves.

Of their TSA shirt
Referring to the pocket of the security officer's uniform shirt.

Or maybe they′re disgruntled
Hypothetically suggesting that if the security personnel are unhappy, they may handle the joint differently.

And just spark it where they stand (cough. chough... chough)
Humorously implying that the security personnel might discreetly smoke the joint on the spot.

Or maybe they will give it to their friend Steve the Cop
Considering the possibility that the security personnel may pass the joint to their colleague, Steve the Cop.

Who will put it in his pocket
Steve the Cop would likely keep the joint for himself.

And give it to the Rasta
Steve the Cop would probably deliver the joint to a Rastafarian individual.

Who works at the Starbucks
The Rastafarian individual is employed at a Starbucks coffee shop.

At gate 39
The specific location of the Starbucks within the airport.

In hoping of continuning of receiving
Anticipating the continuation of receiving special treatment.

His free triple tall americana shots on top
Expecting to receive complimentary triple tall Americano coffee with extra foam.

That he desperately needs
Emphasizing the Rastafarian's strong desire for the free coffees.

The extra caffene
Referring to the additional caffeine content in the coffee drinks received.

So that he can walk his miles and miles of luggage
The caffeine helps the Rastafarian handle the task of transporting numerous bags of passenger luggage.

With his female German Shepard
Accompanied by his female German Shepherd dog.

That he named Eva Braun
The Rastafarian has named his dog Eva Braun, possibly as a reference to a historical figure or as a satirical joke.

For the David Langley song
The dog's name may be associated with a song by David Langley or related to it in some way.

Or at least the song that Langley does
Acknowledging uncertainty about the songwriter and the specific song reference.

I'm not really sure
Admitting uncertainty about the details of the song and its connection.

If David Langley wrote it
Expressing doubt about whether David Langley is indeed the songwriter.

But one thing′s is true
Despite the uncertainty, there's a particular point to be emphasized.

Steve the Cop he likes it
Steve the Cop enjoys the song or appreciates its message.

Or maybe he will simply throw the doobie in the trash
Considering the possibility that the security personnel may discard the joint by throwing it away.

To avoid all the paperwork
Suggesting that disposing of the joint would be an easier option for the security personnel to avoid bureaucratic procedures.

Complete pain in the ass
Characterizing the paperwork and related tasks as frustrating and burdensome.

And this is what is going through my brain
Describing the thoughts and considerations occupying the mind.

As I exit the plane
After disembarking from the aircraft.

And walk to baggage claim
Heading towards the area where baggage is collected.

And pray for a key change
Hoping for a positive change in circumstances or luck.

But the suitcase never came
The suitcase with the joint did not arrive as expected.

And I start to go insane
Feeling mentally and emotionally overwhelmed, possibly due to the situation.

As I pace around with visions of Guantanamo Bay
Anxious and restless, with distressing thoughts about the possibility of being detained or facing trouble with the law.

No need to drool, man
Reassuring oneself not to worry excessively.

Everything is cool
Affirming that everything is fine and under control.

They found my suitcase on the way to Istanbul
Relieved to discover that the suitcase has been located during transit to Istanbul.

And they got it just in time
Expressing relief that the suitcase was retrieved promptly.

Put it on the next flight
Arranging for the suitcase to be transported on the subsequent flight.

Everything's ok
Reiterating that the situation has been resolved and there are no further concerns.

I should be seeing it the next day
Having the expectation that the suitcase will be delivered by the following day.

But once again it never came
However, the suitcase did not arrive as anticipated.

And once again I go insane
Experiencing renewed distress and frustration, feeling mentally overwhelmed.

Because it′s time to go
Feeling pressed for time and needing to leave.

And like an hour to the show
Having only an hour remaining until the scheduled performance.

Without any traffic
Assuming there won't be any congestion or delays on the road.

That I did not leave in time for
Regretting not departing earlier to account for potential complications.

Now I've got road rage
Feeling anger and frustration due to the stress of being late.

'Cus it′s my turn on the stage
Feeling the pressure and responsibility of being the next performer.

And I cannot deny
Admitting that there is a particular reality or situation that cannot be ignored.

The sharp pain behind my eye
Experiencing a throbbing or intense headache.

And I have to stop and smile
Forcing oneself to pause and put on a cheerful demeanor.

Because I suddenly realize...
Having a sudden epiphany or understanding.

That I′m wearing the shirt
Realizing that the joint was never in the suitcase, but it's actually in the shirt pocket I am wearing.

With the doobie in my pocket
Confirming that the joint has been with me the entire time, hidden in the pocket of the shirt.

I was never in my suitcase
Reflecting on the misconception and acknowledging that the joint was never stored in the suitcase.

I was wearing it the whole time
Realizing that the joint has been in my possession all along because it was in the pocket of the shirt I was wearing.