Get Your Biscuits in the Oven & Your Buns in the Bed
Kinky Friedman gelesen von Wiglaf Droste Lyrics

You uppity women I dont understand
I am unable to comprehend women who behave in a haughty manner

Why you gotta go and try to act like a man,
Why do you feel the need to behave like a man?

But before you make your weekly visit to the shrink
Prior to your regular appointment with your therapist

Youd better occupy the kitchen, liberate the sink.
You should spend your time cooking and cleaning the kitchen

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
Put food to bake in the oven and go to bed

Thats what I to my baby said,
That's what I told my partner

Womens liberation is a-going to your head,
The concept of women's liberation is clouding your judgment

Early every morning youre out on the street
You are on the street every morning

Passing out pamphlets to everyone you meet.
Handing out informational leaflets to every person you come across

You gave up your maiden form for lent
You abandoned your feminine shape

And now the front of your dress has an air scoop vent.
Now there is an opening in the front of your dress

Every single brakeman thats ever come along
Every train brakeman in history

Had a little woman always tellin him that hes wrong.
Has always been nagged by a woman

Eve said to adam, heres an apple you horse
Eve offered Adam an apple and called him a derogatory name

And delilah defoliated samsons moss.
Delilah emasculated Samson

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
Put food to bake in the oven and go to bed

Thats what I to my baby said,
That's what I told my partner

Womens liberation is a-going to your head,
The concept of women's liberation is clouding your judgment

Mean-hearted harpies are breaking all the laws
Vindictive and spiteful women are breaking societal norms

Tearing up their girdles and a-burning up their bras,
Destroying their undergarments and burning their bras in protest

Now the air is dirty and the sex is clean
The air is polluted, but society's attitudes towards sex have become more liberal

And your coffee makes my hair turn green.
Your coffee is so bad that it makes me nauseous

So damn emancipated in your mind and your body,
You are excessively liberated in both your body and mind

Gonna have to cancel all your lessons in karate.
You won't be needing your karate lessons anymore

If you cant love a male chauvinist
If you cannot love a man who is a chauvinist

Youd better cross me off your shopping list.
You should remove me from your list of potential partners