Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed
Kinky Friedman gelesen von Wiglaf Droste Lyrics

You uppity women I don't understand
I'm having difficulty comprehending your behavior, you high and mighty women

Why you gotta go and try to act like a man,
Why are you attempting to emulate men?

But before you make your weekly visit to the shrink
Before you head to therapy

You'd better occupy the kitchen, liberate the sink.
It's advisable that you put your efforts into cooking and cleaning

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
Focus on baking and sexual activities

That's what I to my baby said,
That's the advice I gave to my lover

Women's liberation is a-going to your head,
You're getting carried away with women's rights and freedoms

Early every morning you're out on the street
You're out distributing literature every morning

Passing out pamphlets to everyone you meet.
Handing out brochures to anyone you come across

You gave up your Maiden Form for Lent
You've given up your Maidenform brand undergarments

And now the front of your dress has an air scoop vent.
Now the front of your dress has a cut-out for ventilation

Every single brakeman that's ever come along
Every train conductor I've met

Had a little woman always tellin' him that he's wrong.
Has had a woman nagging him constantly

Eve said to Adam, Here's an apple you horse
Eve offered Adam an apple and called him a name

And Delilah defoliated Samson's moss.
Delilah cut Samson's hair

Mean-hearted harpies are breaking all the laws
Nasty women are defying all the rules

Tearing up their girdles and a-burning up their bras,
Ripping apart their undergarments and burning their bras

Now the air is dirty and the sex is clean
The atmosphere is polluted and sex is the only pure thing left

And your coffee makes my hair turn green.
Your coffee is awful

So damn emancipated in your mind and your body,
You're very liberated in your thoughts and body

Gonna have to cancel all your lessons in karate.
You'll have to give up your karate classes

If you can't love a male chauvinist
If you can't appreciate a male who believes in traditional gender roles

You'd better cross me off your shopping list.
You should forget about pursuing me as a partner

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
Focus on baking and sexual activities

That's what I to my baby said,
That's the advice I gave to my lover

Women's liberation is a-going to your head,
You're getting carried away with women's rights and freedoms