England 2 Colombia 0
Kirsty MacColl Lyrics


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Oh you shouldn't have kissed me and got me so excited
And when you asked me out I really was delighted
So we went to a pub in Belsize Park
And we cheered on England as the sky grew dark
Oh you shouldn't have kissed me cause you started a fire
But then I found out that you're a serial liar

You lied about your status
You lied about your life
You never mentioned your three children
And the fact you have a wife
Now it's England 2 Colombia 0
And I know just how those Colombians feel

If you hadn't passed out while I was talking to your friend
It could have really ended badly cause you very nearly had me
If he hadn't taken pity on my heart full of desire
I might never have found out you're a serial liar

You lied about your status
You lied about your life
You forgot you have three children
You forgot you have a wife
Now it's England 2 Colombia 0
And I know just how those Colombians feel

It is not in my nature to ever pick the winning team
Sometimes I think I'm happy then I remember it's a dream
Now it isn't in my nature to ever pick a winner
I always pick a bastard who would have me for his dinner

I can never possess the object of my desire
Cause he's bound to turn out to be a serial liar
OK I didn't mention my kids, I thought I'd wait a bit
But I am free and single and he's a lying git

Cause he lied about his status
He lied about his life
He forgot he had three children
He forgot he had a wife
And it's England 2 Colombia 0
I know just how those Colombians feel

So I got into a taxi and sobbed all the way home
Called my friend up in Sao Paulo and cried down the phone
I played some tragic music and I lay down to die
But later I woke and I hadn't stopped crying

You should never have kissed me, you tasted of deceit
Your perfume was Adultery but I'm not a piece of meat
So I'll be the one that you couldn't acquire
I found out in time you're a serial liar

You lied about your status
You lied about your life
And I pity your three children
And I pity your poor wife
Now you can go to Hell




I'm going to Brazil
Still it's England 2 Colombia 0

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Kirsty MacColl’s song England 2 Colombia 0 describe the aftermath of a date with a man who turns out to be a married man with children who lied about his status and life. The song describes how the singer felt deceived, angry, and emotional after finding out the truth about her date. Despite being hurt, she takes ownership of the situation and decides to move on with her life, leaving the lying man behind. The final lines of the song reflect the score of a football match between England and Colombia, creating an allegory for the singer's situation, emphasizing the idea that she won the game by leaving the man behind.


The lyrics of England 2 Colombia 0 reflect the complexity of relationships and how people can be deceived by others, leading them to feel hurt and angry. The song’s repetition of the score, England 2 Colombia 0, highlights the emotional aspect of coming out on top after being deceived, turning the victory of a football match into a victory of self-respect and dignity. However, despite being hurt, the lyrics of the song illuminate a sense of empowerment, reassuring the listener that it is possible to overcome deceit and move on with life.


Line by Line Meaning

Oh you shouldn't have kissed me and got me so excited
You shouldn't have kissed me if you were going to deceive me


And when you asked me out I really was delighted
I was really excited when you asked me out


So we went to a pub in Belsize Park
We went to a pub in Belsize Park


And we cheered on England as the sky grew dark
We cheered for England as it got dark outside


Oh you shouldn't have kissed me cause you started a fire
Your kiss ignited something in me, which was not fair


But then I found out that you're a serial liar
But I found out that you're someone who lies all the time


You lied about your status
You didn't tell me the truth about your social standing


You lied about your life
You didn't tell me the truth about your life


You never mentioned your three children
You didn't reveal to me that you have three kids


And the fact you have a wife
You also hid the fact that you're already married


Now it's England 2 Colombia 0
Now, it's England leading Colombia by 2 points


And I know just how those Colombians feel
And I feel the same way as the Colombians must be feeling


If you hadn't passed out while I was talking to your friend
If you hadn't lost consciousness while I was having a conversation with your friend


It could have really ended badly cause you very nearly had me
Things might have taken an ugly turn because I was falling for you


If he hadn't taken pity on my heart full of desire
If he hadn't felt sorry for my passionate heart


I might never have found out you're a serial liar
I might never have discovered that you're someone who lies regularly


It is not in my nature to ever pick the winning team
I'm not someone who picks winners easily


Sometimes I think I'm happy then I remember it's a dream
At times, I think I'm content, but then I realize it's just an illusion


Now it isn't in my nature to ever pick a winner
Now I know that I'm not someone who can choose the right person easily


I always pick a bastard who would have me for his dinner
I always select someone who would take advantage of me


I can never possess the object of my desire
I can never have the person I want


Cause he's bound to turn out to be a serial liar
Because he's likely to be someone who lies regularly


OK I didn't mention my kids, I thought I'd wait a bit
Okay, I didn't tell you about my children, but I intended to reveal it later


But I am free and single and he's a lying git
But I'm single and free, and he's someone who lies all the time


And I pity your three children
And I feel sorry for your three kids


And I pity your poor wife
And I feel sorry for your wife


Now you can go to Hell
Now, you can go to hell


I'm going to Brazil
I'm heading to Brazil


Still it's England 2 Colombia 0
But, as far as the game goes, England is still leading Colombia by 2 points


So I got into a taxi and sobbed all the way home
So, I hailed a cab and cried throughout the entire ride back home


Called my friend up in Sao Paulo and cried down the phone
Called my friend in Sao Paulo and wept while talking to her over the phone


I played some tragic music and I lay down to die
I played some heart-wrenching songs and lay on my bed as if I was dying


But later I woke and I hadn't stopped crying
But later, I woke up, and I was still weeping


You should never have kissed me, you tasted of deceit
You should not have kissed me because it tasted like deception


Your perfume was Adultery but I'm not a piece of meat
Your scent was like infidelity, but I will not let myself be used


So I'll be the one that you couldn't acquire
So at least, I'll be the one you couldn't possess


I found out in time you're a serial liar
At least, I discovered in time that you're someone who lies all the time




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