Porno
Kjartan Lauritzen Lyrics

Eg ha begynt å få godt betalt, eg e porno
I am making good money now, and I am popular like a celebrity in the porn industry.

Kjartan, han e overalt, eg e porno
Kjartan and I are both everywhere, but people know me because I am involved in the porn industry.

Sjå på alt det som eg har, eg e porno
I have everything I want, and I am enjoying my career in the porn industry.

Ja, eg har det bra sammen med min Pamela
I am happy with my life partner Pamela, and we are enjoying a good life together.

Du finner meg på internett, radio og digital tv
I am popular on various digital platforms like the internet, radio, and digital TV.

Fenomenet under bakken og over bakken, du kan'sje se meg
I am a phenomenon and known by many, but people cannot see me in person.

Sendt via satelitt, bittelitt tid så kan eg masse dritt
My content is broadcasted via satellite, and within a short time, I can make lots of money.

På skjermen kan eg sjå heile verden, klikk, klikk, så blei eg den største nerden
I can watch the whole world on my screen, and by clicking some buttons, I became the biggest star in the porn industry.

Fan, så porno, ein mann synes det e moro
Some men find it exciting to watch porn, which makes me feel like a real star.

Når eg sprette rundt på scena i baris igjen i morgen
When I perform live, people cheer for me, and I get to do it again the next day.

Svetten renner ned på magen, damer tar på meg fra salen
Women appreciate my performance and touch me while I'm on stage sweating.

Eg har aldri hatt det draget, men no har damene blitt heilt galne
Previously, women never paid attention to me, but now they are going crazy about me because of my career in the porn industry.

Alt eg sa blei jammen sant, mitt etternavn e overalt
Everything I said came true, and now my name is famous everywhere.

Ein liten mann fra Balestrand, alle synge samme sangen når Kjartan drar i gang
I am just a small-town guy from Balestrand, but everyone sings the same song when Kjartan performs.

Eit steg blei eit nytt steg, ein dag blei ein ny dag
Every step I took became a new step, and every day became a new day for me.

Eit nytt syn blei eit nytt preg, ein dum idé blei eit nytt jag
Every new perspective became a new style for me, and every silly idea turned into a new obsession for me.

Eg har det som Tommy i Pamela, dei som veit dei veit det e jæla bra
I have a great life like Tommy and Pamela, and people who know it can see it's fantastic.

Eg har gjort dumme ting som eg issje ville gjort i dag
I did some stupid things in the past that I would never do now.

Men mest av alt så e eg glad, eg har laga varen min
But most importantly, I am happy because I have created a product people love.

Du kan tru ka du vil, men eg e på loggen til faren din
You can believe whatever you want, but I am on the browsing history log of your father's computer related to my profession.

Ja, med et kamera, eg har gjort det altfor bra
With the help of the camera, I have been too successful to handle.

Eg var issje klar, men måtte ta et skippertak
I wasn't ready for this situation, but I had to make an effort to excel in my career.

Fittesaft og pikk og pung, litt på ekte, litt på dumt
My content involves real and fake sexual content, which makes it interesting for my audience.

Kjartan våkna opp, han var ikkje lengre blind og stum
Kjartan realized my potential and success and is no longer ignorant of what I do.

Mann, ta meg på ordet, ta beina ned fra bordet
Man, believe me, and take your feet off the table, as what I am saying is true.

Du store, få på det kondomet, det e viktig å være sikker
You better use condoms; it's crucial to be safe.

Når jobben e pulings på kontoret
When my profession is to shoot sex scenes in the office.

Issje bokstavelig talt, men ærlig talt
Not literally, but to be honest with you.

Eg pulte spelet hardt på en kommode
I had sex vigorously on a dresser while filming a scene.

Men det e porno at det går så bra
But the fact that it's going so well for me is exciting and like something out of a porn movie.

Eg e lykkelig, takknemlig for alt eg har
I am happy with everything I have and how my life is turning out.

Tusen takk mamma, pappa for det dikka ga
Thank you to my parents for everything they gave me to become successful.

Det e så jævlig mat, det e så jævlig mat, det e så mat, tusen takk for store fat
The feast is so delicious, and thank you for providing me with so many dishes.

Hive masse på når eg ska ta
Pack my meal with lots of food when I have to eat.

Fikk fem av samme rett, men det var ein eg ville ha
I was given five of the same dish, but there was one I wanted.

Mat porno Instagram, eg har begynt å finne fram no
Now, I am also interested in food, pornography, and Instagram- basically looking for ways to find my next big hit.