Mars
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There's too much sand
The planet Mars is covered in an excessive amount of sand.

And there's too much heat
The temperature on Mars is extremely high.

There's only other guys here that I get to meet
The only inhabitants on Mars are other males, and I have no opportunity to meet females.

I pitched my Arab tent on Millennium Dune
I set up my tent in the sandy region called Millennium Dune.

Id rather live on the dark side of the moon
I would prefer to reside on the invisible side of the moon, away from Mars.

Isaac Asimov said Mars is a smash
A renowned author named Isaac Asimov described Mars as a highly impressive planet.

I want to go dancing with a slip of a lass
I desire to engage in dancing with a young and attractive woman.

The other guys here they act pretty mean
The male inhabitants of Mars behave in a cruel and unkind manner.

This is the lousiest planet I've ever seen
In my opinion, Mars is the worst and most undesirable planet I have ever encountered.

There are no girls on Mars
Females are absent on the planet Mars.

No celebrity parties, no cocktail bars
Mars lacks social events involving famous individuals and establishments serving mixed drinks.

Hey, mama I'm coming home
I want to return to Earth, my mother.

I want planet Earth I want cooling rain
I long to be on Earth, experiencing refreshing rain.

The other guys here are driving me insane
The male inhabitants of Mars are causing me extreme mental distress.

The sun comes up and it never goes down
On Mars, the sun rises and remains visible throughout the day without setting.

I live in Capsule 69 in Rocket Town
I reside in a small living space called Capsule 69 within the community known as Rocket Town.

No hot tub parties that go too far
Mars does not provide opportunities for wild and excessive hot tub gatherings.

My mama told me: Hang on in there, son
My mother advised me to persevere and endure, my child.

When you return to Earth You'll be sure to find someone
Upon coming back to Earth, you will undoubtedly discover a suitable partner for yourself.

I know that you feel That you might have gone too far
I understand that you believe you have ventured too distant in your endeavors.

But never forget, my son You will always be my red star
Nevertheless, never lose sight of the fact, my beloved child, that you will forever be my shining star.

Everything thing I eat tastes of Martian sand
Every food I consume on Mars has a flavor reminiscent of the sandy terrain.

I wanna jump and jive to an Earthbound band
I yearn to enthusiastically dance and groove to the music of a band from Earth.

This is no place for a red-blooded guy
Mars is not a suitable environment for a passionate and spirited individual.

I wanna come down Don't wanna live in the sky
I desire to descend from Mars and avoid living in the celestial realm.

No Marilyn Monroe no Hedy Lamarr
Mars lacks iconic figures like Marilyn Monroe and Hedy Lamarr.

Hey, mama Im coming home
Mother, I am returning to your side on Earth.