Wasted
Kottonmouth Kings Lyrics

Where the 40's at?
Asking where the bottles of malt liquor are.

And the MICKEY'S
Asking where the brand of malt liquor called Mickey's is.

How y'all feel out there?
Asking the crowd how they're feeling.

WASTED!
Exclaiming that they are intoxicated.

That's what they say.
Acknowledging the label given to them.

Suburban - ....to the K
Describing themselves as coming from the suburbs and being associated with the letter 'K.'

Useless - Hopeless Crew
Labeling themselves as a crew that is useless and hopeless.

Watch them all pollute the youth
Highlighting the negative impact their behavior may have on young people.

Senseless - It makes no sense
Admitting that their behavior is senseless and lacks reasoning.

Guilty - Their last defense
Acknowledging their wrongdoings as their only defense.

Changing - was evidence
Admitting that their past behavior serves as evidence against them.

Call them wasted youth
Referring to themselves as wasted youth.

Wasted!. . Wasted!
Repeating the label of being intoxicated.

If you like to drunk and you don't give a fuck say "Hell Yeah".
Asking the crowd to shout if they enjoy drinking and don't care about anything else.

HELL YEAH!
Crowd shouting in response to the previous question.

All the ladiess in the crowd who like dick in they mouth say "Oww"
Asking women in the crowd to shout if they enjoy oral sex.

OWW!
Crowd shouting in response to the previous question.

Now if I ain't at the bar then I musta bounced 'cause JR I like my liquor in large amounts
Stating that if he's not at the bar, he's left because he enjoys drinking heavily.

Just like I like my woman in large amounts
Making a comparison between his preference for alcohol and his preference for women with curvy bodies.

Wit real tight asses if they know how to bounce
Preferring women with tight, toned butt muscles who can dance in a sexually suggestive manner.

Now gettin wasted with me is like startin a war with Rambo, if I had tv show it'd be on the drunk channel
Claiming that drinking with him is intense and would make for an entertaining television program on a channel dedicated to depicting people getting drunk.

You can't handle my ammo or handle a jack daniels Mr. Richter AKA the Party Animal
Boasting about his drinking abilities and his reputation as a Party Animal.

Now its time to get drunk dawg and smoke some crip
Stating that it's time to get intoxicated and smoke marijuana.

Y'all mothafuckaz don't want no parts of this
Claiming that others can't keep up with their level of drinking and drug use.

Roll another blunt. we gettin fucked up tonight
Suggesting to roll another marijuana cigarette as they continue to get intoxicated.

I don't think you really wanna see me on this mic
Implying that people may not want to see him perform because he's heavily intoxicated.

Shut the fuck up! just like simon says
Commanding the crowd to be quiet the same way they would be in the game Simon Says.

Double dash in that ass
Referring to the D in D-Loc's name and hinting at anal sex.

Put that pussy to bed
Suggesting he's had sex and is now saying goodnight to a woman.

Wake it back up and put it back to sleep
Suggesting he's going to have sex with the woman again.

Give it a kiss on the cheek and wish it sweet dreams
Suggesting he kisses the woman to say goodnight.

How y'all feel out there?
Asking the crowd how they're feeling.

WASTED!
Exclaiming that they are intoxicated.

That's what they say.
Acknowledging the label given to them.

Suburban - ....to the K
Describing themselves as coming from the suburbs and being associated with the letter 'K.'

Useless - Hopeless Crew
Labeling themselves as a crew that is useless and hopeless.

Watch them all pollute the youth
Highlighting the negative impact their behavior may have on young people.

Senseless - It makes no sense
Admitting that their behavior is senseless and lacks reasoning.

Guilty - Their last defense
Acknowledging their wrongdoings as their only defense.

Changing - was evidence
Admitting that their past behavior serves as evidence against them.

Call them wasted youth
Referring to themselves as wasted youth.

WASTED!. . WASTED!
Repeating the label of being intoxicated.

If you like to get wasted and ya feelin faded say "Hell Yeah"
Asking the crowd to shout if they enjoy getting drunk and intoxicated.

HELL YEAH!
Crowd shouting in response to the previous question.

And all the ladies on the set if your pussy real wet say "Oww"
Asking women in the crowd to shout if they are aroused.

OWW!
Crowd shouting in response to the previous question.

You know the D double dash always getting towed back
Referring to the D in D-Loc's name and insinuating that he's frequently arrested for driving under the influence.

You can catch me in the club with a fine ass bitch
Boasting about being in a club with an attractive woman.

Nice rack. big tits. y'all know the deal. my sidekick, shoulder blade
Making vulgar comments about a woman's breasts and insinuating that he is physically close to her.

lemme brush my shouldaz off a lil bit and fill up my drink with some captain n coke. no charge cause its free
Casually wiping his shoulders, getting a drink and insinuating that he's not paying for it because it's free.

I'm a pimp mothafucker don't trip I'll pimp your shit. the name's D-Loc, bitch! just remember it motherfucka
Boasting about being a pimp and reminding people of his name.

well damn right its a party tonight.
Recognizing that it's a party atmosphere.

Yo who's got the joint 'cause I gots the light.
Asking who has marijuana because he has a lighter.

Who's got the keg 'cause I got the tapper
Asking who has a keg of beer because he has a device to tap it with.

All we need is a DJ and some strippers, fast!
Suggesting that for the party to be complete, they need a fast-paced DJ and some strippers.

Ride hard, Stay strong, Live stoned's my modo
Describing their motto to ride hard, endure challenges, and always be high.

What you know bout finishing bottle after bottle
Asking what people know about consuming multiple bottles of alcohol.

What you know bout puttin back 5th after 5th
Asking what people know about drinking large volumes of alcohol.

I know I probably don't ??? but I just don't give a fuck!
Admitting that there may be consequences to their actions, but they don't care.

I'll break it down like whatever you want
Saying he can explain anything as needed.

Wasted. hahaha I been there.
Admitting to being wasted and finding it comical.