Hood Hop
Kwon Lyrics

Ay world, this Streets 101
Hello everyone, this is your lesson in how to survive on the streets

I'm fin' to give you a half a pound of J-Kwon
I'm going to give you my music and my perspective

And a quarter bird of TrackBoy music
And I'm going to give you a little taste of TrackBoy music too

Now all my life (derty) I've been livin' (derty)
My whole life has been dirty, rough and hard

And I'ma keep it (derty) until I'm gone (derty)
And I'll stay true to my rough background until the day I die

So where ya at? (derty) so where ya at? (derty)
Where are all the other dirty, street-wise people like myself?

Where they at derty? where they at derty?
Where are all the other people who grew up in hard, dangerous neighborhoods like mine?

This the new improved Hood Hop
I'm bringing a fresh perspective to the style of music that originated in hard neighborhoods

I make erry mu'fucker in this bitch do the whop
I'm so good that I can make anyone who listens to my music feel like dancing

Derty run his mouth 'til the album drop (why's that?)
People in my neighborhood keep talking until my album comes out because they are excited to hear it

TrackBoy beat like a freak, work a king on the block
TrackBoy's beats are so great, they're like a drug lord in the neighborhood

I'm seventeen, name ain't same on the block
I'm young and still finding my place in the neighborhood

And beat and knock the nigga out his frame on the block
I'm not afraid to use violence against people who disrespect me or my neighborhood

And he'll come through and let rang on the block
And if someone threatens me or my neighborhood, I won't hesitate to use a gun

And all they got to say is it's a shame on the block
Even if someone is killed because of my actions, people will just say it's a sad fact of life in our neighborhood

I'm hot HOMEBOY! don't ever get it twisted
I'm popular and successful, so don't ever doubt my abilities

Number's unlisted, stayed in 3rd district
I keep a low profile and stay in my neighborhood

For real, I'm ready to get naughty
I'm not afraid to break the rules and do whatever it takes to succeed

Best of both worlds so, hey shawty!
I have the best of both worlds because I'm successful in both my music career and my life on the streets

Show me the party, and I'll show you the coke
If you show me a place to party, I'll bring the drugs

I can show you my dick, you can show me your throat
If you want to be with me, I expect you to perform sexual acts

If a nigga trip-trip then we'll show him the fo'
If someone starts trouble, we won't hesitate to use our guns

If his niggaz run up to you, we'll show him so mo'
If that person has friends who also threaten us, we'll use even more force to defend ourselves

Now I wish a nigga would run up like that
I wish someone would try to mess with me or my neighborhood so I can take them down

When I put that on the hood, I'ma strike back
If someone messes with me or my neighborhood, I won't hesitate to retaliate

And niggaz talk shit, but I don't like that
People talk trash about me, but I don't care

Sayin' I don't like G, but I ain't write that
People say I don't like someone named G, but I never said that

And baby mamas mad they ain't 'bout shit
Women who have children with me are upset because I don't take care of them

Basically what I'm sayin dude, fuck a bitch
In general, I don't care about women

And if I had two, I'd touch a bitch
If I had two women, I would have sex with both of them

In the same breath turn around and touch her clit
At the same time, I would also pleasure the women I'm with

And nigga if I said then I fuckin' meant it
If I say something, I mean it

And nigga if it's rented I ain't fuckin' in it
I won't have sex in a rented place

TrackBoyz give me money so I fuckin' spend it
I get money from TrackBoyz and I spend it on whatever I want

y'all roll Sprewells but not the authentics
You guys have fancy cars but not the expensive, authentic brand

And fuck ya-fuck ya fo' and ya roof clown
I don't care about your car or your house

I got shit that'll turn ya fuckin' Coupe 'round (*gun cocking*)
I have a gun that could turn over your car

You ain't heard? I'm the truth now
You should know that I am the most authentic and real person now

Matter fact, hook gon' break it down
In fact, let me explain it to you further in the hook

Dogg it's a mystery..
It's hard to understand or explain

How we drop one single, left the game now the whole world miss me
It's amazing that after just one hit single, I've become very popular

Freak this bitch like homegirl Missy
I am so good at sex that I can satisfy women as well as Missy Elliott could

Like I'm sellin' liqour, got the whole world "Tipsy"
I'm so good at making music that it's like I'm a bartender and everyone is getting drunk on my songs

Sick and tired of old g's tryin' to gip me
I'm frustrated with older, experienced people trying to cheat me

So I put a lump in his shit, like a hickey
I punished him physically for trying to cheat me

All I say is to them, "Dude come get me"
I challenge anyone who has a problem with me to come confront me

Watch 'em catch a crude desire, like a gypsy
They will be overcome with a strong, primal desire when they try to confront me

Funny how I can't loc in public
It's strange that I can't smoke marijuana in public

Smoke in public, girl even joke in public
I don't care about breaking the law, and I don't want my girl to either

Got dough, so that's why I'm so republic
I have money, so I can do what I want and I'm not afraid to express my views

Cops hit the do', I start actin' so republic
If the police come, I'll act like I don't care and I'll defend my rights

I had a set, they actin' like I had a brick or more
I had a small amount of drugs, but people are treating me like I had a much larger quantity

So you got snitched on by the carni-whore
Someone in our neighborhood who is untrustworthy and not respected snitched on me

Show-Off or show ass what these guns are for
If you try to show off or disrespect me, I'll use my guns to teach you a lesson

Or let the priest show her mom what these nuns are for
Or I'll do something even more violent and disrespectful to someone's mother

Now all my life (derty) I've been livin' (derty)
My whole life has been dirty, rough and hard

And I'ma keep it (derty) until I'm gone (derty)
And I'll stay true to my rough background until the day I die

So where ya at? (derty) so where ya at? (derty)
Where are all the other dirty, street-wise people like myself?

Where they at derty? where they at derty?
Where are all the other people who grew up in hard, dangerous neighborhoods like mine?