The Traveler
L’Orange & Kool Keith Lyrics

Checkin? out of the Venetian Hotel
Exiting the luxurious Venetian Hotel

That's right, flight to Africa
Boarding a flight to Africa

Mastercharge, yeah
Using a prestigious credit card

MC's is wack, I'm lookin? at the Robb Report
Observing mediocre MCs while reading the prestigious Robb Report magazine

Eighty-thousand-sixty-two Bentley
Driving an extravagant Bentley worth $80,062

Owner of the Houston Astrodome, Don King represent me
Being represented by Don King as the owner of the Houston Astrodome

[Unverified] bus with gold trim
Traveling in an opulent bus with gold embellishments

And you can't act up frontin? on your lemon
Inferior MCs cannot pretend to be impressive with their poor quality vehicles

Legend status with keys to the MGM Grand
Achieving legendary status and having access to the MGM Grand

Got your wife and kids holdin? my poster, grabbin? my hand
Having fan's families holding posters of oneself and eagerly seeking interaction

All I hear is a bunch of wack primetime MC’s sayin?
Being constantly surrounded by untalented, mainstream MCs

I hate him cause he’s great
Being resented by others due to one's greatness

He’s on all the billboard and the highway
Being prominently displayed on billboards and highways

Face is on soup cans and milk crates
Having one's face featured on soup cans and milk crates

Restaurants with movie theaters in 'em
Dining establishments with integrated movie theaters

Continental airlines, planes we buyin? off the lot
Purchasing aircraft from Continental Airlines directly

While y'all rent ?em
In contrast to others who only rent airplanes

Excursion flights with Bill Clinton
Taking leisure trips with former President Bill Clinton

Takin? fine girls out to Washington to get they extensions
Escorting attractive women to Washington for their hair extensions

Usin? my TV phone, I see girls in they thongs
Utilizing a television phone to view women in revealing underwear

Fantasizin? while they home alone
Indulging in fantasies while these women are alone at home

Pack my bags, I need room service
Preparing for a trip and requiring attentive hotel room service

Cause my face is in the newspaper every week
Having frequent appearances in the newspaper

Pronounce words right, ask Jesse Jackson how I speak
Speaking with precision and correctness, endorsed by Jesse Jackson

Sign my autographs for Jagged Edge and Sisqo on 125th Street
Providing autographs for famous musicians on 125th Street

Red carpet on the sidewalk, I gotta step on it before I talk
Walking on a metaphorical red carpet before expressing oneself

Part investor of the Utah Jazz, I'm the real king of New York
Being a significant investor in the Utah Jazz while proclaiming to be the true king of New York

London cashmere, walkin? around with
Wearing expensive cashmere clothing while strolling in London

Guiliani regular football shirt
Sporting a football jersey affiliated with Guiliani, the former mayor of New York City

Tailors grab my Armani, maids cook dinner
Having tailors attend to one's Armani clothing while maids prepare dinner

Sauteed fish and shrimp
Enjoying a meal consisting of sauteed fish and shrimp

Dallas Mavericks want me as a baldheaded five-eight guard
Being pursued by the Dallas Mavericks to play as a bald, five-foot-eight guard

With a ninety-five inch vertical, Vince Carter respect my legs
Possessing an incredible vertical jump of ninety-five inches, earning the respect of Vince Carter

Ask Shawn Kemp, [unverified] and the NBA commissioner
Confirming with Shawn Kemp and the NBA commissioner about one's abilities

Takin? pictures of me in front of Nell's
Capturing photographs of oneself in front of the famous Nell's nightclub

Special election day got chocolate girls
Attracting beautiful women of diverse backgrounds on special election days

With flowers dresses on
Wearing dresses adorned with flowers

You would swear they Naomi Campbell
The attractiveness of these women rivals that of supermodel Naomi Campbell

And Nia Long from section 8
Comparable to Nia Long, an actress known for her beauty, who originated from section 8 housing

Yes, I guess
Confirming the preceding statements with a sense of satisfaction

Bustin? no freestyles, lookin? at you in the back of the car
Engaging in non-improvised rap while attentively observing someone in the rear of the car

Rappin? for twenty miles
Rapping continuously for an extended period, covering a distance of twenty miles

I'm sittin? in the back of the limo with the fly brim-o
Relaxing in the rear of a limousine while wearing a stylish brimmed hat

Me in a black Cadillac, Elliot Ness
Being accompanied by the spirit of the legendary lawman Elliot Ness in a black Cadillac

Sendin? rappers with doo-rags an S.O.S.
Sending out an emergency signal to rappers wearing doo-rags

You wanna rap big man? Take Mickey Mouse off your chest
Challenging a rapper to prove his worthiness by removing the Mickey Mouse logo from his clothing

I let you wear your vest; plaid shirts or stripes
Allowing the rapper to wear his protective vest and choose between plaid shirts or striped patterns

Is that the way your stylist make you dress?
Questioning whether the rapper's stylist influences his fashion choices

She should be sued for that, contract renewed for that
Suggesting that the stylist should be legally held accountable and subsequently rewarded for good results

And on stage you should be booed for that
Proposing that the audience ought to express their disapproval of the rapper's stylistic decisions

I'ma tap you in the back and let everybody know they wack
Asserting one's intention to gently tap upon the rapper's back and inform others of their lack of talent

Yo SkyCab, hand me my platinum suitcases
Requesting the SkyCab attendant to deliver the luxurious platinum suitcases