Cannibalism
Lads Lyrics

If you are looking at your boyfriend Thinking he's so yummy If you are looking at your girlfriend Thinking she's good enough to eat Well think on this don't think too long Well think on this...
The song starts by warning that if you see your partner as delicious, it's a fleeting thought and not worth an action. You should think twice before considering cannibalism.

Cannibalism's wrong Cannibalism's wrong You have to be strong
The chorus reiterates that cannibalism is wrong, and you need to be strong enough to resist your primitive urges.

If you are starving on an air-plane 'cause you're in economy And if you have crashed down in the ocean And you're allergic to sea food By eating me you could stay strong And I could learn to hop along Apart from this
The second verse describes a hypothetical scenario where you are stranded and starving, and eating another person seems like a viable option. However, the songwriter argues that this is not a choice to make because cannibalism is wrong, even in extreme conditions.

Cannibalism's wrong You must fight it don't deny Cannibalism's wrong Come on people, can't you see Cannibalism's wrong Don't be tempted, you have to be strong
The second chorus repeats the message that cannibalism is wrong and that you need to fight off the temptation. It's essential to remain strong and resist regardless of the situation.

We all know someone, who has had a bite Taken out of them by, somebody else's spite It happens every day, but does that make it right They want their lives to be prolonged And not be carved up by your tongue So listen up...
The bridge acknowledges that cannibalism occurs as an act of spite, but that doesn't justify it. Every life should be valued and prolonged, not cut short for someone else's satisfaction.

Cannibalism's wrong You must fight, it don't deny Cannibalism's wrong Come on people, can't you see Cannibalism's wrong Don't be tempted, to eat them Cannibalism's wrong Don't deny it you must fight Cannibalism's wrong Don't eat your best friend's thigh you know why Cannibalism's wrong Even if they deserve it, you can't eat them 'cause it's wrong
The third chorus reminds listeners that cannibalism is undeniably wrong, and you must fight against all temptations. The song emphasizes that you cannot eat your friends, even if they are deserving of such treatment.

If you do don't eat the skin, it's fattening
The outro is a humorous note, warning that if you do end up succumbing to cannibalistic urges, you should avoid eating the skin as it's not good for your health.