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Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.) Lyrics

All you hoes, callin' here for my daddy get off his dick.
Stop calling my dad, you're annoying.

Like that Mommy?
Do you agree with me?

Hi daddy, how you doin', this is Tyiest, I was thinkin' about you last Night, mmm, you actin' like you can't call me no more cause you busy and all That, but you tryina tell me it wasn't good?
Hey dad, Tyiest here. I tried to call you but couldn't reach you. Did you not enjoy our last encounter?

That shit is real fucked up what you did, I hooked you up wit my girl And shit you fucked her 8 times you see her you don't say SHIT to her You know what I'm sayin? And all that bitch do is call me all day Talkin' bout you: "Why the fuck do he don't want me?"
You messed up by sleeping with my girlfriend and not even acknowledging her afterwards. She keeps bothering me, asking why you don't want her.

Yo Big this is Quita, Kenya told me she saw you and Shana in the mall And I know you aint fuckin' her. You fucked with me last night that's my best Friend and we don't get down like that.
Hi Big, Quita here. Someone told me they saw you with Shana but I know you wouldn't cheat on me. You slept with me last night, your best friend.

Yeah muthafucka this is Stephanie, I was waitin' outside for your ass For like a fuckin' hour, I don't know what's goin on, muthafuckas tryina Raw me, you be dissapearin' and shit I'm waitin' in the cold, what the Fuck is goin' on, when you get in give me a fuckin' call, alright?
Stephanie here. I've been waiting for you for an hour and it's cold outside. What's going on? Call me when you get in.

When it comes to sex, I'm similar to the thriller in Manila Honeys call me Bigga the condom filler Whether it's stiff tongue or stiff dick Biggie squeeze it to make shit fit, now check this shit
I'm great at sex, like the boxing match known as the Thriller in Manila. Women call me Bigga because I always have condoms on hand. If things aren't fitting, I'll make it work.

I got the pack of Rough Riders in the back of the Pathfinder You know the ep along by James Todd Smith I get swift with the lyrical gift Hit you with the dick, make your kidneys shift
I have the Rough Riders' album in my car. I'm also great at rapping and sex. I'll hit you so hard it'll make your kidneys move.

Here we go, here we go, but I'm not Domino I got the funk flow to make your drawers drop slow So recognize the dick size in these Karl Kani jeans I'm in thirteens, know what I mean
I'm not the rapper Domino, but I have my own funk flow. My penis is impressive and you can tell by the way my jeans fit.

I fuck around and hit you with the Hennessey dick Mess around and go blind, don't get to see shit
I'll give you such a good time it'll make you go blind.

The next batter, here to shatter your bladder, it doesn't matter Skinny or fat or white-skinned or black, baby I drop These boricua mommies screamin "Aiy papi!" I love it when they call me Big Poppa
I don't care who you are, I'll make you scream with pleasure. I especially enjoy it when Latin women call me Big Poppa.

I only smoke blunts if they roll propa Look, I gotcha caught up in the drunk flow Fuck tae kwon do, I tote da fo'-fo'
I only smoke properly rolled blunts. I'm also getting you caught up in the rhythm of this song. I don't care about martial arts, I carry a gun.

For niggaz gettin mad cause they bitch chose me A big black motherfucker with g ya see All I do is separate the game from the truth Big bang boots from the Bronx to Bolivia
Some men get upset when their partner chooses me. I'm a big black man with style. I'm always honest and I'm respected worldwide from the Bronx to Bolivia.

Gettin Physical like Olivia Newt Tricks suck my clique dick all day with no trivia
I'm always active in bed. Women in my crew enjoy performing oral on me.

So gimme a hoe, a bankroll and a bag of weed I'm guaranteed to fuck her till her nose bleed
Give me a woman, some money, and some weed, and I'll make her climax so hard she'll bleed from her nose.

Even if your new man's a certified mack You'll get that H-town in ya, you'll want that old thing back
Even if you're with someone new, I'll make you crave me again.

Oh Biggie gimme one more chance I got that good dick girl, ya didn't know
Give me another chance, I'll please you with my incredible penis.

Is my mind playin tricks, like Scarface and Bushwick Willie D, havin nightmares of girls killin me
I'm worried that I might be imagining things, like in the song 'Mind Playing Tricks' by Scarface. I'm also worried that women are going to try to hurt me in my sleep.

She mad because what we had didn't last I'm glad because her cousin let me hit the ass
My ex-girlfriend is upset that our relationship didn't last. I'm happy because I slept with her cousin.

Fuck the past let's dwell on the 500 SL, the E and J and ginger ale The way my pockets swell to the rim with Benjamins Another hon's in the crib, please send her in
Let's forget about the past and enjoy my fancy car, expensive alcohol, and money. Another woman is waiting for me in my home.

I fuck nonstop, lick my lips alot, used to lick the clits alot But lickin clits had to stop Cause y'all don't know how to act when the tongue go down below
I have a lot of sex and used to enjoy oral sex, but I had to stop because some women don't respond well to it.

Peep the funk flow, really though I got the cleanest meanest penis, ya never seen this stroke of genius So take off your Tim boots and your bodysuit I mean the spandex and hit my man next
Check out my amazing rhythm. My penis is both impressive and clean. Take off your clothes and let's have sex.

Sex gettin rougher when it come to the nut buster Pussy crusher, black nasty motherfucker I don't chase em, I replace em And if I'm caressin em, I'm undressin em
I like to have rough sex. I'm a confident and experienced lover, and will replace women if I need to. When I touch them, it's with the intention of undressing them.

Fuck whatcha heard who's the best in New York For fillin fantasies without that nigga Mr. Rourke? Or Tattoo I got you wrapped around my dick And when I'm done I got to split shit
I'm the best lover in New York. Who needs that guy from Fantasy Island or that tattooed guy? I'll satisfy you completely, and then I'll leave.

Back shots is my position, I gotcha wishin for an intermission Fuck the kissin, lickin down to your belly button, I ain't frontin They don't call me B.I.G. for nuttin, all of a sudden I got that good dick girl you didn't know
I prefer having sex from behind so much that you'll need a break. Forget the foreplay, I'll skip straight to your stomach. They don't call me B.I.G. for nothing, and now you know why.