Hendershot
Les Claypool's Frog Brigade Lyrics

Lonely, homely boy they called him Lucy
As a child, Hendershot was a lonely and unattractive boy, and the kids in town gave him a cruel nickname: Lucy.

Mama's little man
Despite being teased by other kids, Hendershot was a good son who loved his mother dearly.

And she calls him Hendershot
Hendershot's mother affectionately called him by his last name, perhaps as a way of boosting his confidence and self-worth.

Be seen and not be heard, they told him
Hendershot was raised to be quiet and unobtrusive, and was expected to blend in rather than stand out from the crowd.

He grew into a big man they call Hendershot
Despite his unassuming nature, Hendershot grew up to be physically imposing and talented, so his friends and acquaintances began calling him by his last name as a sign of respect.

Walking down the side streets of SoHo Chances are you'll bump into our friend Hendershot That's Hendershot
Hendershot is a familiar and beloved figure in the neighborhood, and it's not unusual to run into him while walking the streets of SoHo.

Sitting on a blanket near Saint Marks Is a man selling handbags he gets from Hendershot But he doesn't call him Hendershot
Hendershot is known to have connections and resources, and some people are willing to do business with him even if they don't address him by his last name.