Secret Agent
Letters to Cleo Lyrics


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He's never caught one spy I'm told
He's never even caught a cold
Got his degree from Disneyland
He's the last of the secret agents
And he's my man

He's an underwhelming kind of sleuth
He thinks James Bond is some kind of suit
He's farther back than also ran
But he's the last of the secret agents
And he's my man

He'd come in third in a two-horse race
I've never had to slap his face
(What a shame)
Now people try to understand
He's the last of the secret agents
And he's my man

He's the last of the secret agents
And he's my man




He's the last of the secret agents
And he's my man

Overall Meaning

The song Secret Agent by Letters to Cleo is a light-hearted tribute to a secret agent that is far from the stereotype of a conventional spy. The song describes this secret agent as being underwhelmingly good at his job and never having caught a spy or even caught a cold. His degree is from Disneyland, which is indicative of his lack of a formal education or training. Despite all these shortcomings, he is the last of the secret agents and is the singer's man.


The lyrics are not meant to be taken seriously and the song itself is a tongue-in-cheek ode to a completely inept secret agent. The chorus repeats that he is the last of the secret agents and is the singer's man. This repetition adds to the humor of the song as the listener is reminded that this incompetent secret agent is the best she can hope for.


Overall, the song is a humorous and lighthearted take on a secret agent and is meant to be enjoyed for its playful lyrics and catchy tune.


Line by Line Meaning

He's never caught one spy I'm told
He's never successfully caught a spy, as far as I know


He's never even caught a cold
He's never experienced anything remotely dangerous or challenging


Got his degree from Disneyland
His education and training are not credible or legitimate


He's the last of the secret agents
He's the only remaining member of a group that is no longer relevant or useful


And he's my man
Despite his shortcomings, I am still romantically involved with him


He's an underwhelming kind of sleuth
He is not impressive or effective as a detective


He thinks James Bond is some kind of suit
He is naive and does not understand the complexity of James Bond's character


He's farther back than also ran
He is far behind the competition and unlikely to catch up


He'd come in third in a two-horse race
He is so inept that he would lose even if he were the only contestant


I've never had to slap his face
I have never had to physically discipline him or confront him for his shortcomings


(What a shame)
It's unfortunate that he is so incompetent


Now people try to understand
Others are puzzled by my choice to be with him


He's the last of the secret agents
He's the only one left of a group that was once significant but is now irrelevant


And he's my man
Despite his lack of ability or appeal, I remain devoted to him


He's the last of the secret agents
He's the only one remaining of a group that was once known for their skill and bravery


And he's my man
Despite his lack of talent or value, I remain attached to him romantically




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