United States of Whatever
Liam Lynch and Matt Crocco Lyrics

I went down to the beach and saw Kiki, she was all like 'ewhhhh' and I'm like whatever!
I saw Kiki at the beach, and she reacted negatively to me, but I didn't care.

Then this chick comes up to me and she's all like 'Hey, aren't you that dude' and I'm like yeah, whatever!
Another girl recognized me and tried to talk to me, but I didn't really care.

So later, I'm, I'm at the pool hall and this girl comes up and she's all like 'uhh' and I'm like yeah, whatever!
Even later, at a pool hall, another girl tried to interact with me, but I just brushed her off.

Cause this is my United States of Whatever
This attitude of indifference is how I deal with situations in my worldview.

And this is my United States of Whatever
I maintain this attitude in every situation.

And this is my United States of Whatever
I never change my perspective, maintaining my apathetic approach in every circumstance.

And then it's three a.m. I'm on the corner wearing my leather and this dude comes up to me and says 'Hey punk' I'm like, yeah, whatever!
Later on, I'm minding my own business late at night, and someone tries to start a confrontation with me, but I remain uninterested.

Then, I'm throwing dice in the alley and officer Leroy comes up and he's like ' hey I thought I told you...' and I'm like, yeah, whatever!
Even when I'm engaging in illegal activities like gambling, and a police officer confronts me, I maintain my blasé attitude.

Then, up comes Zaphron and I'm like 'Yo, Zaphron, what's up?' and he's like 'nothin' and I'm like 'that's cool'
Finally, someone I know approaches me, and we have a brief, meaningless conversation where nothing of importance is said.

Cause this is my United States of Whatever
Throughout all these encounters, my attitude doesn't change, because this is how I handle everything in life.

And this is my United States of Whatever
I maintain my aloofness and lack of interest in everything happening around me.

And this is my United States of Whatever
My approach to life is fundamentally unchanging, and I don't see any reason to adjust my outlook.