John
Lil Wayne(릴 웨인) Lyrics

Yeah uh, fo' fo' bulldog, my mothafucking pet
I have a bulldog as my pet and it's my weapon and I'm proud of it.

I point it at you and tell that motherfucker fetch
I can aim my bulldog at anyone I want and they better listen.

I'm fucking her good, she got her legs on my neck
I'm having sex with a girl and she enjoys it, almost choking me with her legs.

I get pussy, mouth and ass, call that bitch triple threat
I get all three types of sex from a girl and consider it a triple threat.

When I was in jail she let me call her collect
The girl that I have sex with would let me make collect calls to her when I was in jail.

But if she get greedy, I'ma starve her to death
If the girl gets greedy and expects too much from me, I'll leave her starving for my attention.

Top down, it's upset
My convertible car has its top down and I'm ready for anything that comes my way.

Been fucking the world and nigga and I ain't cum yet!
I have slept with many girls and I still haven't had enough.

You fuck with me wrong, I knock your head off your neck
If someone messes with me the wrong way, I'll hurt them badly.

The flight too long, I got a bed on the jet
I have a bed on my private jet because commercial flights take too long.

The guns are drawn and I ain't talking 'bout a sketch
I have my guns out and ready to use them, not just as a drawing.

I pay these niggas with a reality check
I teach these guys a lesson with a dose of reality.

Prepared for the worst but still praying for the best
Even though I'm ready for the worst, I'm still hoping for the best in life.

This game is a bitch I got my hand up her dress
The music industry can be tough, but I have control over it.

The money don't sleep so Weezy can't rest
I can never stop working because money never stops accumulating.

An AK47 is my fucking address, huh
I own an AK47 and it's my safe haven, showing off my toughness.

I'm not a star
I'm not a celebrity.

Somebody lied I got a chopper in the car (huh)
Someone said I didn't have a gun in my car, but I actually do.

Load up the choppers like it's December thirty first
I'm loading my guns like it's New Year's Eve, showing I'm always prepared.

Roll up and cock it and hit them niggas where it hurts
I'm ready to fight and I'll hit them where it hurts the most.

If I die today, remember me like John Lennon
If I die, I want to be remembered like John Lennon, a famous musician.

Buried in Louis, I'm talking all brown linen, huh
When I die, I want to be buried in a Louis Vuitton casket with brown linen.

Big black nigga, and an icy watch
I'm a big black dude with a nice watch to show off my success.

Shoes on the coupe, bitch I got a Nike shop
I have so many pairs of shoes that they fill up my car, even like a Nike store.

Counts the profits you could bring 'em in a Nike box
I make so much money that I can count it and keep it in a small Nike box.

Grinding in my Jordan's kick 'em off they might high, swish!
I'm hustling in my Air Jordan shoes, but if they get too dirty, I'll have to clean them off.

I'm swimming in the yellow bitch, boss
I'm swimming in money, considering money a yellow bitch.

In the red nine eleven looking devilish
I drive a red Porsche 911 and it looks aggressive and dangerous.

Red beam make a bitch nigga sit down
I use a red laser to make a weak person sit down and listen.

Thought it were bullet proof 'till he got hit the fifth time
Someone thought they were invincible until they got shot five times.

Drop Palmolive in a nigga dope
I mix a cheap detergent, Palmolive, with a drug to make it seem like there's more of it and make a profit.

Make it come back even harder than before
I make a drug come back harder than it was before to make more money.

Baby I'm the only one that paid your car notes
I'm the only one who has paid for your car loans, and therefore you owe me something.

Well connected, got killers off in Chicago
I have connections and dangerous people in Chicago.

Talk stupid get ya head popped
If someone talks stupid, I'll shoot them in the head.

I got that Esther
I have a gun named Esther, showing off my power.

Bitch I'm Red Foxx, big B's, Red Sox
I feel just like Red Foxx with my jewelry and Boston Red Sox baseball cap.

I get money to kill time, dead clocks
I make money by wasting time, almost like killing time, and therefore have dead clocks.

Your fucking with a nigga who don't give a fuck
You're messing with someone who doesn't care and is fearless.

Empty the clip than roll a window up
I fire all my bullets and then roll up the window, showing off my power.

Pussy niggas sweet, you niggas Cinnabon
Weak guys are sweet like a Cinnabon.

I'm in a red bitch, she said she finna cum
I'm driving a red car and the girl with me is about to orgasm.

Two hundred thou' on a chain, I don't need a piece
I have a chain that's worth two hundred thousand dollars and I don't need a gun to show off my power.

That banana clip, let Chiquita speak
My gun's magazine looks like a Chiquita banana and it can speak for itself.

Dark shades, Eazy E
I'm wearing dark sunglasses like Eazy E, showing off my style.

Five letters, YMCMB
YMCMB has five letters and refers to Young Money Cash Money Billionaires, my record label.

Bitch ass nigga, pussy ass nigga
I'm calling someone who's weak and unmanly a bitch or a pussy.

I see ya looking, with ya looking ass nigga
I notice someone looking at me and I call them a looking ass nigga.

You know the rules, kill 'em all and keep moving
The rules are to kill everyone and keep moving forward.

If I died today it'd be a holiday
If I die, people would celebrate it like a holiday, showing off my fame.

So don't make it come alive
Don't make my gun come to life because it will cause problems.

Rip yo ass apart than I put myself together
I'll hurt someone badly and then rebuild myself afterwards.

YMCMB, double M, we rich forever (huh)
Young Money Cash Money Billionaires and Maybach Music together means we're wealthy forever.

The bigger the bullet the more that bitch gon' bang
The bigger the bullet, the more powerful it will be when fired.

Red on the wall, Basquiat when I paint
When I shoot someone, it'll leave red on the wall like Basquiat's artwork.

Red Lamborghini till I gave it to my bitch
I own a red Lamborghini and gave it to my girl to show off my generosity.

My first home invasion, poppy gave me forty bricks
The first time I invaded someone's home, the owner gave me forty kilograms of drugs to let me go.

Son of a bitch, than I made a great escape
The person who called me a son of a bitch saw me escape skillfully.

Ain't it funny momma, only son be baking cakes
It's ironic that I, her only son, make money by cooking drugs.

Pull up in the sleigh, hop out like I'm Santa Claus
I come to places like Santa Claus but with style.

Niggas gather 'round, got gifts for each and all of y'all
Everyone gets a gift from me, showing off my kindness.

Take it home and let it bubble that's the double up
Take the drugs I give you and let them bubble to get more money, doubling up profits.

If you get in trouble that just mean you fucking up
If you get in trouble with the law, you're not doing your job well enough.

It's a cold world I need a bird to cuddle up
The world can be cold and lonely, so I want a girl to snuggle up with.

I call the plays, mothafucker huddle up
I control the game, so everyone better listen to me.

I'm not a star, somebody lied
I'm not a superstar despite what anyone said.

I got a chopper in the car, yeah
I have a gun in my car just in case, showing my preparedness.