Mr Postman
Lil Wayne Lyrics

I've been standin' here waitin', Mr postman
I've been patiently waiting for a message or communication from someone, just like I wait for the postman to deliver mail.

So-o-o patiently
I have been waiting with great patience and expectation.

For just a card, or just a letter
I'm hoping for any form of communication, whether it's a card or a letter.

Sayin' he's returning home to me, Mr postman
I'm waiting for a message that tells me that the person I love is coming back to me.

I got her waitin' on me
She is eagerly waiting for me.

She lookin' down the block
She is anxiously scanning the area in anticipation.

She see me walkin' up and
When she sees me coming towards her.

She run to the mailbox
She rushes to the mailbox in excitement.

She say it feels she's up in a cell block
She feels like she's trapped or imprisoned, eagerly waiting for my arrival.

And I open her cell lock, I'm the (Postman)
I free her from this feeling of confinement, just like the postman delivers mail.

Just come to make my mail drop
I'm here to deliver my message or presence, just like the postman drops off mail.

More masculine than him
I am more assertive and dominant compared to the other person.

I'm nastier than him, I'm passin' her and him
I am more desirable and sexually satisfying than him, and I am surpassing both of them in her eyes.

In something faster than them
I have something better (like a car) that is faster than what they have.

And then he like, 'Damn, there Go that bastard again, he the (Postman)'
The other person recognizes my presence and feels frustrated and inferior, knowing I am the one she desires.

And she correct him, and I respect her
She corrects him and asserts her preference for me, and I acknowledge and honor her choice.

And he protect her, and she neglect him
He tries to protect her, but she ignores or neglects him because she desires me instead.

And he caress her, and she molest me
He shows affection to her, but she engages in more intimate and sexual acts with me.

He must be weak cuz me, I'm just the (Postman)
He appears weak compared to me, as I only serve the purpose of delivering my presence or message, just like the postman.

And when her man home, I'm the ghostman
When her partner is around, I disappear or become unseen like a ghost.

Why you think she holdin that pillow close Man?
Why do you think she clings onto that pillow tightly? It symbolizes her desire and longing for me when he's not around.

Why you think she won't Open the bathroom door?
Why do you think she refuses to open the bathroom door? It's because she is engaged in intimate activities with me, the postman.

She's no whore, she want more of the (Postman)
Contrary to judgments, she is not promiscuous. Instead, she desires more of me, the postman.

Girlfriend snatcher
I have a reputation for attracting and stealing other people's girlfriends.

I don't care if you're attached
I am not concerned whether you are in a committed relationship or not.

If that's her, then that's her
If the woman in question chooses to be with me, then it is her decision and her choice.

And that's me to smash her
And it's me who will engage in sexual activities with her.

Now she hangin' up her high ass skirt, on the (Postman)
She is willingly revealing her attraction and availability to me, the postman.

Hehe, yeah baby I got that comeback
I am confident that I possess the skills and abilities to satisfy her sexually, providing an incredible experience.

I'm at your walls like a thumbtack
I am exploring and stimulating her intimate areas with precision and intensity similar to how a thumbtack sticks to a wall.

So Miss Humpback
Referring to the woman with a sexually attractive figure.

I know what to do with all that
I know how to satisfy or handle her sexual desires and physical attributes.

Fall back, I'll put you a sinner, in the (Postman) that's big talk for a little guy
Step aside, I can make you question your righteousness and tempt you to engage in sinful activities with me. It may seem like boasting from someone insignificant.

But I'm walkin' without reply
I am confident and assertive in my actions, not seeking any response or approval.

She got her legs up
She has her legs lifted or spread open, suggesting her readiness for intimacy.

She tryin' to walk in the sky
She is attempting to reach extreme levels of pleasure and ecstasy during sexual encounters.

She callin' for God, and she callin' on I
In moments of intense pleasure, she invokes both the name of God and my name.

She say (Postman)
She utters my name, acknowledging my presence and contribution to her pleasure.

I'm like, 'yeah baby, I'm right here baby He's here baby!' She like, 'yeah baby!'
I respond enthusiastically and assure her that I am present and available to satisfy her desires. She reciprocates with equal excitement.

Heres a chain letter and some magazines Keep it clean, he will never think it was the (Postman)
Here, I give her a chain letter and some magazines as an alibi or cover. I urge her to keep it discreet and clean so that her partner will never suspect that it came from me, the postman.

Yeah, she love my gangsta
She is attracted to my rebellious and confident nature.

She feel my swagger
She perceives and is attracted to my confident demeanor and style.

I'm there every week just to Give her her package
I am consistently present in her life, satisfying her needs and desires like a regular delivery of packages.

I pick up her bills and I pick up her taxes
I take care of her financial responsibilities, covering her bills and taxes.

You might find a few stamps On your mattress from the (Postman)
You may discover some evidence, like used condoms, on your mattress that indicate the presence and actions of the postman (me).

She want young holly grove in a envelope
She desires a passionate and adventurous sexual encounter with a guy from the Holly Grove neighborhood.

I'm her private note and you ain't gotta know
I am her secret and private lover, and you don't need to know about our intimate encounters.

I'm her fantasy
I fulfill her deepest desires and dreams.

She always got letters on the canopy
She constantly fantasizes and daydreams about our encounters, indicated by love letters metaphorically hanging above the bed.

Waiting for the (Postman) no postal service
She eagerly waits for me, the postman, and not for any standard postal service delivery.

I just got my social workin'
I have recently acquired popularity and acceptance within a social circle.

And your girl is lurkin'
Your girlfriend is secretly observing or seeking my attention.

And this world is dirty
The world is full of deceit and temptation, engaging in immoral acts.

And your girl is nervous
Your girl is anxious and fearful of getting caught or facing consequences due to her attraction towards me.

To give me head in the convertible
She is willing to provide oral sex to me in a car with a convertible roof.

I'm the (Postman)
Ultimately, I am the one who satisfies her desires and delivers the experiences she craves.

Yeah, kind and curtious, she love that in me
She appreciates my manners and politeness, as she is attracted to those qualities in me.

She love me in her, and I love that plenty
She loves the way I make her feel and desires my presence inside her. I also greatly enjoy that experience.

It never fails, sorry homeboy But you've got mail, I'm the (Postman)
It is inevitable, my apologies to you, but just like the postman delivering mail, I am the one who satisfies her desires and fulfills her needs.