Baseball Sex
Lil Wayne Feat. Mack Maine Lyrics

Yeah (take me out, take me out)
Introduction to the song, expressing the desire to be taken out of the current situation.

Ok now it was me and Mrs. C
Referring to Lil Wayne and a woman, 'Mrs. C', who were together.

We was chillin by ourself
Both of them were hanging out alone without any disturbance.

Both of us just popped a pill
They both took a pill, probably for its euphoric effects.

And now am feelin' myself
Both of them are now experiencing better feelings or euphoria.

I ain't worried bout you cause i'm feelin' myself
Not worrying about anyone else because he is enjoying himself.

And they feelin' my shoe and they feelin' my belt
People are finding Wayne's footwear/belt appealing.

And they feelin' my jean thats the one they never seen
His jeans are getting people's attention as something unique they've never seen before.

And my watch look like a television screen
Wayne's watch is very expensive and unique looking enough to be compared to a television screen.

And my right wrist nice and my left wrist mean
His right wrist is flashy and outstanding while his left wrist is fierce looking.

And now my neck gettin' all jealous and things
His neck is getting envious of his jewelries.

So I had a couple of more necklaces man
To get over his neck's envy, Wayne purchased more necklaces to flaunt.

Like ain't that a bitch?
Saying 'What a tough cookie' sarcastically.

Aint a bitch I ain't my words
Repeating the phrase before and clarifying that he wasn't cursing anyone.

Heavy so I hope them bitches stick like paint
His necklaces are heavy, and he hopes that they remain in their positions like paint.

And all I really care about is my bank hoe (x3)
Wayne is only interested in making money and having a lot of it.

Ya digg? now, what you drank?
Asking if the listener understands what he said and then asking what they are drinking.

I tell her bartender just straight patron
Asking the bartender for a straight shot of Patrón tequila.

Man I'm takin one of these girls home
Wayne is thinking of taking a woman home with him.

And we can do what we do we grown
Both of them are adults and can have sexual intercourse if they wish.

I met her on first base standin' all alone
Ran into a woman at first base, who was alone.

We went to second base and now she in my zone
They progressed to second base (touching under the clothes) and now she is fully into him.

Then we told Mr. Third Base we gon'
They finally got to third base (touching without clothing on) and told the idea to the lovers waiting for their turn to get into the game.

I told you im taking one of these girls home (safe)
Asking the woman to come with him safely to his house.

I take a chick out the park like Barry
Mack Maine takes women home from parks similar to baseball player Barry Bonds hitting home runs.

She held my balls so long the ref call her carry
The woman held Mack Maine's testicles for so long that the referee had to call her carrying the ball.

She come to the crib and she think we married
After going home with Mack Maine, she starts treating him like they're married.

She try to sneak in my bed like the tooth fairy (ha)
The woman sneaks into Mack Maine's bed like the tooth fairy leaving behind money for children's teeth.

I call her genius oral she give me head sex
Mack Maine refers to the woman giving him oral sex, calling her 'genius' at it.

And all my bitches like packages they get FedEx
Mack Maine's women are easy to get, as if they're delivered to him like packages by FedEx.

You can call 'em priority of 'da next day
He says the girls come to him on the next priority of his list.

They call the next day like "Maine I'm still rollin'"
The women call Mack Maine the next day, saying they're still excited.

I'm like well im heading to the game you still rollin'?
He asks if the women are still excited even as he's going to play the next game.

Like let me know your destiny child like Kelly Rowland
Asking the women what they plan to do in their lives the same way Kelly Rowland did with her song "Destiny Child."

You think she lift weights with her brain the way she headstrong
Mack Maine says that the woman has a really strong sense of self-confidence, saying she could use her brain to lift weights.

You see my house is third base I call my bed home
Mack Maine equates third base to his house, where's he going to take the woman back to as his bed is like his permanent residence.

You call her Miss Decapitated yeah her head gon'
He calls the woman 'Miss Decapitated' as a reference to oral sex, saying that this is going to happen in his home, i.e. third base.

She think she living right but I tell her she dead wrong
Mack Maine says the woman has things wrong even if she believes she's doing the right thing.

And I don't care if she all fat or she all slender
Saying he doesn't care about the woman's body size or weight.

I swear I told the bartender just straight patron
Going back to the bartender to ask for a straight shot of Patrón.

Hmm…
A pause in the lyrics given the lack of any vocals for a moment.

Now run around a base
Referring to Mack Maine's metaphor around baseball as he tells the story of how he met the woman.

You know I come from outter space
As one of his verses, explaining his various quotes and actions as he sees himself as a distinctive sort of outer space character.

And I'm runnin out of space
Using this outer space metaphor to say that he hasn't got enough space to store his money.

Cause I got to much paper
Saying he's not got enough space because he has so much money and not much space to properly store it.

I ain't got enough space
Repeating how much money he has and how it's taking up every available space.

You call that girl 7
He had already named the girl with the nickname '7.'

'cause she finna get 8
He calls the girl '7' just to say she's getting an 8 now.

If you call her at 7
If you refer to the girl by her name (7) before the time is up.

Then probably gettin' ate
Suggesting that if someone refers to her by her name (7) before the nominal 7 o'clock, then they're probably having sex (getting eaten out) with her.

Tomorrow call her at 7
Suggesting that someone call her at the right time tomorrow.

And she still gettin' ate
She's still probably having sex with someone.

Ya now she do me
Talking about having sex with 7 earlier in the night.

And girl what the bitch say?
Asking what the girl had said.

"daddy please could you come
The girl asking him to come over.

And put some tears in my face" (haha)
Said in a humorous way meaning the girl wants him to ejaculate on her face.

She wanna lil' wayne on her face
The girl asked for Lil Wayne cumming on her face earlier.

I said well bitch go get lil' wayne on youre face (haha)
Explaining to her that she can't have it from him, she'll have to get cum from Lil Wayne instead.

Then i came in her face
Referring to ejaculating on the girl's face.

You know a nigga had to make it rain in her face
Making it rain by ejaculating on her face.

Bitch I know you love me
Saying things to her and jokingly saying that he knows she loves him.

If not you just stupid
Saying that if she doesn't love him, she must be stupid for it.

Nigga stop talkin'
Saying to someone else in the room, probably who's talking too much.

And why dont you just do it?
Saying if someone is trying to do something, just do it.

But fuck them niggas girl me and you should do it
Disregarding the other people in the room, telling the woman that both of them should silently have sex.

And you know im gon' of that fluid you aint see me tell
Saying he's going to produce ejaculate (fluid) without anyone noticing.

We Home
Referring to him and the woman, now at his residence.