My Reality
Lil Wayne Ft. Gudda Gudda And Mack Maine Lyrics

My reality is bigger than your dreams are
I am living a life so grand that your greatest aspirations cannot compare

Got ya dream girl ridin' in your dream car
I have romantically captured the one you desire, and we are traveling in a luxurious vehicle

She wants me, she wants me
My appeal to the opposite sex is undeniable

Plus I got it all,
I am in possession of everything you could want or need

Bitch tell me what you don't see
You are blind to my greatness and are unable to recognize all that I have accomplished

I got 25 lighters on my dresser
I have an abundance of wealth and resources

Got the girl and the girl to undress her
I am able to win over women effortlessly and bring them into my bedroom

My guitar strap is leather
Even my accessories are high quality and luxurious

My life is better than ever
I am currently living my best life and reaching new levels of success

Got women all up in my condo
My living space is often filled with beautiful women

And my drug dealer comes pronto
I have easy access to drugs and can obtain them quickly

Got a registered pistol in the console
I possess a firearm that is legally licensed and kept within my car

So, so, don't try me now
I should not be provoked, as I am equipped to defend myself if necessary

Yeah, just ridin' feelin' lovely
I am casually driving around, enjoying my opulent lifestyle

You can hate but your girlfriend love me
Even those who dislike me cannot deny my appeal to the opposite sex

I'm too G like a Gucci belt
I possess the utmost style and sophistication

Hot Gudda baby I can make your coochie melt
I have a seductive power over women and can easily arouse them

I keep your lady wet like she took a dip
I can sexually satisfy women with ease

And if you looking for her, you can follow the drip
The evidence of my sexual conquests can be traced by the fluids I leave behind

I'm slick like Rick, the ladies pullin' my wrist
I am charming and charismatic, and women love to be in my company

I just walk in the spot and out with my pick
I am able to effortlessly attract and seduce women

I'm gone like a trip with a nice thick redbone
I am quick to move on from one woman to another, and prefer curvy partners

On the phone gettin' head call it headphone
Even while engaged in a phone call, women are offering me sexual favors

Pimpin' all over like Ludacris
I am a master of seduction and am able to attract women like a true pimp

These hoes love me, I'm wanted like a fugative
My appeal to women is so strong that they are willing to do anything to be in my presence

What you need contacts
You must have poor vision to not see how great I am

Tell me what you don't see
I am confident that you are unable to comprehend the full scope of my success

What you can't tell, I'm everything that he won't be
Compared to your current partner, I am a superior candidate for your affection and love

Talkin' bout your boyfriend, bitch you need a man friend
You must leave your current relationship because I am the only partner that can satisfy you

Even when you ain't sittin' down you can't stand him
You dislike your current partner even when you are not actively engaged with them

Dirty dick bandit, luxury car whipper
Your current partner is promiscuous and has a lower quality of living than I do

Crib on Dolphin Island, backyard full of flippers
My abode is an opulent mansion located on an exclusive and luxurious island

This is my reality, your man just be dreamin'
My life is a true representation of success, while your current partner only aspires to reach this level

Wake up in the morning bedsheets full of semen
Your current partner is unfaithful and engages in sexual acts that produce stains on the bed

I mean he's wet dreamin', while me I really do it
Your current partner only fantasizes about achieving what I have, while I am actually living it

Coulda, shoulda, woulda, babygirl you shoulda knew it
You missed out on the opportunity to be with someone as successful and desirable as me

And fuck the paparazzi, I will never Kiss and tell
I do not respect or care for the media's interest in my personal life, and will not share intimate details of my relationships

I'll be the genie out the lamp or your wishing well
I am capable of fulfilling your deepest desires and making your dreams come true

I'll be your fishing pale and you can be my yacht buddy
I can provide for you and treat you as my equal companion

Take you from A-Z, I'll connect the dots hunny
I will guide you through every stage of our relationship, and ensure a seamless and enjoyable experience

(?) has got money, baby 'cause I got money
I am financially stable and can provide for you in ways that others cannot

I like the B 50 50 what you got for me
I am willing to split the risks and rewards of a relationship evenly with you

It could be some bread, nah it ain't gotta be cash
I am not necessarily looking for monetary compensation for my affection and attention

I'll take a little head or I'll take a lotta ass
I am open to various forms of physical intimacy in a relationship

I'll take a friend or two, we can have a 3D weedy
I am open to expanding our relationship to include others and engaging in recreational drug use

I could toss you a Gudda Gudda or a Lil Weezy Weezy
I can introduce you to my celebrity friends to enhance our relationship

Or my nigga peedy weedy or my nigga Teedy teedy
I have a network of close associates I can share with you

Fuck you on the hood of red strip and green Lamborghini
I am capable of providing luxurious experiences and having sex with you in exotic locations

Go head and take this x-pill
I am willing to share my recreational drugs with you

That there fuck you up, probably have you walking round like 'damn, what the fuck'
The drugs I am offering will have a powerful effect on you and possibly incapacitate you

Lady in the streets but in the sheets you such a slut
You are skilled at hiding your sexual proclivities or promiscuity during day-to-day life, but are very sexually active in private

Smash you on the top bunk, tiger uppercut
I will engage in rough and kinky sex acts with you, including throwing you onto the top bunk of a bed and using a reference to a popular video game move

And everyday we do brunch and everyday we do lunch
We will have regular meals together, and I will do my best to make each experience memorable

You do me, I do you
We will take turns satisfying each other sexually

Baby we could us and I ain't gotta say no more
We are compatible as a couple, and no further explanation is necessary

I don't talk too much
I am a man of action, not words

Thus far, I feel like I've been trying to sell a car
I have been promoting myself as a desirable partner throughout the song

Is you buying,
Are you convinced to choose me as your partner?

Cause I ain't got no time for a test drive
I am not willing to engage in a trial period with you, and expect a firm commitment

Do you wanna go with me to the final frontier
Are you willing to fully commit to a life with me, including challenges and unknown outcomes?