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Lilys Lyrics

The bottom feels so much better than the top!
Being at the bottom is much more enjoyable than being at the top.

So much better!
It is significantly better.

Nan you're a window shopper
Grandma, you enjoy looking at things in the store but never actually buy them.

Taking a look but you never buy
You browse through items without making any purchases.

You won't pick it up if it's over a fiver
You refuse to buy anything that costs more than five pounds.

Get on the bus 'cause you still can't drive
You rely on public transportation because you cannot drive a car.

Mad as fuck, only just alive
You are incredibly angry and frustrated, but barely managing to stay alive.

You get up in the morning and you like your tea milky
In the morning, you prefer your tea to be made with a lot of milk.

You fumble for your glasses 'cause without 'em you can't see
You struggle to find your glasses because without them, your vision is impaired.

It's funny how I come around your house and I'm twenty
It's amusing how I visit you at your house, and despite being twenty years old, I still need to follow your rules and wear the gifts you gave me.

And I still have to wear all the presents you sent me
Despite my age, I am obligated to wear all the gifts you have given me.

I walk into your kitchen everything's got a label
Upon entering your kitchen, I notice that everything is labeled and organized.

You've done your Christmas shopping and we're only in April
You have completed your Christmas shopping months before the actual holiday.

And you won't leave your house unless you're wearing your thermals
You refuse to go outside unless you are wearing warm thermal clothing.

You're covered all in cat hair and you're stinking like Strepsils
Your entire body is covered in cat hair, and you have a strong odor resembling Strepsils throat lozenges.

You're headed down the bowls club, have another orange squash
You are going to the bowls club to have another glass of orange squash.

Balls are rollin', rollin', rollin'
Balls are continuously moving.

You can't walk right 'cause things aren't what they were
You struggle to walk properly because things have changed and are not the same as before.

Your ankles are swollen, swollen, swollen
Your ankles are enlarged and puffy.

Walking down the post office to pick up your pension
Walking to the post office to collect your pension.

And then you're off to bingo, it's become an obsession
After collecting your pension, you immediately go to bingo because it has become an addictive activity for you.

So wary of the kids when they're wearing their hoods up
You are cautious and suspicious of children wearing hooded sweatshirts.

And even if they smile at you, you think it's a stick up
Even if the children smile at you, you believe that they are attempting to rob you.

You only buy the paper just to cut out the coupons
You purchase newspapers solely for the purpose of cutting out coupons.

You're saving 50p but what do you want with tampons
You save money by using coupons, but it is unclear why you would need tampons.

You're always at the doctor picking up your prescription
You frequently visit the doctor's office to collect your prescription medication.

And they throw in some KY just to ease up the friction
The doctor includes some KY lubricant to help alleviate any discomfort or friction.

You've got a leak in your colostomy bag
Your colostomy bag is leaking.

Yeah, it's got a hole in, hole in, hole in
Yes, there is a hole present in the colostomy bag.

On the weekend you're shopping with your trolley
During the weekend, you go shopping while using a shopping cart.

It's sad how you're rollin', rollin', rollin'
It is unfortunate how you move around in a rolling manner.

Mad as fuck, only just alive
You are extremely angry and frustrated, barely holding onto life.