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Lindsay Duncan Lyrics

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Stop All The Clocks by W.H. Auden. Mahler Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone, Prevent the dog…

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Comments from YouTube:

@CoalMineTed

9y↑202

"And he fell in love with one specific pigeon... What an asshole"
OMFG I'm crying

@TheSensfan09

9y↑18

But Chris that pigeon was cute.

@girlspooptoo8567

Chris P
My favorite part

@jayeasson2910

7y↑2

It was an adorable pigeon. Makes sense.

@jayeasson2910

7y↑1

It was an adorable pigeon.

@DustinHawke

3y↑2

He knew he'd never invent anything worthy of pigeon.

@pulchritude0222

4y↑88

Still the best Drunk History episode after 10 years

@electricearth1101

35w↑1

agree

@williamsloane444

23w

Here for the same reason 😂

@mickzrodz

8y↑397

First drunk history I've ever watched and I was on the floor with laughter. "Tesla was the electric Jesus "

@FunnyOrDie

8y↑15

+Mick Virrill Thanks for watching!

@gyromurphy

5y↑5

Me too dude

@JessicaGonzalez777

4y↑3

Same!

@caseyo.5023

2y↑1

"I can't breathe." 🤣💀

@maydavies888

2y↑2

It was worth him coming within inches of death just to get that magical phrase. .."Tesla was the Electric Jesus."

Simply brilliant!👏👏

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@kensuke0

9y↑510

"This is a nightmare. I'm in hell. This is hell."
- Nikola Tesla

@childofthesun32

9y↑22

Still laughing at this comment a day later. Made more funny by John C Reilly's acting out the delivery of the line.

@khazz01

9y↑14

I thought it was John C Riley coughing or sneezing at 4:10 then....oh shit!

@Stagesylvania

7y↑3

Jimmy Zappa Came back to watch this just for this quote.

@IntexFailz

5y↑2

great!

@peachy-tay

4y↑3

i repeat this quote frequently in conversation. no one knows where it's from, but thats totally okay

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@ERICROJO156

8y↑140

I love how perfectly they match the lips

@teena192

I think they use something to achieve this.

@suddenkancho4968

6y↑6

playing it on loudspeakers while filming.

@dorndy1

10y↑170

I wonder if Duncan Trussell has ever been in a drunken tussle??

@mugakamurakumo

3y↑7

I laughed harder at this 6 year old comment than I should have. Omfg I'm DEAD 😂🤣💀

@TXRager

3y↑3

7 years too late but still gold

@peachbellini2615

3y↑1

Nice 👏🏻

@JMPK23

Drunk and tussellin Duncan Trussell

@Jessiexnim

9y↑418

'Tesslar was the electric Jesus.... I can't breath'.

@LabGoats

9y↑3

+jessie nim I thought it was over, then that last line had me rolling on the floor!

@89kilemal

8y↑9

Breathe*

@UncoordinatedPixie

5y↑2

*BREATHE. THE WORD IS BREATHE.

@EmilyKresl

5y↑39

What does Crispin Glovers' lip synching, John C. Reillys' wig and Duncan Trussell all have in common? They all deserve an award for awesomeness.

@theparisend

41w↑2

Agreed 100% the best one

@osarenigglet

10y↑204

I laughed so hard when he said "mark twain would be there crying"
Lolololololol

@juliannesteele7082

5y↑1

osarenigglet one of the best lines. 🤣

@pika23

That's a fact though! Mark wrote about it! Tesla did teleport right in front of his ass

@avedic

48w↑1

@@pika23 doubt it. Actually, I'm certain that didn't happen. But it's great myth making on Tesla's part!

@djlobb

7y↑36

LOL I love that the actors mouth every single word including the stumbling and bumbling of the words. Especially Crispin Clover because he's generally such a serious, intense actor.

@SuperIrving91

4y↑27

The gold standard of drunk history. Wish I could see this for the first time again.

@johnjohnson458

1y↑15

This is the best ever Drunk History episode. Nothing ever came close after this. These actors, Duncan Trussel, too perfect.

@scottystcloud7086

31w

I dunno, Jack Black as Orson Welles is pretty freakin epic

@JordanSorensen

4y↑16

I've always felt that when Comedy Central bought this show, they pointed to this episode and went, "But, that? That there is too drunk. For insurance reasons, please keep people less drunk than this."

@threeminuteshate

3y↑8

And it’s suffered because of it.

@voicetube

8y↑128

This (Drunk History) is probably… no, DEFINITELY the funniest thing that Funny or Die has ever done/helped to produce!

@FunnyOrDie

8y↑4

+voicetube Glad you enjoyed. Thanks for watching!

@voicetube

8y↑2

+Funny Or Die You are most welcome :-)

@voicetube

8y↑4

+Funny Or Die PS – I would LOVE to do voiceovers for you folks.

@victormilev

9y↑113

He knew he would never invent anything worthy of pigeon.

@JosephMadder

9y↑246

"There are pineapple pieces... I knew I chewed it"

@stevehumphrey667

9y↑17

That was my favorite part!!!

@SuperSierraful

9y↑62

"Mark Twain would be there crying"

I literally spat my tea out onto my computer

@85geoffm

6y↑3

Sierra Ho "look at him, he's on fire!"

@telliwood

9y↑59

He continued from the bathroom floor lolol. That set me off.

@SLJB8

10y↑118

Tesla.... was the electric Jesus.... I can't breathe.

@jayeasson2910

Ikr?

@TheResse561

9y↑86

"there's pineapple pieces, I know I chewed it"
laughing my ass off
"Tesla was the electric Jesus"

@nostalgia4501

9y↑71

Duncan Trussell is the fucking man. "this is hell, I'm talking about Tesla in my puke."

@JadeDude1973

8y↑4

+- Astrvl Best JRE guest ever, every time. :)

@Maffoo

8y↑150

I was lifting a spoonful of vegetable soup to my mouth as he started vomiting. Was not a pleasurable moment.

@kayleecromling7132

7y↑8

from the bottom of my heart, i genuinely feel badly for you in that moment lol i've had that happen before (it was tomatoes and a particularly gory scene in a show...i stopped eating.)

@InklingThe

7y↑5

I literally had just bitten off a bite of my hamburger and I jumped and it fell out of my mouth...

@ShellyCline

Thx for the warning. I won't be finishing this video.

@mugakamurakumo

I'm fecking DEAD. 😂

@Godlikegren

45w↑6

I remember thinking this episode was specifically hilarious back when it came out. But to see Duncan Trussell over the years after first being introduced to him by this video makes it even more hilarious.

@GodWeenSatan

9y↑38

It's even weirder that he sounds like Crispen Glover

@Rimm3rCZ

12y↑11

I was crying with laughter 5 minutes..Briliant! Thanks so much for improving my current depression and shitty mood, it helped a lot.

@Grohlvana

10y↑268

This is the best one, that guy was great.

@shauna1636

10y↑3

probably the Absinthe

@kevinturner578

10y↑15

I listen to his podcast once a week... "The Duncan Trussell Family Hour."

@jessejames3131

10y↑4

Kevin Turner Powerful Kevin Turner.

@wolfspritzer9253

10y↑1

its Duncan Trussell not just some guy, he is on jre quite often.

@kevinturner578

10y↑5

Jesse James
Yes, and The Joe Rogan Experience. :)

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@olivia4087

8y↑55

"like I KNOW I chewed it" lol

@johncoffee5837

Best line

@ZoeGuwh

12y↑3

I've watched just about all of these Drunk Histories. And Duncan's was by FAR the best. The story, the acting, and the Duncanness in general. Laughter. Every time.

@kyatorin

8y↑26

Crispin Glover.. Man, you're so fucking awesome.

@Pentapus1024

11y↑4

This is my favorite one. I love how the pigeon's eyes gave off light so beauteous that he knew he'd never be able to invent something so amazing. Much laughter escaped my mouth.

@ianalexander92

7y↑25

Honestly, when I clicked on this I was thinking Reilly was gonna be Edison and Glover was gonna be Tesla.

Guess you could say I was shocked at this turn of events.

@JWertz56

11y↑4

This HAS to be the best episode. John C. Riley AND Crispin Glover?! EPIC! Love this episode/historical event/re-enaction. I watch this once a week, just to put a smile on my face. Thanks for the upload!! I'm a fan of "Drunk History" for life.

@SuperTroy18

5y↑17

Crispin Glover and John C. Reilly should’ve switched roles. They look so much more like the other person.

@LivingParadox87

3y↑3

I almost feel like that might have been intentional for the humor of it haha.

@MareShoop

19w

That’s what makes it so funny imo

@JustSomeCanadianGuy

3y↑4

Far and away the best Drunk History.

They usually don’t get this drunk. 😄

@briana8283

6y↑13

I feel like there must be more behind this pigeon thing. He really focused on those pigeons...

UPDATE: I just looked it up and apparently he actually did fall in romantic love with a pigeon. “I loved that pigeon as a man loves a woman, and she loved me. As long as I had her, there was a purpose to my life.”

@cherisarempe2239

22w

The pigeons were used for communication because he was being spied upon by the OSS which was the precursor to the CIA who had stayed in the hotel room by his at the New Yorker. He couldn't do anything without them knowing. It was a necessity that grew into a trustworthy reliable relationship.

@cherisarempe2239

22w

On another note, pigeons are actually highly intelligent and highly sociable animals, so it stands to reason he would prefer them over humans.

@JoeyCruse

8y↑212

Classic drunk... Hovered over the toilet but pukes beside of it.

@mcnuggetsferg1685

5y↑15

He puked into the 2nd phantom one he saw, he was on target it was just the wrong target.

@madslav8177

5y↑8

classic drunk... hovered over the toilet and talking about Tesla

@EddyCusani

9y↑15

One of the best drunk history episodes ever! Why they don't use Duncan more often is beyond me. Electric Jesus!

@bobbobrick2881

10y↑21

"Tesla was the electric Jesus." - Best quote ever.

@JadeDude1973

8y↑16

I like how Drunk History works like old school animation... the actors try to mimic the narrators. <3

@JP-wx6uh

3y↑6

Hands down the best Drunk History episode.

@julesk2629

4y↑10

At first I thought this was a parody of Drunk History. Never realized it started on this channel!

@JoshuaMicah85

9y↑184

Crispin Glover should have played Tesla

@kellyruonavarra4522

9y↑13

my thoughts exactly as well

@ivanamarkoci4074

9y↑35

yeah, tesla was historically hotter, what an injustice.

@shawntlucas90

8y↑34

While I get where youre coming from, looks and all, I have to disagree. I cant imagine anyone else being more funny as Edison after seeing Crispin Gliver do it. That shot of him electrocuting animals as Duncans saying "Edison, was an asshole." LMAO

@saintofconsequence

8y↑14

Because of the sharper facial features?

@MrFaDookie

nnnnnnnNO......

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@mikebear65

5y↑7

By far, my favorite Drunk History. Glad to see Duncan on Joe Rogan today. Had to watch it again.

@MovieCityChannel

11y↑31

Lol this might be my new favorite episode of the drunk history series

@clockworkNate

3y↑1

They have just gotten worse now, they aren't even really drunk anymore

@nicolavincenzo7927

3y↑2

Lol same here all of Duncan's are funny watch the dolphin one if you haven't already

@ajrestivo

This is the episode that made it popular enough to get big.

@annettemint

8y↑48

hahah Mark Twain's eyebrows tho!!!

@notpcone

10y↑9

Probably watched this like 10 times over the last few months..........it's still HILARIOUS !!

@tubeyhamster

4y↑3

This is still my favorite one.

@learrus

10y↑6

This is the best and most accurate historical reenactment Hollywood has ever managed to produce.

@CallMeQkef

10y↑6

I'm at the beginning of the episode and I'm so pumped to watch the rest that I had to scroll down and leave a comment.
I was watching another episode before this, and I was actually thinking "imagine if they got Duncan Trussel to be the drunk guy.... nah, they wouldn't do that his voice is too weird" and then I saw a comment that said that the Tesla episode is good so I clicked on it.

@voicetube

8y↑8

Drunk History in my opinion is the best thing that Funny or Die has ever brought to the "silver screen" (even if that means the computer monitor).

Now, I think this may be my favorite episode of all the Drunk History creations.

I think Derek Waters is the electric Jesus…

@19explosivo88

9y↑5

The best drunk history episode. Made me love this inventor

@norikofoxxx

9y↑8

Crispin Glover is fucking awesome for this. LOVE IT!

@deannadaly7704

10y↑29

"how did this come out of my body... there are pieces.. pineapple pieces.. i know i chewed it!"

@Fae313

4y↑14

Anyone else here after realizing this is the guy from Midnight Gospel?

@HandmadeItalianLeather

8y↑8

I wish I can retain that much information and "regurgitate" it upon my inebriated state and be entertaining at the same time...I can't breathe..

@avedic

9y↑2

2:52 lol....my favorite part of this whole series is how they'll dub the drunk person's monologue over footage of the actors mouthing along to it, in perfect unison. It's absolutely hilarious....what a simple genius idea. I fucking love Duncan Trussell. One of the coolest humans ever. SO glad he survived his cancer ordeal....this world would be a much darker place if her weren't in it.

@thisdayisbananas

10y↑21

"He knew he would never invent anything worthy of a pigeon."

@gregsmith80

2y↑1

All these years and this remains the best episode

@melissakatz7076

4y↑3

Still one of the best episodes of Drunk History.

@alexanderwebb680

5y↑13

Glover's facial expressions had me laughing good boys

@RedWinter21

3y↑4

Man is such an underrated actor, one of the best. And to think that the producers of Charlie's Angels wanted him to be a speaking character but he stuck to his guns and delivered such a perfect performance.

@dorisstrong

11y↑1

This is one of the best Drunk History episodes

@TatianaDdotcom

6y↑5

Crispin Glover should've played Tesla.

"Tesla was the Electric Jesus. I can't breathe." I'm dead.

@paulofcarranglan

8y↑29

Powerful Duncan Trussell

@puro52

druncan trussel

@525Lines

10y↑46

Have you noticed in history how many great inventors never got to enjoy their inventions because they spend the rest of their lives fighting to defend their inventions. The Wrights had to fight Curtis into the 40s about the first manned powered flight.

@tkmaz

8y↑12

"he discussed an historical event.." 😂

@ianalexander92

7y↑1

Glad I'm not the only one who caught that. XD

@RonaldReaganRocks1

10y↑22

CRISPIN GLOVER IS THE MAN!!!

@gyromurphy

5y↑2

I've only listened to the audio from this on JRE. This was the first time ever watching Drunken History. Well... I'm hooked.

@wtfcomments2585

9y↑3

The part when Tesla is slaming the table, I thought the dramatizations were silent silent , the sound was actually the guy puking,ha ha.

@DanielJayUSA

10y↑5

" & mark twain was there crying"
LOL

@Not1Edit

13y↑1

Crispin & John did such a perfect job, I love these guys... Really Really FUNNY stuff. Expressions, timing, lip sync... it's just perfect. Watched it over and over!

@davidsykes6584

10y↑42

Tesla is a god! Hilarious Drunk telling of his 'history'. lol

"Tesla was the electric Jesus." - I think I need to add this to my signatures from now on! LMAO

@Thickcurves

10y↑1

Except that Tesla didn't invent the radio or AC current.

@davidsykes6584

10y↑4

lol, you might want to recheck your facts, because if you think Marconi invented the Radio you're fooling yourself. Tesla didn't 'invent' AC, but he did invent the process to harness and deliver it.

@Thickcurves

10y

David Sykes "After learning of Hertz demonstrations of wireless transmission, inventor Nikola Tesla began developing his own system based on Hertz and Maxwell's ideas, primarily as a means of wireless lighting and power distribution.[12][13] Tesla, concluding that Hertz had not demonstrated airborne electromagnetic waves (radio transmission), went on to develop a system based on what he thought was the primary conductor, the earth.[14] In 1893 demonstrations of his ideas, in St. Louis, Missouri and at the Franklin Institute in Philadelphia, Tesla proposed this wireless power technology could also incorporate a system for the telecommunication of information."

@Thickcurves

10y

David Sykes You're talking about disputes over patents between Marconi and Tesla over cross Atlantic radio transmissions. Tesla did not invent the Radio. And while Tesla invented some motors for use of AC current... he did not invent either radio or AC electricity.

Fucking educate yourself and stop buying into bullshit.

@Thickcurves

10y

Many people took Hertz's ideas and used it for short range radio transmissions before Tesla even became interested in the technology. You're wrong and you probably attribute many myths to Tesla like so many other fucking idiots who now nothing about him.

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@VinnyK85

5y↑6

It's 2019 and this is still the best one

@roberttheberge1966

yes. duncan trussell is amazing.

@VictimeDeReligion

12y↑1

I love Crispin Glover, he always plays the best pissed off or strange characters lol

@echoing0comfort

14y

This will forever be my favorite video on the internet.

@MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive

10y↑252

Edison & Tesla were miscast, The actors should've been switched.

@MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive

9y↑8

sine moderamine Maybe.

@BushyHairedStranger

6y↑9

Kidding me!? Glover plays a psycho edison perfectly! John’s portrayal of Tesla was epic! This is the episode that started this entire idea rolling.

@a_z-bruh

5y↑9

I thought the exact same as soon as I saw Glover

@MareShoop

5y↑4

That's what makes it so funny :)

@kvntleviathan9973

4y↑3

Agreed. I wish there was more scenes with Crispin

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@juggernaught79

3y↑1

“I know I chewed it!..”. Hahahahaha kills me every time

@cpv5047

8y↑1

"he fell in love with a specific pigeon...what an asshole" Lmaooo

@CaptainBeefheart90

9y↑20

i was that pigeon

@TheSensfan09

9y↑2

no you weren't gears, in my past lives I was that pigeon.

@CircusOfBedlam

12y

I wish you would continue making these, they are literally the most awesome things on youtube.

@27boof

13y

This is the best vid EVER!!! Thx SO much for uploading! Peace

@softbatch1

This is truly hilarious and awesome. I was buying every moment of this and really having a good laugh. Well done, gentlemen!

@grahamH220

12y

Watching this with the captions turned on is amazing.

@victoriaalmanza381

3y↑2

I think this has always been my favorite own

@mdl3377

8y↑6

"I can't breathe..." AND CUT! WE'RE OUTTA HERE!

@philyB08

9y↑19

I never knew what i was put on this earth for, but after countless viewings of Americans getting drunk on cans half the size of ours, and never finishing a bottle, i as a 6'5" Irishman shall drink every American man, woman and child under the table. Especially you, 13y old Billy from Wisconsin!

@GodWeenSatan

9y↑8

Cool story bro! Not all Americans are lightweights

@ianeiI

9y↑2

Their beer is watered down. Come up to Canada and you'll find an even match.

@philyB08

Ian Roantree Do you also drink 350ml cans that are less than 5-6%?

@philyB08

9y↑1

***** That's the average American beer, 5% or less and 350ml soda cans. Try a box of 24 cans double the size of ours as predrinks.

@bootskleine1840

9y↑2

Fresh Warrior, your Mom must be so proud! :) I love the Irish, no, really!

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@thefdmproductions

10y

One of the best series ever!

@ZoltanFilm

10y

absolut great. great work. thanx very much for such a tesla story.

@voicetube

13y

The Drunk History series is one of the very best series of videos (or even each on their own) that FOD has ever presented - just awesome!!

@lizziecuccia7464

cannot believe I have to watch this for my digital editing class this year, I remember watching this when it came out

@carolynhosler5538

10y↑8

I need to party with this dude.

@sxrlove06

9y↑10

this is fucking beautiful

@rk2573

11y

GENIUS !!! Actual histoy !!! The kind of which use to leave me nodding off in class. Told by a blind drunk, ( yet well versed to spite his condition ) gentleman. The concept alone is a commical masterpiece !!! I laughed....Hard....and gained a bit of historical knowledge. I had no idea i was even learning !!!!! I love it !!!

@michellewarns8452

10y↑27

Tesla was the electric Jesus.

@M-I-FaMoSs

This is the all time greatest Drunk History. Duncan’s so young here but on fire 🔥

@gohstprncss

8y↑2

"i'm in hell. this is hell." forever my favorite line.

@mamascorpio

9y↑9

ABSINTHE?!?!? how is he still coherent ...or alive?!?!!?!?

@SpriJ1973

11y↑1

Jesus Christ, as long as i've been alive, this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Holy shit you guys, this is brilliant from start to finish.

@2taggs2

12y

These never get old - I don't know why they stopped making these...

@itzhakzupkovich2631

10y

TESLA, the biggest phenomena yet. A inventor who almost got forgotten from the pages of history, because he cared more for the purpose of invention then the invention it self or the profit it. Even though I wasn't laughing and got really sad while watching it, I loved it. Real artistic work. THERE IS A SLIM LINE THAT MOVES BETWEEN COMEDY AND TRAGEDY!!! Good work, thanks!!!:-)

@imperfectcircle

Saw this in 2008 at Alamo Drafthouse the previews before There Will Be Blood (Crispin Glover was there in an empty lobby talking to a fan) I’ll never forget this. I died laughing at the “Tesla is the electric Jesus” part

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