Are You Ready
Logic feat. Phil Ade Lyrics

I start beef on dark streets, cursing the transients
I'm a troublemaker who likes to fight with strangers in the city's less traveled areas.

Take your pick of your latest whip, hearse or an ambulance
My actions may lead to your demise in either a fancy car or emergency vehicle.

'Cause I'm a scientist to the rescue
I am a smart guy who saves the day.

Who wish to infect you with contaminants from a test-tube
I want to spread chaos and destruction with my perceived intelligence.

I pop up on the scene unexpectedly
You never know when I might show up.

All up in your city like teen mother pregnancy
I'm everywhere in your town like young moms-to-be.

Fiends love my tendency to serve dope
Drug addicts appreciate my willingness to provide them with illegal substances.

'Cause I mesh with rap like a pimp in feathered hats and a fur coat
I fit perfectly into the rap culture like a flashy pimp.

Curtains close the like
The show is over like the caurtains closing on stage.

Lock you up in fresh wears and let you go in dirty clothes
I will trick you into thinking you're getting something new, only for it to end up old and used.

I'm naked wear my words exposed
My words are truthful and raw without any pretense.

Disturbing folks performing bourbon soaked at suburban shows
I entertain and upset people at shows held in the suburbs while being drunk on bourbon.

Alert the pope and you better call a doctor
My actions are so outrageous that you need to call the highest religious leader and a medical professional.

I'm going off my rocker when I chug a quart of vodka
I lose control of myself when I drink a lot of vodka.

And just before the cops come I'll face a hundred dudes
I'm not afraid to confront a large crowd of people, even if it means getting caught by the police.

Like, 'I'm Louis Logic, who the fuck are you?'
I am confident in my identity and challenge others to question theirs.

Plain and simple, ordinary Jack's same as nimble
I'm not special, just like an ordinary person who can move quickly.

Plus you lack the sack if your main veins are thimble
You're weak if your veins are small and can't handle injections.

I hang my head over the pane of windows
I lean outside of windows while feeling sick.

Throwing up like, L.A. gang signs or graf paint in scribbles
I'm vomiting in a similar way to gang signs or graffiti tags in Los Angeles.

Blowing up's a far stretch
It's unlikely that I will become highly successful.

With Indy B-sides I'm hard pressed, for a free ride like car theft
I struggle to get recognition with my independent and lesser-known music like it's difficult to steal a car without a key.

I'm a hard head; I gotta chill with Joe Camel
I'm stubborn and refuse to quit smoking even though it's bad for me.

And stick with the licks like a hick in old flannel
I will continue to play and enjoy music, just like a redneck in old-fashioned clothing.

The contradiction to turns are y'all n***as spitting a verse?
Are you guys hypocritical in your lyrics?

Is like me smiling while I flip you the bird
It's like I'm pretending everything is okay while I'm really giving you the middle finger.

I mister disturbed and doctor depression
I'm an expert at being disturbed and making people feel depressed.

I got an obsession for seeing police officers stressing
I have a strong desire to witness cops struggling under pressure.

And catching a deep throating actress
I want to have sexual relations with a skilled oral sex partner who is also an actress.

Who knows gymnastics and sucks the lubricant off of prophylactics
She should be flexible, skilled in gymnastics, and able to suck the lubricant off of condoms.

The facts is, I specialize in crushing brews
I am exceptionally good at drinking large quantities of beer.

I'm Louis Logic nigga, who the fuck are you?
I am Louis Logic and demand to know who you are in comparison.